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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
May 17, 2011 12:23pm
...what do you do?
As good as 2010 was to me, 2011 has been equally cruel.
Good antidotes? I know OC will be able to lift myspirts.
As good as 2010 was to me, 2011 has been equally cruel.
Good antidotes? I know OC will be able to lift myspirts.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
May 17, 2011 12:31pm
ccrunner609;771175 wrote:by stress you mean Justins Mom?
That's great.
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
May 17, 2011 12:31pm
Well, if your stress is just like toothache stress or you're having trouble sleeping, try some whiskey.
If you feel you're spiraling downward on a runaway train to self-destruction, the only real answer left is hookers & blow.
If you feel you're spiraling downward on a runaway train to self-destruction, the only real answer left is hookers & blow.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
May 17, 2011 12:50pm
Take a walk. Exercise is the most cost effective way to delete stress from your life.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
May 17, 2011 12:52pm
I always find exercise is a great way to deal with stress & take out aggression.
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
May 17, 2011 12:57pm
I drink. I'm never really stressed out or in a bad mood...so maybe it's the alcohol that makes me that way.
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puffyisback
Posts: 253
May 17, 2011 1:13pm
I need somethin for this too, long ass story but faced with a pretty crazy decision, really the decision is easy, but not ready to let go of something I never got to try
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
May 17, 2011 1:15pm
porn
4cards
Posts: 2,551
May 17, 2011 1:20pm
...SEX (but not w/yourself)
password
Posts: 2,360
May 17, 2011 1:36pm
puffyisback;771233 wrote:I need somethin for this too, long ass story but faced with a pretty crazy decision, really the decision is easy, but not ready to let go of something I never got to try
Don't get all stressed about it, The laws are tilting in your favor and you may be able to fulfill your dream!
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
May 17, 2011 2:20pm
The people who suggest drinking are 100 percent right. If you can't remember your problems, then you don't have problems.
Speedofsand
Posts: 5,529
May 17, 2011 2:22pm
You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to the hospital. Now thats stressful.
But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulate you that you are going to be a father.
You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful.
You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.
After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are infertile, and probably have been since birth. Your are extremely stressed but relieved.
On the way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home.
NOW THAT'S STRESS!!!
But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulate you that you are going to be a father.
You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful.
You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.
After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are infertile, and probably have been since birth. Your are extremely stressed but relieved.
On the way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home.
NOW THAT'S STRESS!!!
password
Posts: 2,360
May 17, 2011 3:07pm
Speedofsand;771336 wrote:You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to the hospital. Now thats stressful.
But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulate you that you are going to be a father.
You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful.
You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.
After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are infertile, and probably have been since birth. Your are extremely stressed but relieved.
On the way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home.
NOW THAT'S STRESS!!!
Let me say that you don't sound to bright, first you pick up a hitchhiker, not the smartest thing to do. Second, you allow her to pass out in your car before getting a blow job, shows lack of knowledge when it comes to the hitchhiker bartering system. Third, You request a DNA test, that you have to pay for because of a girl that you don't know and didn't even get a blow job from, you should have just dropped her off and left the hospital. So the way I see it, you have 2 explanations concerning the 3 kids at home, if you are a very religious person I am sure the wife will convince you that it was a miracle from god, if you don't believe in miracles, I would assume that your wife is pictured below.
*removed fatty ass picture*
Speedofsand
Posts: 5,529
May 17, 2011 3:51pm
password, notice my post says "You picked up..." not "I picked up..."
and I'm happily not married. That pic is nasty, even for this crappy site.
and I'm happily not married. That pic is nasty, even for this crappy site.
password
Posts: 2,360
May 17, 2011 4:17pm
Speedofsand;771485 wrote:password, notice my post says "You picked up..." not "I picked up..."
and I'm happily not married. That pic is nasty, even for this crappy site.
I am just joking.
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fortfan
Posts: 339
May 17, 2011 7:42pm
Slumpbuster. Like Tracy Jones.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
May 17, 2011 8:09pm
ccrunner609;771207 wrote:walking is for pussies, go for a run
Running is for pussies. Play a contact sport.
All kidding aside, I enjoy one (1) quality beer and a good cigar, and I listen to Ulrich Schnauss. Always helps relax me and put me in a better mood.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
May 17, 2011 10:10pm
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
May 17, 2011 10:13pm
weed
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kayo
Posts: 126
May 17, 2011 11:58pm
thavoice;771166 wrote:...what do you do?
As good as 2010 was to me, 2011 has been equally cruel.
Dude, you got married. What did you expect?
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
May 18, 2011 12:00am
kayo;772445 wrote:Dude, you got married. What did you expect?
That is his problem? Geezus...might as well shoot yourself.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
May 18, 2011 12:26am
I'd be stressed to if I was with Justin's mom, I mean look at it:ccrunner609;771175 wrote:by stress you mean Justins Mom?
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
May 18, 2011 12:36am
I Wear Pants;772486 wrote:I'd be stressed to if I was with Justin's mom, I mean look at it:
That pic is gonna be removed soon, just like the one of her ass tattoos.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
May 18, 2011 12:46am
To be fair that one had nudity in it which isn't allowed. This one is simply unsettling which may or may not be allowed.
Not that either outcome bothers me.
Not that either outcome bothers me.
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
May 18, 2011 1:10am
I Wear Pants;772523 wrote: I'd be stressed to if I was with Justin's mom, I mean look at it:
I Wear Pants;772523 wrote: To be fair that one had nudity in it which isn't allowed. This one is simply unsettling which may or may not be allowed.
Oh, I just figured dude would be mad whether its a pic of his mom's face or his mom's ass tattoo.