Does Anyone Else Have a Gay Uncle?

Home Archive Serious Business Does Anyone Else Have a Gay Uncle?
justincredible's avatar

justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
May 26, 2011 9:08 PM
GoChiefs;782313 wrote:He was banished from the family. Last I heard, he was living in New Philly.

I didn't know you're related to mantooth.
May 26, 2011 9:08pm
-Society-'s avatar

-Society-

Senior Member

1,348 posts
May 26, 2011 9:51 PM
justincredible;782116 wrote:No gay uncle. A few gay cousins. Two of them are brother and sister.

Ok.
May 26, 2011 9:51pm
Cat Food Flambe''s avatar

Cat Food Flambe'

Senior Member

1,230 posts
May 26, 2011 9:59 PM
Lipstick lesbian sister in law (42 DD - what a waste!)
Gay brother-in-law who died of AIDS in the 1990's,
Another SIL (the one that had the sex tape put on the internet) who evidently is bisexual
May 26, 2011 9:59pm
O-Trap's avatar

O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
May 26, 2011 10:04 PM
GoChiefs;782313 wrote:He was banished from the family. Last I heard, he was living in New Philly.

Damn. That seems harsh.
May 26, 2011 10:04pm
-Society-'s avatar

-Society-

Senior Member

1,348 posts
May 26, 2011 10:06 PM
O-Trap;782432 wrote:Damn. That seems harsh.

Better get used to it.
May 26, 2011 10:06pm
GoChiefs's avatar

GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
May 26, 2011 11:01 PM
justincredible;782324 wrote:I didn't know you're related to mantooth.

I know right? Quite embarrassing.
May 26, 2011 11:01pm
GoChiefs's avatar

GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
May 26, 2011 11:02 PM
O-Trap;782432 wrote:Damn. That seems harsh.

Please see justins post.
May 26, 2011 11:02pm
DeyDurkie5's avatar

DeyDurkie5

Senior Member

11,324 posts
May 26, 2011 11:05 PM
my post was unapproved once again, yet personal attacks go unnoticed all over the place. ts is by far the worse, stick to weather douche
May 26, 2011 11:05pm
-Society-'s avatar

-Society-

Senior Member

1,348 posts
May 26, 2011 11:09 PM
DeyDurkie5;782628 wrote:my post was unapproved once again, yet personal attacks go unnoticed all over the place. ts is by far the worse, stick to weather douche

Yes, ts "I'm a douche" 1227 is by far the worst. He even beats cry4fun.
May 26, 2011 11:09pm
JerseyBuck's avatar

JerseyBuck

Senior Member

429 posts
May 26, 2011 11:09 PM
Have gay cousin named Gus. I blame his parents for naming him Gus.
May 26, 2011 11:09pm
power i's avatar

power i

Senior Member

1,296 posts
May 27, 2011 7:37 AM
I have a gay Uncle Dave who moved to LA 35 years ago with his 'friend', Aunt Bob. They are both in their early 70's and have since moved to Vegas, I believe to become showgirls. (j/k) Their gayness was NEVER mentioned. After years of them visiting us and us visiting them, seeing them in their matching robes with their matching wedding bands and seeing the painted portraits of their poodles hanging over the fireplace, I finally get up enough nerve to ask my Mom if they were indeed gay. She proceeded to rip my ass, saying no they weren't and how could I even think that about Uncle Dave. As soon as both my grandparents died, they couldn't get out of the closet fast enough. But if anyone is going to Vegas and needs a place to stay or a guided tour, let me know. They are a blast.
May 27, 2011 7:37am
password's avatar

password

Senior Member

2,360 posts
May 27, 2011 10:51 AM
I am not sure if my neighbor is gay, he talks with a lisp and seems to have a broken wrist that he has not had fixed in years, it just stays bent downward. When we went over for a cookout years ago he had a really nice decorated home and must have been in the business of selling womens shoes on the side because there was a bunch of them in the basement.He had a roommate who would come home from work dressed in a business suit and then later at night when the neighbor would go out to the clubs he would leave with a lady in a dress that looked like the roommate but when I would ask who his women friend was he would say that it was his roommates sister. The odd thing about it was any time he left with the sister their would not be any lights left on at the house and no answer at the door, you never seen the sister outside during the day or at cookouts around the neighborhood, she must have been shy! He did take really good care of his home and nothing was ever out of place except for the broken bathroom door, he had a cookout one year and the downstairs bathroom was occupied and I could not wait so I decided to run upstairs and look for another bathroom and noticed that the bathroom door had a hole about the size of a baseball cut in it and thought that was strange until I noticed that there was a lot of KY jelly and Preparation H on the sink counter top and womens wigs on Styrofoam heads sitting on the shelf . When I went back outside I asked him about the damage to the door and he didn't seem happy that I used the upstairs bathroom but said the hole was caused by a piece of furniture banging in to it when he was moving his new couch in to the main room. I guess we will never know if he was gay since he decided to move to Cincinnati and start a Sports Forum/Chatting site. I wonder what ever happened to him?
May 27, 2011 10:51am
password's avatar

