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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
Jun 11, 2011 8:30 PM
I'm pissed.

lets punch babies.
Jun 11, 2011 8:30pm
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GoPens

Senior Member

2,339 posts
Jun 11, 2011 8:40 PM
Does this meet Google's standards??
Jun 11, 2011 8:40pm
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I Wear Pants

Senior Member

16,223 posts
Jun 11, 2011 9:08 PM
What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?


Can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Jun 11, 2011 9:08pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
Jun 11, 2011 10:18 PM
I Wear Pants;799063 wrote:What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?


Can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Man I love dead baby jokes
Jun 11, 2011 10:18pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Jun 11, 2011 10:23 PM
What do babies and marshmallow peeps have in common?

They both explode in the microwave.
Jun 11, 2011 10:23pm
I

I Wear Pants

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16,223 posts
Jun 11, 2011 10:24 PM
What's more disgusting than a pile of dead babies?

The one alive in the center that had to eat it's way out.

What's more disgusting than that? It went back for seconds.
Jun 11, 2011 10:24pm
I

I Wear Pants

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16,223 posts
Jun 11, 2011 10:24 PM
What's more disgusting than 3 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to three trees.
Jun 11, 2011 10:24pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Jun 11, 2011 10:26 PM
Clean joke: Michael Jackson took a bubble bath.

Dirty joke: Michael Jackson called babies bubbles.
Jun 11, 2011 10:26pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
Jun 11, 2011 10:27 PM
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Jun 11, 2011 10:27pm
I

I Wear Pants

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16,223 posts
Jun 11, 2011 10:28 PM
What's the difference between a puppy and a dead baby? I don't stick my weiner in puppies.
Jun 11, 2011 10:28pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
Jun 11, 2011 10:29 PM
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Jun 11, 2011 10:29pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
Jun 11, 2011 10:30 PM
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?
Phil.
Jun 11, 2011 10:30pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
Jun 11, 2011 10:31 PM
My new favorites

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!

How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!
Jun 11, 2011 10:31pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Jun 11, 2011 10:34 PM
What's the difference between a baby and a fleshlight?

Nothing.
Jun 11, 2011 10:34pm
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I Wear Pants

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16,223 posts
Jun 11, 2011 10:37 PM
What's the difference between hookers in Grand Theft Auto and babies?

I get tired of killing hookers in GTA.
Jun 11, 2011 10:37pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
Jun 11, 2011 10:38 PM
Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time

Had another one but even I have standards
Jun 11, 2011 10:38pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
Jun 11, 2011 10:40 PM
What's grosser than gross?
A garbage can full of dead babies.

What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.

What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.

What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.
Jun 11, 2011 10:40pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Jun 11, 2011 10:51 PM
Where do babies go when they cry?

The garbage disposal.
Jun 11, 2011 10:51pm
I

I Wear Pants

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16,223 posts
Jun 12, 2011 1:54 AM
DeadliestWarrior34;799141 wrote:What's grosser than gross?
A garbage can full of dead babies.

What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.

What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.

What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.

That's the same joke I put earlier. I will sue you.
Jun 12, 2011 1:54am
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Jun 12, 2011 2:24 AM
When do you burp a baby?

After you've eaten one.
Jun 12, 2011 2:24am
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Tobias Fünke

formerly "sjmvsfscs08"

2,387 posts
Jun 12, 2011 3:19 AM
Jun 12, 2011 3:19am
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Jun 12, 2011 3:45 AM
Nom nom nom
Jun 12, 2011 3:45am
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Aug 4, 2011 4:28 AM
j_crazy;799040 wrote:I'm pissed.

lets punch babies.

Aug 4, 2011 4:28am
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Aug 4, 2011 4:45 AM
j_crazy;799040 wrote:I'm pissed.

lets punch babies.

Aug 4, 2011 4:45am