Rumor has it that Big Ben will suddenly and unexpectedly retire sometime this offseason to star in a remake of a classic TV show or sitcom, but, nobody knows what classic show or sitcom it will be. Here's some that that I thought it could be....Can you think of any other possibilities?

How I raped your Mother
I raped Lucy
Rapist in the family
Leave it to rapist
R*A*P*E
Charlies rapist
Ben dreams of Rapes
A little rape on the prarie
Rape Trek
The Rape of Eddies Mother
Raping Pains
Eight Rapes is Enough
The rape boat
One rape at a time
Welcome back rapist
Diff' rent rapes
The facts of rape
Gimme a rape
The Golden Girls were Raped
Joanie loves being raped
Who's the rapist
Boy meets rapist
COACH....I raped someone
The Fresh Rapist of Pittsburgh
Just Rape me
Man behaving badly
Those 70 rapes
The King of Rapes
My wife and kids....were raped
Unwanted sex in the city
Yes, Dear....Ben raped me.

Planet of the Rapes

Friday Night Rapes
Raping Years or Wonder Rapes
Rugrapes
Rape and Stimpy

Would love to see him in a couple of my faves:

CS I Rape Bitches
Rape Notice
Monday Night Rape
Revis and Rapehead or Revis and Buttrape
The Sorapos
Two and a Half Rapes

Maybe he could do some daytime drama to take full advantage of his target audience:

One Rape to Live
Rapes of Our Lives
Another Rape
The Rape and the Beautiful
The Young and the Rapist
Guiding Rape
As the World Rapes
Rape My Children

I lold pretty hard at R*A*P*E and rugrapes.

Hogan's Rapists
G.I. Rapist
ThunderRapes
The Rape Bears
My Little Rapist
Two Girls, a No, and a Pizza Place Bathroom
Rapeman: The Animated Series
Modern Rapist
Mad Rapers

Rape Your Enthusiasm

The Rape Cleveland Show

killer_ewok;773919 wrote:The Rape Cleveland Show

They axed that one. It became too repetitive. Same shit, different season.

Just like your posts!

killer_ewok;773919 wrote:The Rape Cleveland Show

Twice a year most years. Occasionally three times!

Last night, the Pirates put on an impromptu performance of WRAPE in Cincinnati. Hoping for an encore today, but they're down 1-0.

Heretic;773932 wrote:Twice a year most years. Occasionally three times!

Last night, the Pirates put on an impromptu performance of WRAPE in Cincinnati. Hoping for an encore today, but they're down 1-0.

Seriously... Every time the Reds play the Pirates, I cringe. We ALWAYS seem (in my recollection) have a problem with the damned Pirates!

And it does look like a return engagement of WRAPE In Cincinnati!

Heretic;773932 wrote:Twice a year most years. Occasionally three times!

Last night, the Pirates put on an impromptu performance of WRAPE in Cincinnati. Hoping for an encore today, but they're down 1-0.

That only happens when Hell freezes over and the Browns actually make the playoffs.

8 Simple Rules for Raping Your Teenage Daughter.

GoPens;774136 wrote:That only happens when Hell freezes over and the Browns actually make the playoffs.

Or when Tommy Maddox is slingin the rock!!

(Ben's Giving) BJ('s) and the Bear.

I Am Ahab;774157 wrote:8 Simple Rules for Raping Your Teenage Daughter.

This one makes me lol.

"Unwanted Sex In the City"

lol

My Three Rapes
Twin Rapes
Hill Street Rapes

YO! MTV Rapes