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How do you deal with Jehovah witness?

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Bio-Hazzzzard

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Apr 28, 2011 7:41 PM
I'm at work today remodeling a house and I noticed a car pull up and two woman peel out of their car and I immediately noticed that they were jehovah witnesses. They approached me and I told them I was busy and they started in on their crap I didn't want to hear, so once again I politely told them that I was busy. They still didn't get it so I fired up the concrete saw and went on with my business...goodbye jehovah witness.

I just don't get why they think they can come on to your property or disturb you while your trying to make a living.
Apr 28, 2011 7:41pm
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Midstate01

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Apr 28, 2011 7:45 PM
My great grandma would bring them in then turn it around on them and preach to them. Loved it!!

I no longer have to worry about them. They see the 110 pound dog and don't even bother coming to the door.
Apr 28, 2011 7:45pm
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I Wear Pants

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Apr 28, 2011 7:45 PM
If they don't leave after I ask them politely I tell them that I'll call the cops.
Apr 28, 2011 7:45pm
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Quint

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Apr 28, 2011 7:48 PM
My grandfather once told me how he dealt with them:

"I had been drinking the night before so I was a little hungover and cranky when I went to the door. I opened it up, and there were two girls, one not bad looking, the other hideous. They told me they were Jehovah witnesses and they wanted a moment of my time to tell me about God. I responded by pointing at the cute one, telling her that she could come in and tell me about God, but the other one had to wait outside. They both left immediately."
Apr 28, 2011 7:48pm
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gerb131

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Apr 28, 2011 7:49 PM
I blow smoke in there faces.
Apr 28, 2011 7:49pm
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I Wear Pants

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Apr 28, 2011 7:59 PM
Their.

IDIOT.

:)
Apr 28, 2011 7:59pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Apr 28, 2011 8:00 PM
I just don't answer the door. If I'm outside and they try to catch me I just tell them that I'm in a hurry to do something and either go inside or get in my truck.
Apr 28, 2011 8:00pm
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friendfromlowry

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Apr 28, 2011 8:00 PM
Fire, and lots of it
Apr 28, 2011 8:00pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
Apr 28, 2011 8:08 PM
If you decide to be nice, I'm sure nothing bothers them more than quoting Bible scripture that contradicts their beliefs. Always works really well for me.
Apr 28, 2011 8:08pm
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Bio-Hazzzzard

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Apr 28, 2011 8:13 PM
Apr 28, 2011 8:13pm
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1_beast

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Apr 28, 2011 8:17 PM
Bio-Hazzzzard;753329 wrote:


Hilarious...I was gonna suggest stripping naked and grabbing a beer...
Apr 28, 2011 8:17pm
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gerb131

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Apr 28, 2011 8:19 PM
I Wear Pants;753306 wrote:Their.

IDIOT.

:)
Been a long few days :/
Apr 28, 2011 8:19pm
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enigmaax

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4,511 posts
Apr 28, 2011 8:24 PM
Crush their bones. Burn their bodies. Throw their ashes in the river. Nearly full-proof.
Apr 28, 2011 8:24pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Apr 28, 2011 8:33 PM
enigmaax;753359 wrote:Crush their bones. Burn their bodies. Throw their ashes in the river. Nearly full-proof.

Fool proof.

Fool.
Apr 28, 2011 8:33pm
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Cat Food Flambe'

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Apr 28, 2011 8:37 PM
Actual line used:

" Not right now - we're sacrificing a goat in the back yard. Take your clothes off and join us if you like!"
Apr 28, 2011 8:37pm
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Glory Days

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Apr 28, 2011 8:38 PM
enigmaax;753359 wrote:Crush their bones. Burn their bodies. Throw their ashes in the river. Nearly full-proof.

thats weak. mix their ashes with concrete and build yourself a new sidewalk. next time they come to your door, let them know they are standing on the last of their kind to visit you.
Apr 28, 2011 8:38pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Apr 28, 2011 8:40 PM
I draw a swastika on my forehead with a Sharpie prior to answering the door.
Apr 28, 2011 8:40pm
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password

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Apr 28, 2011 8:40 PM
We just tell them to get the fuck off my property and let them know that they will all burn in hell.
Apr 28, 2011 8:40pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

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Apr 28, 2011 8:43 PM
THE4RINGZ;753427 wrote:I draw a swastika on my forehead with a Sharpie prior to answering the door.

Greatest plan I've ever heard.
Apr 28, 2011 8:43pm
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sonofsam

Wee' Gonna Win..

2,052 posts
Apr 28, 2011 8:47 PM
point my gun and say "RUN".
Apr 28, 2011 8:47pm
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enigmaax

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Apr 28, 2011 9:09 PM
justincredible;753390 wrote:Fool proof.

Fool.

Yes. What makes that a really grand fucktard moment for me is that I just spent half an hour laughing my ass off reading a collection of those types of Facebook posts. Fo rel.

Doesn't change the fact that murdering JWs is really the only solution.
Apr 28, 2011 9:09pm
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LJ

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Apr 28, 2011 9:13 PM
Let the dog out
Apr 28, 2011 9:13pm
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brutus161

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Apr 28, 2011 9:21 PM
When we were in Georgia we had some that came by every two weeks. We decided to have a little fun. We kept some of their handouts, and two weeks later planted them beside a chalk outline of a body in our driveway. They started up towards the door, saw the outline, turned around, and never came back.
Apr 28, 2011 9:21pm
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bigkahuna

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Apr 28, 2011 9:24 PM
Midstate01;753278 wrote:My great grandma would bring them in then turn it around on them and preach to them. Loved it!!

I no longer have to worry about them. They see the 110 pound dog and don't even bother coming to the door.

My grandma didn't invite them in but did the same thing.
Apr 28, 2011 9:24pm
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luckydog

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Apr 28, 2011 9:36 PM
I just let the 3 dogs out and let them have some fun..
Apr 28, 2011 9:36pm