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ernest_t_bass

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May 4, 2011 10:36 AM
The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman president, who happens to be from Ohio . A few days after the election the president-elect, whose name is Susan, calls her father and says, "So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?"

"I don't think so. It's a 10 hour drive."

"Don't worry about it Dad, I'll send Air Force One. And a limousine will pick you up at your door."

"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?"

"Oh Dad," replies Susan, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in Washington."

"Honey," Dad complains, "you know I can't eat those rich foods you eat."

The President-to-be responds, "Don't worry Dad. The entire affair will be handled by the best caterer in Washington ; I’ll ensure your meals are salt free. You and mom just have to be there."

So Dad reluctantly agrees, and on January 20, 2017, Susan is being sworn in as President of the United States . In the front row sits the new president's Dad and Mom.

Dad leans over to the senator sitting next to him and whispers,"You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States ."

The Senator whispers back, "You bet I do."

Dad says proudly, "Her brother played football at Ohio State ."
May 4, 2011 10:36am
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dwccrew

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May 4, 2011 10:38 AM
Her brother must be really tatted up then.
May 4, 2011 10:38am
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Rotinaj

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May 4, 2011 10:39 AM
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May 4, 2011 10:39am
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THE4RINGZ

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May 4, 2011 10:39 AM
Good joke.
May 4, 2011 10:39am
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Raw Dawgin' it

Just Ain't Care

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May 4, 2011 11:39 AM
Retarded.
May 4, 2011 11:39am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

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May 4, 2011 11:42 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;759430 wrote:Retarded.

BOOM!
May 4, 2011 11:42am
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vball10set

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May 4, 2011 11:44 AM
dwccrew;759319 wrote:Her brother must be really tatted up then.

this all you got? :rolleyes:
May 4, 2011 11:44am
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Heretic

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May 4, 2011 1:32 PM
You lost me with "woman president".
May 4, 2011 1:32pm
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tuskytuffguy

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615 posts
May 4, 2011 9:54 PM
Does this mean that Holly Mangold will someday be President of the United States??!!!!!!
May 4, 2011 9:54pm
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sleeper

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May 4, 2011 10:00 PM
I don't get the joke. I'd much rather get play football at The Ohio State University than be president.
May 4, 2011 10:00pm
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I Wear Pants

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May 4, 2011 10:51 PM
You probably would sleeper, of course we've always known you were "special".
May 4, 2011 10:51pm
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darbypitcher22

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May 5, 2011 8:39 AM
Won't have a female prez by 2016, and I really doubt that the first female president of this country( hey, we've got a black guy, why not spread the wealth around) won't be from Ohio.

But still a decent joke
May 5, 2011 8:39am
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dwccrew

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May 5, 2011 8:41 AM
darbypitcher22;760226 wrote:Won't have a female prez by 2016, and I really doubt that the first female president of this country won't be from Ohio.

But still a decent joke

You doubt she won't be from Ohio? So you think she will be from Ohio.....
May 5, 2011 8:41am
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darbypitcher22

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May 5, 2011 8:42 AM
darbypitcher22;760226 wrote:Won't have a female prez by 2016, and I really doubt that the first female president of this country( hey, we've got a black guy, why not spread the wealth around) will be from Ohio.

But still a decent joke

Fixed.
May 5, 2011 8:42am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

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May 5, 2011 9:08 AM
darbypitcher22;760232 wrote:Fixed.

You're dregree is worthelesss.
May 5, 2011 9:08am
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Iliketurtles

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May 5, 2011 9:24 AM
Heretic;759558 wrote:You lost me with "woman president".

+1
May 5, 2011 9:24am
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bLuE_71

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May 5, 2011 9:26 AM
ernest_t_bass;760275 wrote:You're dregree is worthelesss.

nice
May 5, 2011 9:26am
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June18

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May 5, 2011 12:55 PM
Does this mean that Holly Mangold will someday be President of the United States??!!!!!!
This is exactly what I thought.
May 5, 2011 12:55pm
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Heretic

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May 5, 2011 12:59 PM
ernest_t_bass;760275 wrote:You're dregree is worthelesss.

That it is.
May 5, 2011 12:59pm
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Speedofsand

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May 5, 2011 7:44 PM
I get the joke.
sleeper is enrolled in remedial football at tOSU and his sister is a Senator.
May 5, 2011 7:44pm
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O-Trap

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May 5, 2011 7:58 PM
Heretic;759558 wrote:You lost me with "woman president".

President of the International Sandwich & Baby Making Committee
ernest_t_bass;760275 wrote:You're dregree is worthelesss.

Idiot. It's "Your dregree." ;)
Speedofsand;760960 wrote:I get the joke.
sleeper is enrolled in remedial football at tOSU and his sister is a Senator.

That means sleeper will have relatives with influence.

Heaven help us all ...
May 5, 2011 7:58pm
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NNN

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May 5, 2011 11:57 PM
Ohio: homeland of the greatest coaches and the worst presidents.

Ohio's presidents: William Henry Harrison, Benjamin Harrison, Grant, Harding, Hayes, Garfield, McKinley, Taft.
May 5, 2011 11:57pm