DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
May 10, 2011 9:21pm
"Over time, the power bottom will come to be defined by his rectum. His anus will become a sort of personal occultic shrine, a thing he cares for constantly, pampering it with talc, deep cleaning its pipes and even whitening its ruddiness through medical procedures (see my report on anal bleaching). He will spend night and day thinking of the reproductive organs of his past and future conquests, memorizing girth and length, curvature and angularity, foreskin and stamina. He will view illicit pornographic films and linger in public toilets. As this sad predilection overtakes him, family and friends will be cast aside as he seeks out even larger phalluses to fulfill his accursed needs. And each and every time he sits down, whether it be at the office or church, he will think of the foulest acts of sex."
This has Mantooth written all over it.
This has Mantooth written all over it.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
May 10, 2011 9:44pm
ccrunner609;764509 wrote:to be able to write this hsit.....you have to have a dirty ass mind. Dude is gayer they gay.
Lol I didn't write that, I just quoted it off christwire. Just haven't figured out how to copy and make a quote box yet.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
May 10, 2011 11:07pm
ccrunner609;764512 wrote:Is being gay contagious???
http://christwire.org/2011/05/is-gay-contagious-20-ways-you-can-catch-it/
shit is unreal.
I got into the first one. "Sweet-virgin-cherries???" GTFO!!!
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
May 10, 2011 11:12pm
Oh hell yes ...
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
May 10, 2011 11:13pm
It called Warren Sapp a former linebacker.
Wasn't he a D-Tackle or nose guard?
Satire-fail.
Wasn't he a D-Tackle or nose guard?
Satire-fail.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
May 10, 2011 11:16pm
Hell yes! Homogay, bestial dogs!Be warned, brothers and sisters, the homogays have bred traits into these dogs and they will attempt to put their nose in your anus as you sleep.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
May 10, 2011 11:18pm
I found mantooth's fantasy:
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
May 10, 2011 11:27pm
San Francisco’s infamous gay leather clubs force themselves on you with tragically macho names: Anvil, Boiler Room, Dugout, Ramrod. These titles are meant to intimidate with threats of surprise anal rape.
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
May 10, 2011 11:31pm
Lulz
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
May 10, 2011 11:31pm
Oh dear lord ...
There are no fu*king words ...
http://christwire.org/2010/04/do-gay-pets-go-to-heaven/
There are no fu*king words ...
http://christwire.org/2010/04/do-gay-pets-go-to-heaven/
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
May 10, 2011 11:35pm
Just saw this ad on their site:
lets_go_devils
Posts: 434
May 11, 2011 1:23am
When you googled gay buttsex did it direct you to ccrunners Facebook page? Lolchicago510;764661 wrote:Lulz
BORIStheCrusher
Posts: 1,893
May 11, 2011 6:51am
Christwire is awesome, anybody notice the poll on the side?
"Should America Allow Gays/Lesbians To Serve as Supreme Court Justices?"
-Yes, they have a right to serve
-No, Gays/Murderers/Lesbians should not have the right to serve
"Should America Allow Gays/Lesbians To Serve as Supreme Court Justices?"
-Yes, they have a right to serve
-No, Gays/Murderers/Lesbians should not have the right to serve
Bigred1995
Posts: 1,042
May 11, 2011 8:10am
I like this poll...BORIStheCrusher;764737 wrote:Christwire is awesome, anybody notice the poll on the side?
"Should America Allow Gays/Lesbians To Serve as Supreme Court Justices?"
-Yes, they have a right to serve
-No, Gays/Murderers/Lesbians should not have the right to serve
"If A Twelve Year Old's Pants Say "Juicy" Across the Butt, I Should Reserve The Right To Punch Her Mother In The Face"
Yes
No
power i
Posts: 1,296
May 11, 2011 11:20am
O-Trap;764668 wrote:Just saw this ad on their site:
LOL! I'm leaving for Palm Springs next Tuesday. Going with my 2 (not 1 but 2) girlfriends. Guess that means we're homogay too?
Seriously, my co-worker's 14 year old daughter just told her she was a lesbian. Think I should show this to her???
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
May 11, 2011 11:24am
no.. Just send pics in 4 years..
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
May 11, 2011 11:37am
I showed it to my lesbian sister and our mom...all thought it was hilarious.power i;764933 wrote:LOL! I'm leaving for Palm Springs next Tuesday. Going with my 2 (not 1 but 2) girlfriends. Guess that means we're homogay too?
Seriously, my co-worker's 14 year old daughter just told her she was a lesbian. Think I should show this to her???
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Jun 3, 2011 5:10pm
Had to bump this because I just read this doozy.
Spreading The HomoGay In America? There’s An App For That! 12 Applications The iphone Is Using To Spread The Gay Agenda!
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Spreading The HomoGay In America? There’s An App For That! 12 Applications The iphone Is Using To Spread The Gay Agenda!
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Instead of making apps that allow a gay to force homojuice down our throats, why don’t these developers come up with ways to force God’s Love down our throats for once??
GoPens
Posts: 2,339
Jun 3, 2011 5:21pm
At first I thought this was another group trying to be like the Westboro Baptist assholes.Websurfinbird;764209 wrote:At first I thought this was a joke until I read the website's mission statement:
Dear friends, we are living in cruel days. Evil hours. Yes, these are certainly dark times and it’s time for the moral majority to once again step forward to bring freedom and liberty to the world.
Our culture was built on the guiding principles of conservatism and Christianity, from which all morality is born. As such American heritage was meant to be passed on from generation to generation, ensuring that our principles…our values…were never compromised.
But alas, the Left Wing Conspiracy and Liberal Agenda is spreading like a plague not only through our fine society, but through lesser cultures as well. Their sinful antics and attempt to pass off their wanton carnal desires into mainstream culture is destroying society and mankind.
Together, in this community, you and your Moral Leaders will combat the evil liberals of this world and once again ensure that a bit of freedom and righteousness once again permeates every country, and let those who don’t abide by our teachings know the eternal pit of hellfire shall be awaiting!
Sincerely,
Jack Gould
Youth Pastor/Motivational Speaker
Langley CC
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tuskytuffguy
Posts: 615
Jun 3, 2011 9:12pm
Texting alot???? Does that mean all hot teenage girls are lesbians????
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jun 4, 2011 2:07am
tuskytuffguy;790428 wrote:Texting alot???? Does that mean all hot teenage girls are lesbians????
Yes. They're all teh homogay.
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Thinthickbigred
Posts: 4,148
Jun 5, 2011 9:06am
Is she on the softball team and does she put a bow in her hair ? If she puts a bow in her hair she is clean ,if she just puts a scrungie then she is gay .