OneBuckeye
Posts: 5,888
May 31, 2011 11:44am
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/offbeat/wpix-man-busted-masturbating-on-plane,0,5317000.story
Did Fab take a trip to Denver recently?
Did Fab take a trip to Denver recently?
DENVER (PIX11)— It has all the elements of a horror movie: a snake, a plane and a couple of horrified passengers.
A Florida man faces a $5,000 fine after he allegedly masturbated on a United Airlines flight late last week while shocked passengers looked on in disbelief.
According to reports, 25-year-old Kyle Pierce was taken into custody shortly after United Airlines Flight 340 touched down in Denver on May 19. The flight flew in from Spokane, Washington.
A teenage passenger sitting next to Pierce first alerted flight attendants, after she witnessed the unsettling scene unfold before her eyes.
"I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis," the 18-year-old woman told investigators, according to the criminal complaint. "He ejaculated and got some on the seat. Then he went to the bathroom for a long time."
Another passenger was alerted by a friend who saw Pierce pleasuring himself.
"My friend Zach turned to me and said, 'That man is masturbating' and in disbelief, I looked and saw his penis," Grayson Miller told authorities. "I hit him with a book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom.After a while he returned."
Pearce remains in custody without bail following a court hearing Monday. If convicted of obscene and indecent exposure, he could get up to 90 days in jail in addition to a $5,000 fine.
redstreak one
Posts: 1,152
May 31, 2011 11:46am
Rosie just had to join the mile high club! lol
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
May 31, 2011 11:47am
Thanks a lot Bin Laden
dazedconfused
Posts: 2,662
May 31, 2011 11:48am
FatHobbit;786282 wrote:Thanks a lot Bin Laden
haha, beat me to it. "It's frowned upon"
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
May 31, 2011 12:18pm
Sound to me like the man was crying for help...
And no one was willing to lend him a hand
And no one was willing to lend him a hand
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
May 31, 2011 12:19pm
Thread Bomber;786328 wrote:Sound to me like the man was crying for help...
And no one was willing to lend him a hand
Bio-Hazzzzard
Posts: 1,027
May 31, 2011 12:20pm
This is why a flight staff ejection button is needed. At least he would've made several attempts pulling the rip cord before he hit the ground.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
May 31, 2011 12:24pm
Eh, seems he was busy pulling other things.Bio-Hazzzzard;786330 wrote:This is why a flight staff ejection button is needed. At least he would've made several attempts pulling the rip cord before he hit the ground.
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
May 31, 2011 12:24pm
I think that puliing his rip chord caused the whole problem
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
May 31, 2011 12:24pm
damn you trap!
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
May 31, 2011 12:27pm
Probably would've been more appropriate in the cockpit.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
May 31, 2011 12:31pm
Grayson Miller = buzzkill."My friend Zach turned to me and said, 'That man is masturbating' and in disbelief, I looked and saw his penis," Grayson Miller told authorities. "I hit him with a book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom.After a while he returned."
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
May 31, 2011 12:35pm
Heretic;786347 wrote:Grayson Miller = cockblock.
More accurate?
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
May 31, 2011 12:38pm
karen lotz;786350 wrote:More accurate?
Nah.
Heretic;786347 wrote:Grayson Miller = cockbooked.
Better.
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gut
Posts: 15,058
May 31, 2011 12:59pm
Wait a second....Before we pass judgement, let's see a picture of the 18-yr old sitting next to him.
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berry
Posts: 475
May 31, 2011 1:03pm
When carjacking just isn't enough.
Sykotyk
Posts: 1,155
May 31, 2011 1:09pm
gut;786380 wrote:Wait a second....Before we pass judgement, let's see a picture of the 18-yr old sitting next to him.
haha
4cards
Posts: 2,551
May 31, 2011 1:19pm
"I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis," the 18-year-old woman told investigators, according to the criminal complaint. "He ejaculated and got some on the seat. Then he went to the bathroom for a long time."
...not this dudes fault. Had the 18 yr old not been reading this book, NOTHING would have CUM of this situation!
...not this dudes fault. Had the 18 yr old not been reading this book, NOTHING would have CUM of this situation!
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
May 31, 2011 6:47pm
Sometimes you just got to rub one out!!!
password
Posts: 2,360
May 31, 2011 7:12pm
gut;786380 wrote:Wait a second....Before we pass judgement, let's see a picture of the 18-yr old sitting next to him.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
May 31, 2011 7:15pm
password;786723 wrote:
Complete pardon.
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
May 31, 2011 7:15pm
password;786723 wrote:
Let me guess, your next question is "if you survived a plane crash she didn't, would you hit it?"
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gut
Posts: 15,058
May 31, 2011 7:41pm
enigmaax;786728 wrote:Let me guess, your next question is "if you survived a plane crash she didn't, would you hit it?"
Implausible scenario....With those airbags, she's more likely to survive.
like_that
Posts: 26,625
May 31, 2011 7:56pm
We now know Lotz's name.
password
Posts: 2,360
May 31, 2011 7:57pm
enigmaax;786728 wrote:Let me guess, your next question is "if you survived a plane crash she didn't, would you hit it?"
I don't think I could give you an honest answer, until I see how much burn damage there is to her body.