j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
May 5, 2011 8:46am
He doesn't know that I'm making the trip back to Ohio to witness his graduation. He also doesn't know that I'm bringing him a brand new core i7 laptop. I think he'll love seeing me, it's been over a year since I've seen him.
The handful of you that know me in real life know that I'm even more obnoxious in person than I am on here. So I'm thinking of ways to be loud and embarass him when his name is called, because until that point he won't even know I'm there. I need help.
I have a vuvuzela. Will that be enough?
please lets put our heads together here. I need epic pain in the ass ideas (that don't get me arrested).
The handful of you that know me in real life know that I'm even more obnoxious in person than I am on here. So I'm thinking of ways to be loud and embarass him when his name is called, because until that point he won't even know I'm there. I need help.
I have a vuvuzela. Will that be enough?
please lets put our heads together here. I need epic pain in the ass ideas (that don't get me arrested).
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
May 5, 2011 8:52am
Go streaking and paint Congrats on your chest. Anything less and you're a pussy.
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bLuE_71
Posts: 226
May 5, 2011 9:04am
Hopefully he doesn't read this.......
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
May 5, 2011 9:05am
negative, he goes to waterford. they can't read.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
May 5, 2011 9:09am
You should toss a blow up doll around like it's a beach ball. Also, showing up in a gimp mask never hurt anyone...
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
May 5, 2011 9:33am
Bang his girlfriend's best friend then upper deck the toilet.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
May 5, 2011 9:35am
THE4RINGZ;760300 wrote:Bang his girlfriend's best friend then upper deck the toilet.
this.
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Nate
Posts: 3,949
May 5, 2011 9:42am
I love the vuvuzela idea.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
May 5, 2011 9:49am
dwccrew;760250 wrote:Go streaking and paint Congrats on your chest. Anything less and you're a pussy.
gotta' go with this suggestion...go for it
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
May 5, 2011 9:51am
When I read the headline, I was expecting to see, "...By telling him that I am not his uncle, but his father."
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Zen
Posts: 94
May 5, 2011 9:52am
Bring a goat, paint it green, and walk around with it shirtless....
on second thought you may blend right in, whilst in Watertown....
on second thought you may blend right in, whilst in Watertown....
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
May 5, 2011 10:30am
Go dressed like this:
With the vuvuzela.
With the vuvuzela.
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
May 5, 2011 10:34am
j_crazy;760269 wrote:negative, he goes to waterford. they can't read.
Perhaps you could try addressing the Principal and Guidance Counselor with a rambling speech about their conspiracy against you (or your nephew), saying things like, "You know who you are, you know what you did," and "I'd like to give a big thanks to Mr. Simms for fucking over my life," and "I'll see ya in hell" before jumping off the stage and walking out.
No wait, that's already been done at Waterford. How about a cow bell?
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
May 5, 2011 10:34am
Eh, surprise him before or after (still be obnoxious, of course). Don't be that asshole who yells in the middle of the ceremony
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
May 5, 2011 10:36am
ts1227;760344 wrote:Eh, surprise him before or after. Don't be that asshole who yells in the middle of the ceremony
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
May 5, 2011 10:36am
ts1227;760344 wrote:Eh, surprise him before or after. Don't be that asshole who yells in the middle of the ceremony
Seven of the 12 people in attendance will yell something in the middle of the ceremony. It's no biggie really.
Scarlet_Buckeye
Posts: 5,264
May 5, 2011 10:47am
Yea but for all those other deserving kids before and after the idiots who yell and blare horns or whatever ---- their families can't hear their loved ones names and their loved ones then get hosed by the disrespect purely because they come before or after someone who needs to be an idiot. It's a CEREMONY. Conduct yourselves with a little bit of class and respect for others. It's neither the time nor the place for airhorns, vuvuselas, etc.
jcrazynephew
Posts: 17
May 5, 2011 10:48am
Thanks for ruining the surprise, unc. Stay where you are, I don't care if you come.
Fly4Fun
Posts: 7,730
May 5, 2011 11:13am
Depends on the graduation ceremony. Some are accepting of obnoxious cheering... some are more solemn.
Another consideration it how fast they are reading through the names. If you are cheering/making noise during the announcement of the next kid, that is extremely disrespectful.
Another consideration it how fast they are reading through the names. If you are cheering/making noise during the announcement of the next kid, that is extremely disrespectful.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
May 5, 2011 11:17am
Fly4Fun;760389 wrote:Depends on the graduation ceremony. Some are accepting of obnoxious cheering... some are more solemn.
Another consideration it how fast they are reading through the names. If you are cheering/making noise during the announcement of the next kid, that is extremely disrespectful.
please go away and stop ruining the fun.
zambrown
Posts: 1,093
May 5, 2011 11:18am
Gotta say "this" on this.Scarlet_Buckeye;760362 wrote:Yea but for all those other deserving kids before and after the idiots you yell and blair horns or whatever ---- they can't hear their loved ones names and they loved ones then get hosed by the disrespect purely because they come before or after someone who needs to be an idiot. It's a CEREMONY. Conduct yourselves with a little bit of class and respect for others.
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
May 5, 2011 9:04pm
zambrown;760397 wrote:Gotta say "this" on this.
Agreed. I will try to respect the next kid but the vuvuzela is happening.
I had some buddies lined up to set off fireworks for his name but I just learned its indoors.
Tiger2003
Posts: 15,421
May 5, 2011 9:08pm
jcrazynephew;760365 wrote:Thanks for ruining the surprise, unc. Stay where you are, I don't care if you come.
FAIL
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adog
Posts: 567
May 5, 2011 9:10pm
j_crazy;761026 wrote:Agreed. I will try to respect the next kid but the vuvuzela is happening.
I had some buddies lined up to set off fireworks for his name but I just learned its indoors.
And your point is.......?
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Fred Flintstone
Posts: 366
May 9, 2011 10:10am
j_crazy;761026 wrote:Agreed. I will try to respect the next kid but the vuvuzela is happening.
I had some buddies lined up to set off fireworks for his name but I just learned its indoors.
Looks like snakes and sparklers are going to have to do.