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Tobias Fünke

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2,387 posts
May 9, 2011 10:23 AM
Shoot. Them. All.
May 9, 2011 10:23am
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tuskytuffguy

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615 posts
May 9, 2011 7:16 PM
j_crazy;761026 wrote:Agreed. I will try to respect the next kid but the vuvuzela is happening.

I had some buddies lined up to set off fireworks for his name but I just learned its indoors.
Weak! Learn how to do those indoor pyros they do at concerts!
May 9, 2011 7:16pm
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I Wear Pants

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16,223 posts
May 9, 2011 9:21 PM
Tobias Fünke;763156 wrote:Shoot. Them. All.
+1
May 9, 2011 9:21pm
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brutus161

The Navy Guy

1,686 posts
May 9, 2011 9:31 PM
Make a giant sign that says "nephew's name, your Uncle Diddles can't wait to see you after you graduate!"
May 9, 2011 9:31pm
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1_beast

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May 9, 2011 9:46 PM
j_crazy;760238 wrote:He doesn't know that I'm making the trip back to Ohio to witness his graduation. He also doesn't know that I'm bringing him a brand new core i7 laptop. I think he'll love seeing me, it's been over a year since I've seen him.

The handful of you that know me in real life know that I'm even more obnoxious in person than I am on here. So I'm thinking of ways to be loud and embarass him when his name is called, because until that point he won't even know I'm there. I need help.




I have a vuvuzela. Will that be enough?

please lets put our heads together here. I need epic pain in the ass ideas (that don't get me arrested).
you are a dipsh1t
May 9, 2011 9:46pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
May 9, 2011 9:48 PM
1_beast;763676 wrote:you are a dipsh1t

o rly
May 9, 2011 9:48pm
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enigmaax

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May 9, 2011 10:34 PM
tuskytuffguy;763501 wrote:Weak! Learn how to do those indoor pyros they do at concerts!

Yeah, fucking Great White 'em!!!!!
May 9, 2011 10:34pm
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krambman

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May 9, 2011 11:49 PM
Get a baby picture of his (preferably one where he's naked in the bath tub) and blow it up to poster size. Hold it aloft when his name is called.
May 9, 2011 11:49pm
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password

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2,360 posts
May 10, 2011 12:07 AM
You could hire a hooker to walk up to him while he is seated during the ceremony, drop to her knees, lift his gown, then proceed to blow him in front of everyone. when she is done she can stand up and announce, your uncle j_crazy says "Congratulations".
May 10, 2011 12:07am
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password

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May 10, 2011 12:13 AM
You could hire a hooker or one of the teachers to walk up to him while he is seated during the ceremony, drop to her knees, lift his gown, then proceed to blow him in front of everyone. when she is done she can stand up and announce, your uncle j_crazy says "Congratulations".
May 10, 2011 12:13am
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bases_loaded

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May 10, 2011 1:10 PM
password;763794 wrote:You could hire a hooker or one of the teachers to walk up to him while he is seated during the ceremony, drop to her knees, lift his gown, then proceed to blow him in front of everyone. when she is done she can stand up and announce, your uncle j_crazy says "Congratulations".

THIS
May 10, 2011 1:10pm
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september63

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May 10, 2011 4:01 PM
password;763794 wrote:You could hire a hooker or one of the teachers to walk up to him while he is seated during the ceremony, drop to her knees, lift his gown, then proceed to blow him in front of everyone. when she is done she can stand up and announce, your uncle j_crazy says "Congratulations".

If you do this one make sure to wait until AFTER they announce his name and hand him his diploma?
May 10, 2011 4:01pm
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imex99

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May 10, 2011 10:28 PM
Tiger2003;761032 wrote:FAIL

your a failure
May 10, 2011 10:28pm
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j_crazy

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8,372 posts
May 26, 2011 2:24 PM
jcrazynephew;760365 wrote:Thanks for ruining the surprise, unc. Stay where you are, I don't care if you come.

the fact that this person has yet to reference me molesting them leads me to believe that this might indeed be my nephew.
May 26, 2011 2:24pm
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Frothy Walrus

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May 26, 2011 3:42 PM
j_crazy;781993 wrote:the fact that this person has yet to reference me molesting them leads me to believe that this might indeed be my nephew.

.....too far, bro.

Wayyyyyy too far.
May 26, 2011 3:42pm
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
May 26, 2011 4:39 PM
Frothy Walrus;782121 wrote:.....too far, bro.

Wayyyyyy too far.

no dude, it's alright. i was his teacher.
May 26, 2011 4:39pm
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BORIStheCrusher

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May 26, 2011 6:58 PM
You realize everybody is just going to think you're a huge douche for interrupting the ceremony, because the only people who do shit like that are huge douches.
May 26, 2011 6:58pm
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
May 26, 2011 8:22 PM
Agreed. It changes nothing.
May 26, 2011 8:22pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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May 26, 2011 8:41 PM
imex99;764575 wrote:your a failure

you're
May 26, 2011 8:41pm
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-Society-

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May 26, 2011 9:52 PM
justincredible;782308 wrote:you're

Ok.
May 26, 2011 9:52pm
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jcrazynephew

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Jun 16, 2011 1:07 PM
Gay
Jun 16, 2011 1:07pm