Belly35
Posts: 9,716
May 5, 2011 10:28am
I have been very quiet in this matter but now I have to speak out.
The reporters that have been commenting on the Osama compound and their observation have shit for brains.
My first impression is 1 million compound WTF? Who the hell is the real estate agent in that area Yosemity Sam? Someone ReMax agent took this bastard for all they could get. Case in point: the 15 foot walls aren’t even white washed, plaster falling off and the string of electric wire is a classic non-union jury rig method of wiring. So there is barb wire on top of the wall … 1 million buck no video camera? My house has motion sensor and pressure pads. Where’s the yard crew no mulch, flower or shrubs… any good terrorist knows that a thorn bush or jagged rose along the wall is a good first obstacle of engagement. That satellite dish as big as a Pinto out the living room window blocking the view of dirt covered side trash burning area who the hell idea was that? What no fire pit for that 1 million price tag. Hey! Reporters take note wiring on the wall, (that not left over Christmas lights), satellite dish, computers and that big ass 15 foot high light pole should tell you that this place has electric and internet. No pool (what goats don’t drink water), hot tub, no hoop or patio furniture …classless mofo. The place could have a coat of paint but that would require micro management skills.
Let move in side of the 1 million dollar crib. Ok the Persian/Pakistan rugs are nice but that to be expected. With a little window trim would be nice. With bedding like that dude you should be shot. Could have invested in a Sealy mattress .. (you did in a way). One bed had 2 inch bedding foam (not even memory foam (cheap ass). No sheets, pillows or tiger cover bed covers.
Not goat or camel hide couch or wing back chairs, stero system or big screen TV … what the hell you have that fucking dish out side.
No built in closets where the hell did you think you could hide without closets? For a 1 million buck you got no closet space.
The kitchen … I don’t even what to go there … one copper pot and goat patties
Million dollar my ass…
The reporters that have been commenting on the Osama compound and their observation have shit for brains.
My first impression is 1 million compound WTF? Who the hell is the real estate agent in that area Yosemity Sam? Someone ReMax agent took this bastard for all they could get. Case in point: the 15 foot walls aren’t even white washed, plaster falling off and the string of electric wire is a classic non-union jury rig method of wiring. So there is barb wire on top of the wall … 1 million buck no video camera? My house has motion sensor and pressure pads. Where’s the yard crew no mulch, flower or shrubs… any good terrorist knows that a thorn bush or jagged rose along the wall is a good first obstacle of engagement. That satellite dish as big as a Pinto out the living room window blocking the view of dirt covered side trash burning area who the hell idea was that? What no fire pit for that 1 million price tag. Hey! Reporters take note wiring on the wall, (that not left over Christmas lights), satellite dish, computers and that big ass 15 foot high light pole should tell you that this place has electric and internet. No pool (what goats don’t drink water), hot tub, no hoop or patio furniture …classless mofo. The place could have a coat of paint but that would require micro management skills.
Let move in side of the 1 million dollar crib. Ok the Persian/Pakistan rugs are nice but that to be expected. With a little window trim would be nice. With bedding like that dude you should be shot. Could have invested in a Sealy mattress .. (you did in a way). One bed had 2 inch bedding foam (not even memory foam (cheap ass). No sheets, pillows or tiger cover bed covers.
Not goat or camel hide couch or wing back chairs, stero system or big screen TV … what the hell you have that fucking dish out side.
No built in closets where the hell did you think you could hide without closets? For a 1 million buck you got no closet space.
The kitchen … I don’t even what to go there … one copper pot and goat patties
Million dollar my ass…
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
May 5, 2011 10:33am
lol
4cards
Posts: 2,551
May 5, 2011 10:35am
...funny post belly
derek bomar
Posts: 3,722
May 5, 2011 10:46am
lol
se-alum
Posts: 13,948
May 5, 2011 10:59am
The Abbattobad housing market has not felt the economic crisis like most areas.
zambrown
Posts: 1,093
May 5, 2011 11:20am
You'd think a Panic Room might have been a great investment as well! Well played, Belly - very cute!
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
May 5, 2011 11:42am
Nice job Belly. While not as creative as you, I was thinking the same thing.
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Sonofanump
May 5, 2011 11:43am
That place is worth $80,000 in my area.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
May 5, 2011 12:15pm
Good post, Belly. Would (try to) read again.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
May 5, 2011 12:19pm
Need some help?
In my final appraisal and review of the property did anyone see any towel racks?
In my final appraisal and review of the property did anyone see any towel racks?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
May 5, 2011 12:20pm
Belly35;760502 wrote:Need some help?
In my final appraisal and review of the property did anyone see any towel racks?
I tried to use the speech function on my computer. I highlighted your post and told it to read it to me. It told me to fuck off.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
May 5, 2011 12:22pm
Just wait... Once I figure out how to us my speaker on my smartphone to send text to the OC...ernest_t_bass;760493 wrote:Good post, Belly. Would (try to) read again.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
May 5, 2011 12:24pm
Where is there a speech function on the computer?ernest_t_bass;760507 wrote:I tried to use the speech function on my computer. I highlighted your post and told it to read it to me. It told me to fuck off.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
May 5, 2011 12:24pm
Awesome post Belly
Cleveland Buck
Posts: 5,126
May 5, 2011 12:27pm
He was.Belly35;760338 wrote:With bedding like that dude you should be shot.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
May 5, 2011 12:28pm
Belly35;760512 wrote:Where is there a speech function on the computer?
R u cirrus?
SMH
2kool4skool
Posts: 1,804
May 5, 2011 12:36pm
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
May 5, 2011 4:06pm
ernest_t_bass;760493 wrote:Good post, Belly. Would (try to) read again.
This one brought the lulz.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
May 5, 2011 4:15pm
2kool4skool;760543 wrote:
Aunt Viv doin' work.
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cbus4life
Posts: 2,849
May 5, 2011 4:18pm
Persian rugs all over the place up the value.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
May 5, 2011 4:42pm
cbus4life;760799 wrote:Persian rugs all over the place up the value.
No ...Those rugs are not nailed down so they can be taken out when the others move out in the middle of the night...
Looks more like a dirt first floor and a pour concrete second floor..... no value there...
sonofsam
Posts: 2,052
May 5, 2011 6:25pm
Belly35;760819 wrote:No ...Those rugs are not nailed down so they can be taken out when the others move out in the middle of the night...
Looks more like a dirt first floor and a pour concrete second floor..... no value there...
There were diamond chips in the concrete and gold in the dirt...
CenterBHSFan
Posts: 6,115
May 5, 2011 8:15pm
classless mofo
lololol!
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
May 5, 2011 8:19pm
2kool4skool;760543 wrote:
SMH at the white chick in the neon hat and the other white chick in the jeans (next to the one in the thigh high boots) in the back perpetuating the stereotype that white people can't dance.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
May 5, 2011 10:11pm
Are they using the $1 million figure as a number to say it cost that much or proverbially "a million dollars" to indicate it was expensive? I asked this question in another thread but forget which one.