Tobias Fünke
Posts: 2,387
May 9, 2011 10:23am
Shoot. Them. All.
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tuskytuffguy
Posts: 615
May 9, 2011 7:16pm
Weak! Learn how to do those indoor pyros they do at concerts!j_crazy;761026 wrote:Agreed. I will try to respect the next kid but the vuvuzela is happening.
I had some buddies lined up to set off fireworks for his name but I just learned its indoors.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
May 9, 2011 9:21pm
+1Tobias Fünke;763156 wrote:Shoot. Them. All.
brutus161
Posts: 1,686
May 9, 2011 9:31pm
Make a giant sign that says "nephew's name, your Uncle Diddles can't wait to see you after you graduate!"
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
May 9, 2011 9:46pm
you are a dipsh1tj_crazy;760238 wrote:He doesn't know that I'm making the trip back to Ohio to witness his graduation. He also doesn't know that I'm bringing him a brand new core i7 laptop. I think he'll love seeing me, it's been over a year since I've seen him.
The handful of you that know me in real life know that I'm even more obnoxious in person than I am on here. So I'm thinking of ways to be loud and embarass him when his name is called, because until that point he won't even know I'm there. I need help.
I have a vuvuzela. Will that be enough?
please lets put our heads together here. I need epic pain in the ass ideas (that don't get me arrested).
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
May 9, 2011 9:48pm
1_beast;763676 wrote:you are a dipsh1t
o rly
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
May 9, 2011 10:34pm
tuskytuffguy;763501 wrote:Weak! Learn how to do those indoor pyros they do at concerts!
Yeah, fucking Great White 'em!!!!!
krambman
Posts: 3,606
May 9, 2011 11:49pm
Get a baby picture of his (preferably one where he's naked in the bath tub) and blow it up to poster size. Hold it aloft when his name is called.
password
Posts: 2,360
May 10, 2011 12:07am
You could hire a hooker to walk up to him while he is seated during the ceremony, drop to her knees, lift his gown, then proceed to blow him in front of everyone. when she is done she can stand up and announce, your uncle j_crazy says "Congratulations".
password
Posts: 2,360
May 10, 2011 12:13am
You could hire a hooker or one of the teachers to walk up to him while he is seated during the ceremony, drop to her knees, lift his gown, then proceed to blow him in front of everyone. when she is done she can stand up and announce, your uncle j_crazy says "Congratulations".
bases_loaded
Posts: 6,912
May 10, 2011 1:10pm
password;763794 wrote:You could hire a hooker or one of the teachers to walk up to him while he is seated during the ceremony, drop to her knees, lift his gown, then proceed to blow him in front of everyone. when she is done she can stand up and announce, your uncle j_crazy says "Congratulations".
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september63
Posts: 5,789
May 10, 2011 4:01pm
password;763794 wrote:You could hire a hooker or one of the teachers to walk up to him while he is seated during the ceremony, drop to her knees, lift his gown, then proceed to blow him in front of everyone. when she is done she can stand up and announce, your uncle j_crazy says "Congratulations".
If you do this one make sure to wait until AFTER they announce his name and hand him his diploma?
imex99
Posts: 4,927
May 10, 2011 10:28pm
Tiger2003;761032 wrote:FAIL
your a failure
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
May 26, 2011 2:24pm
jcrazynephew;760365 wrote:Thanks for ruining the surprise, unc. Stay where you are, I don't care if you come.
the fact that this person has yet to reference me molesting them leads me to believe that this might indeed be my nephew.
Frothy Walrus
Posts: 87
May 26, 2011 3:42pm
j_crazy;781993 wrote:the fact that this person has yet to reference me molesting them leads me to believe that this might indeed be my nephew.
.....too far, bro.
Wayyyyyy too far.
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
May 26, 2011 4:39pm
Frothy Walrus;782121 wrote:.....too far, bro.
Wayyyyyy too far.
no dude, it's alright. i was his teacher.
BORIStheCrusher
Posts: 1,893
May 26, 2011 6:58pm
You realize everybody is just going to think you're a huge douche for interrupting the ceremony, because the only people who do shit like that are huge douches.
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
May 26, 2011 8:22pm
Agreed. It changes nothing.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
May 26, 2011 8:41pm
imex99;764575 wrote:your a failure
you're
-Society-
Posts: 1,348
May 26, 2011 9:52pm
justincredible;782308 wrote:you're
Ok.
jcrazynephew
Posts: 17
Jun 16, 2011 1:07pm
Gay