You should not be taking your mother to Golden Corral for Mothers Day

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May 8, 2011 3:31 PM
Golden Corral trending on twitter, is this what America has become?
May 8, 2011 3:31pm
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May 8, 2011 3:49 PM
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May 8, 2011 3:49pm
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May 8, 2011 3:53 PM
Shoot. Them. All.
May 8, 2011 3:53pm
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May 8, 2011 4:08 PM
if that's all you can afford, why the hell not? it shouldn't matter what you do or where you go with your mom today just as long as you spend some time with her...
May 8, 2011 4:08pm
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May 8, 2011 4:12 PM
I don't get it. Golden Corral is not cheap. It is 10 bucks a person.. I can go to a decent restaurant for 10 bucks a person that isn't a crappy buffet.
May 8, 2011 4:12pm
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May 8, 2011 4:16 PM
Yea it's not really that cheap.

My mother in law loves golden corral. I don't think she eats her money's worth, but she likes that she can get something she likes an get as little of it as she wants.
May 8, 2011 4:16pm
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May 8, 2011 5:01 PM
One thing me and my friends noticed is there were bunch of chicken places commercials for mothers day haha.
May 8, 2011 5:01pm
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May 8, 2011 5:05 PM
Iliketurtles;762583 wrote:One thing me and my friends noticed is there was a bunch of chicken places commercials for mothers day haha.

Hooters
May 8, 2011 5:05pm
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May 8, 2011 5:46 PM
Fuck Golden Corral. Went once, never again. Food is not that great, and the sight of a shitload of over 300 lb porkers gorging themselves ruins my appetite.
May 8, 2011 5:46pm
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May 8, 2011 6:11 PM
You should not go to Golden Corral ever.
May 8, 2011 6:11pm
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May 8, 2011 6:47 PM
I Wear Pants;762526 wrote:Shoot. Them. All.

lulz
May 8, 2011 6:47pm
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May 8, 2011 7:32 PM
tuskytuffguy;762642 wrote:Fuck Golden Corral. Went once, never again. Food is not that great, and the sight of a shitload of over 300 lb porkers gorging themselves ruins my appetite.

This.
May 8, 2011 7:32pm
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May 8, 2011 7:47 PM
I took my mom and grandma to the Moose lodge....

They actually do it up nice. Big brunch buffet, every mom gets a flower and a card.
May 8, 2011 7:47pm
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May 8, 2011 8:12 PM
My mom wanted golden corral. FUCK YOU.
May 8, 2011 8:12pm
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May 8, 2011 8:36 PM


At this thread.
May 8, 2011 8:36pm
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May 8, 2011 8:42 PM
People should be able to take their mom wherever their mom wants to go, if it's Golden Corral, so be it. Why the hell would you care where someone takes their mom for Mothers Day?
May 8, 2011 8:42pm
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May 8, 2011 8:55 PM
I hate going out to eat on any holiday. I'd rather cook at home for the family, more quality time, better food.
May 8, 2011 8:55pm
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May 8, 2011 9:11 PM
tuskytuffguy;762642 wrote:Fuck Golden Corral. Went once, never again. Food is not that great, and the sight of a shitload of over 300 lb porkers gorging themselves ruins my appetite.

I can recall the last time we hit the GC, 1989. Everything slathered in butter and salt. That was the first (and last) time I had to take a dump in the middle of a meal. No idea how people can eat this stuff.
May 8, 2011 9:11pm
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May 8, 2011 9:13 PM
I happen to enjoy Golden Corral.

I do agree that its may not be the proper place to take your mother for Mother's Day, but I love the food
May 8, 2011 9:13pm
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May 8, 2011 9:18 PM
Tobias Fünke;762717 wrote:hahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

fixed
May 8, 2011 9:18pm
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May 8, 2011 10:00 PM
My mom ran 2 Ponderosas when I was growing up, and I worked there while in High School. Mother's Day was the WORST day. We had to come in at midnight and prep food for the next day, and once we opened at 1030, it was a line out the door until about 7:00. As a cook, I wanted to kill myself with 50 steaks on the grill literally all day.
I hated people who took their mom out for dinner just because it made my life a living hell for 10 hours.

I've never gone to a Golden Corral and felt like a piece of shit because I was at a Golden Corral. I think I've eaten at one 3-4 times. Each time the thought was "I feel like getting something to eat but I feel like letting my standards go... Let's go to Golden Corral."

Golden Corral always seemed like a step down from Ponderosa because you couldn't/didn't order something from the grill and just indulged yourself in a buffet.
May 8, 2011 10:00pm
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May 8, 2011 10:02 PM
LJ;762765 wrote:I took my mom and grandma to the Moose lodge....

They actually do it up nice. Big brunch buffet, every mom gets a flower and a card.

Who really gives a fuck?
May 8, 2011 10:02pm
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May 8, 2011 10:16 PM
-Society-;762864 wrote:Who really gives a fuck?

You responded didnt you?
May 8, 2011 10:16pm
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May 8, 2011 10:22 PM
If your mother appreciates the gesture and you get to spend some time with her, who gives a fuck where you eat dinner.

Don't be such an asshole, take your mom out to dinner more than once a year...you might learn something by spending time with her.
May 8, 2011 10:22pm
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May 8, 2011 11:25 PM
Manhattan Buckeye;762816 wrote:I can recall the last time we hit the GC, 1989. Everything slathered in butter and salt. That was the first (and last) time I had to take a dump in the middle of a meal. No idea how people can eat this stuff.

You think maybe the menu has changed in the past 22 years?
May 8, 2011 11:25pm