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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
Jun 17, 2011 1:51 PM
job be damned when it's time for me to rub one out.
Jun 17, 2011 1:51pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

Just Ain't Care

11,466 posts
Jun 17, 2011 1:51 PM
I call bullshit
Jun 17, 2011 1:51pm
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Ironman92

Administrator

49,363 posts
Jun 17, 2011 1:57 PM
Role Model fo sure
Jun 17, 2011 1:57pm
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Mulva

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13,650 posts
Jun 17, 2011 2:50 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;805703 wrote:I call bullshit
Do they ever pick up?
Jun 17, 2011 2:50pm
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jordo212000

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10,664 posts
Jun 17, 2011 3:25 PM
The boss is a moron if he asked if an employee was whacking off. That has sexual harassment written all over it

Even if I thought somebody was whacking off, I keep that to myself
Jun 17, 2011 3:25pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

Just Ain't Care

11,466 posts
Jun 17, 2011 3:30 PM
Where did you copy and paste this story from?
Jun 17, 2011 3:30pm
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wes_mantooth

Tomfoolery & shenanigans

17,977 posts
Jun 17, 2011 3:51 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;805810 wrote:Where did you copy and paste this story from?

Umm....i think it was ign.com, I was really bored at work today.
Jun 17, 2011 3:51pm
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Devils Advocate

Brudda o da bomber

4,539 posts
Jun 17, 2011 4:12 PM
Quite the resume stuffer.

Fapologist : able to rub one off in a variety of stressful situations. Can work with or without supervision. able to work and complete task within deadlines. Adverse situations are no obsticle and are viewed as opportunitis. Loves to get in there and work with their hands.
Jun 17, 2011 4:12pm
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Con_Alma

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12,198 posts
Jun 17, 2011 4:33 PM
I couldn't imagine being so bored at work that I would copy and paste that.

You might need a new career that challenges you a little more.
Jun 17, 2011 4:33pm
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wes_mantooth

Tomfoolery & shenanigans

17,977 posts
Jun 17, 2011 4:37 PM
Con_Alma;805893 wrote:I couldn't imagine being so bored at work that I would copy and paste that.

You might need a new career that challenges you a little more.

Lol...relax fella. Today was my last day before I go on vacation.

People take the internet way to seriously....lmao, amazing
Jun 17, 2011 4:37pm
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Con_Alma

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12,198 posts
Jun 17, 2011 4:47 PM
Lol right back at ya. Have a great vacation. I don't know if more relaxed I can get! If I ever get serious on this forum I will convince myself it's time to leave.
Jun 17, 2011 4:47pm
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Iliketurtles

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8,191 posts
Jun 17, 2011 5:09 PM
Wait so this isn't true? Damn I was hoping I wasn't the only one who masturbates while at work :(.
Jun 17, 2011 5:09pm
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1_beast

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5,642 posts
Jun 17, 2011 5:11 PM
so it was almost a happy ending.... until security blew it ...wait...you blew it...wait...that made it a happy ending...WIN
Jun 17, 2011 5:11pm
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password

Senior Member

2,360 posts
Jun 17, 2011 5:13 PM
You learn from your mistakes, next time you will use the womens bathroom and use your iPhone with a headset so you can watch some porn and not be disturbed.
Jun 17, 2011 5:13pm
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krambman

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3,606 posts
Jun 17, 2011 5:32 PM
wes_mantooth;805575 wrote:I was escorted from the building in handcuffs by two burly black men armed with batons

Why did you find it necessary to explain that the two burly black people were men?
Jun 17, 2011 5:32pm
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1_beast

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5,642 posts
Jun 17, 2011 5:37 PM
wes_mantooth;805575 wrote: two burly black men armed with batons.

Why did you find it necessary to state that the "two burly black men" were "armed with batons"?
Jun 17, 2011 5:37pm
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wes_mantooth

Tomfoolery & shenanigans

17,977 posts
Jun 17, 2011 6:06 PM
ccrunner609;805922 wrote:did you have mayo on that turkey sandwich?

Homemade
Jun 17, 2011 6:06pm
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Timber

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935 posts
Jun 17, 2011 6:55 PM
I knew the story was bogus once you mentioned who escorted you out of the building. I do not think that is possible in Sweetwater. lol
Jun 17, 2011 6:55pm
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dwccrew

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7,817 posts
Jun 18, 2011 6:21 PM
wes_mantooth;805832 wrote:Umm....i think it was ign.com, I was really bored at work today.

You know what I do when I'm bored? I masturbate.
Jun 18, 2011 6:21pm
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Tigerfan00

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3,427 posts
Jun 18, 2011 7:57 PM
What did your mom say about this?
Jun 18, 2011 7:57pm
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
Jun 18, 2011 8:09 PM
i knew this story was bogus because mantooth works in a mcdonalds. and would've just nutted on a big mac.
Jun 18, 2011 8:09pm
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wes_mantooth

Tomfoolery & shenanigans

17,977 posts
Jun 18, 2011 9:15 PM
j_crazy;806364 wrote:i knew this story was bogus because mantooth works in a mcdonalds. and would've just nutted on a big mac.

That sounds delicious!
Jun 18, 2011 9:15pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Jun 19, 2011 2:10 AM
ccrunner609;805922 wrote:did you have mayo on that turkey sandwich?

You heard him. He nutted, didn't he?
ccrunner609;805948 wrote:Why would you lube with spit when everyone knows that hand soap is much better.

Yeah, but it burns if it gets in "there."
j_crazy;806364 wrote:i knew this story was bogus because mantooth works in a mcdonalds. and would've just nutted on a big mac.

That's why you opt for the Double Quarter Pounder every time.
Jun 19, 2011 2:10am
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luckydog

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200 posts
Jun 19, 2011 11:14 AM
ccrunner609;805948 wrote:Why would you lube with spit when everyone knows that hand soap is much better.
hand soap is too harsh
Jun 19, 2011 11:14am