password

Senior Member

2,360 posts
May 27, 2011 10:57 AM
I am not sure if my neighbor is gay, he talks with a lisp and seems to have a broken wrist that he has not had fixed in years, it just stays bent downward. When we went over for a cookout years ago he had a really nice decorated home and must have been in the business of selling womens shoes on the side because there was a bunch of them in the basement. He had a roommate who would come home from work dressed in a business suit and then later at night when the neighbor would go out to the clubs he would leave with a lady in a dress that looked like the roommate but when I would ask who his women friend was he would say that it was his roommates sister. The odd thing about it was any time he left with the sister their would not be any lights left on at the house and no answer at the door, you never seen the sister outside during the day or at cookouts around the neighborhood, she must have been shy! He did take really good care of his home and nothing was ever out of place except for the broken bathroom door, he had a cookout one year and the downstairs bathroom was occupied and I could not wait so I decided to run upstairs and look for another bathroom and noticed that the bathroom door had a hole about the size of a baseball cut in it and thought that was strange until I noticed that there was a lot of KY jelly and Preparation H on the sink counter top and womens wigs on Styrofoam heads sitting on the shelf . When I went back outside I asked him about the damage to the door and he didn't seem happy that I used the upstairs bathroom but said the hole was caused by a piece of furniture banging in to it when he was moving his new couch in to the main room. I guess we will never know if he was gay since he decided to move to Cincinnati and start a Sports Forum/Chatting site. I wonder what ever happened to him?
May 27, 2011 10:57am
ernest_t_bass's avatar

ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
May 27, 2011 11:19 AM
password;783090 wrote:I am not sure if my neighbor is gay, he talks with a lisp and seems to have a broken wrist that he has not had fixed in years, it just stays bent downward. When we went over for a cookout years ago he had a really nice decorated home and must have been in the business of selling womens shoes on the side because there was a bunch of them in the basement. He had a roommate who would come home from work dressed in a business suit and then later at night when the neighbor would go out to the clubs he would leave with a lady in a dress that looked like the roommate but when I would ask who his women friend was he would say that it was his roommates sister. The odd thing about it was any time he left with the sister their would not be any lights left on at the house and no answer at the door, you never seen the sister outside during the day or at cookouts around the neighborhood, she must have been shy! He did take really good care of his home and nothing was ever out of place except for the broken bathroom door, he had a cookout one year and the downstairs bathroom was occupied and I could not wait so I decided to run upstairs and look for another bathroom and noticed that the bathroom door had a hole about the size of a baseball cut in it and thought that was strange until I noticed that there was a lot of KY jelly and Preparation H on the sink counter top and womens wigs on Styrofoam heads sitting on the shelf . When I went back outside I asked him about the damage to the door and he didn't seem happy that I used the upstairs bathroom but said the hole was caused by a piece of furniture banging in to it when he was moving his new couch in to the main room. I guess we will never know if he was gay since he decided to move to Cincinnati and start a Sports Forum/Chatting site. I wonder what ever happened to him?

lol.
May 27, 2011 11:19am
McFly1955's avatar

McFly1955

Senior Member

1,441 posts
May 27, 2011 12:15 PM
I am not sure if my neighbor is gay, he talks with a lisp and seems to have a broken wrist that he has not had fixed in years, it just stays bent downward. When we went over for a cookout years ago he had a really nice decorated home and must have been in the business of selling womens shoes on the side because there was a bunch of them in the basement. He had a roommate who would come home from work dressed in a business suit and then later at night when the neighbor would go out to the clubs he would leave with a lady in a dress that looked like the roommate but when I would ask who his women friend was he would say that it was his roommates sister. The odd thing about it was any time he left with the sister their would not be any lights left on at the house and no answer at the door, you never seen the sister outside during the day or at cookouts around the neighborhood, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air
May 27, 2011 12:15pm
Pick6's avatar

Pick6

A USA American

14,946 posts
May 27, 2011 12:22 PM
Frothy Walrus;782114 wrote:The QB on my HS football team my Junior year used to be gay and then ended up marrying a transvestite who then got his pecker cut off and a vagina made. Eerily similar story.

#dailyfact the pecker doesnt get cut off, it is sucked in
May 27, 2011 12:22pm
Fab4Runner's avatar

Fab4Runner

Tits McGee

6,196 posts
May 27, 2011 12:26 PM
No gay uncle but my sister is a lesbian.
May 27, 2011 12:26pm