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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
May 10, 2011 9:21 PM
"Over time, the power bottom will come to be defined by his rectum. His anus will become a sort of personal occultic shrine, a thing he cares for constantly, pampering it with talc, deep cleaning its pipes and even whitening its ruddiness through medical procedures (see my report on anal bleaching). He will spend night and day thinking of the reproductive organs of his past and future conquests, memorizing girth and length, curvature and angularity, foreskin and stamina. He will view illicit pornographic films and linger in public toilets. As this sad predilection overtakes him, family and friends will be cast aside as he seeks out even larger phalluses to fulfill his accursed needs. And each and every time he sits down, whether it be at the office or church, he will think of the foulest acts of sex."

This has Mantooth written all over it.
May 10, 2011 9:21pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
May 10, 2011 9:44 PM
ccrunner609;764509 wrote:to be able to write this hsit.....you have to have a dirty ass mind. Dude is gayer they gay.

Lol I didn't write that, I just quoted it off christwire. Just haven't figured out how to copy and make a quote box yet.
May 10, 2011 9:44pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
May 10, 2011 11:07 PM
ccrunner609;764512 wrote:Is being gay contagious???

http://christwire.org/2011/05/is-gay-contagious-20-ways-you-can-catch-it/


shit is unreal.

I got into the first one. "Sweet-virgin-cherries???" GTFO!!!
May 10, 2011 11:07pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
May 10, 2011 11:12 PM
Oh hell yes ...

May 10, 2011 11:12pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
May 10, 2011 11:13 PM
It called Warren Sapp a former linebacker.

Wasn't he a D-Tackle or nose guard?

Satire-fail.
May 10, 2011 11:13pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
May 10, 2011 11:16 PM
Be warned, brothers and sisters, the homogays have bred traits into these dogs and they will attempt to put their nose in your anus as you sleep.
Hell yes! Homogay, bestial dogs!
May 10, 2011 11:16pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
May 10, 2011 11:18 PM
I found mantooth's fantasy:

May 10, 2011 11:18pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
May 10, 2011 11:27 PM
San Francisco’s infamous gay leather clubs force themselves on you with tragically macho names: Anvil, Boiler Room, Dugout, Ramrod. These titles are meant to intimidate with threats of surprise anal rape.
May 10, 2011 11:27pm
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chicago510

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5,728 posts
May 10, 2011 11:31 PM
Lulz

May 10, 2011 11:31pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
May 10, 2011 11:35 PM
Just saw this ad on their site:

May 10, 2011 11:35pm
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lets_go_devils

Devil Pride

434 posts
May 11, 2011 1:23 AM
chicago510;764661 wrote:Lulz

When you googled gay buttsex did it direct you to ccrunners Facebook page? Lol
May 11, 2011 1:23am
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BORIStheCrusher

drunk

1,893 posts
May 11, 2011 6:51 AM
Christwire is awesome, anybody notice the poll on the side?

"Should America Allow Gays/Lesbians To Serve as Supreme Court Justices?"

-Yes, they have a right to serve
-No, Gays/Murderers/Lesbians should not have the right to serve
May 11, 2011 6:51am
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Bigred1995

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1,042 posts
May 11, 2011 8:10 AM
BORIStheCrusher;764737 wrote:Christwire is awesome, anybody notice the poll on the side?

"Should America Allow Gays/Lesbians To Serve as Supreme Court Justices?"

-Yes, they have a right to serve
-No, Gays/Murderers/Lesbians should not have the right to serve
I like this poll...
"If A Twelve Year Old's Pants Say "Juicy" Across the Butt, I Should Reserve The Right To Punch Her Mother In The Face"
Yes
No
May 11, 2011 8:10am
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power i

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1,296 posts
May 11, 2011 11:20 AM
O-Trap;764668 wrote:Just saw this ad on their site:


LOL! I'm leaving for Palm Springs next Tuesday. Going with my 2 (not 1 but 2) girlfriends. Guess that means we're homogay too?

Seriously, my co-worker's 14 year old daughter just told her she was a lesbian. Think I should show this to her???
May 11, 2011 11:20am
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Thread Bomber

Message Board Terrorist

1,851 posts
May 11, 2011 11:24 AM
no.. Just send pics in 4 years..
May 11, 2011 11:24am
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Fab4Runner

Tits McGee

6,196 posts
May 11, 2011 11:37 AM
power i;764933 wrote:LOL! I'm leaving for Palm Springs next Tuesday. Going with my 2 (not 1 but 2) girlfriends. Guess that means we're homogay too?

Seriously, my co-worker's 14 year old daughter just told her she was a lesbian. Think I should show this to her???
I showed it to my lesbian sister and our mom...all thought it was hilarious.
May 11, 2011 11:37am
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chicago510

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5,728 posts
Jun 3, 2011 5:10 PM
Had to bump this because I just read this doozy.

Spreading The HomoGay In America? There’s An App For That! 12 Applications The iphone Is Using To Spread The Gay Agenda!

Comments are also good for the Lulz
Instead of making apps that allow a gay to force homojuice down our throats, why don’t these developers come up with ways to force God’s Love down our throats for once??
Jun 3, 2011 5:10pm
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GoPens

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Jun 3, 2011 5:21 PM
Websurfinbird;764209 wrote:At first I thought this was a joke until I read the website's mission statement:

Dear friends, we are living in cruel days. Evil hours. Yes, these are certainly dark times and it’s time for the moral majority to once again step forward to bring freedom and liberty to the world.

Our culture was built on the guiding principles of conservatism and Christianity, from which all morality is born. As such American heritage was meant to be passed on from generation to generation, ensuring that our principles…our values…were never compromised.

But alas, the Left Wing Conspiracy and Liberal Agenda is spreading like a plague not only through our fine society, but through lesser cultures as well. Their sinful antics and attempt to pass off their wanton carnal desires into mainstream culture is destroying society and mankind.

Together, in this community, you and your Moral Leaders will combat the evil liberals of this world and once again ensure that a bit of freedom and righteousness once again permeates every country, and let those who don’t abide by our teachings know the eternal pit of hellfire shall be awaiting!

Sincerely,

Jack Gould
Youth Pastor/Motivational Speaker
Langley CC
At first I thought this was another group trying to be like the Westboro Baptist assholes.
Jun 3, 2011 5:21pm
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tuskytuffguy

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615 posts
Jun 3, 2011 9:12 PM
Texting alot???? Does that mean all hot teenage girls are lesbians????
Jun 3, 2011 9:12pm
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O-Trap

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Jun 4, 2011 2:07 AM
tuskytuffguy;790428 wrote:Texting alot???? Does that mean all hot teenage girls are lesbians????

Yes. They're all teh homogay.
Jun 4, 2011 2:07am
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Thinthickbigred

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4,148 posts
Jun 5, 2011 9:06 AM
Is she on the softball team and does she put a bow in her hair ? If she puts a bow in her hair she is clean ,if she just puts a scrungie then she is gay .
Jun 5, 2011 9:06am