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Ironman92

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Apr 9, 2011 9:42 PM
not for today anyways

Driving home from shopping in Chillicothe (spare me the jokes, thanks) and finally getting back to Jackson my wife wanted me to go down a street we rarely travel to see a house her friend bought. After seeing the house we go the best way home from there and on the way RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A NEIGHBORHOOD.....at 4:55 pm we see a (I'm guessing 420 lb woman) with a very large shirt on and NOTHING ELSE. 90% of her 4 acre ass was right there for all eyes. Orbiting this planet was several kids, elementary and younger, 1 adult and 2 men at the house beside her going into a house with jaw dropping looks on their faces....of course they had the frontal view. I saw more rolls than 5 Bob Evans restaraunts....as did my wife and 7 year old.

There aren't any SE Ohio, southern Ohio, West Virginia, Kentucky, Appalachian, Ozark, Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee or Louisiana jokes that can top what my family and I witnessed......at 4:55 pm.....in town. It honestly looked like one of the broads on the boobs or butt threads for jokes.
Apr 9, 2011 9:42pm
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Apr 9, 2011 9:48 PM
How did your wife get out of your car? Why were you looking at her and not herding her back into your vehicle?
Apr 9, 2011 9:48pm
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Apr 9, 2011 9:49 PM
Pics or didn't happen.
Apr 9, 2011 9:49pm
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Ironman92

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Apr 9, 2011 9:54 PM
You don't have to believe me.....but sadly it's true.
Apr 9, 2011 9:54pm
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Apr 9, 2011 9:55 PM
If my wife was that size you would have to build a car around her....not sure how you would get her to the factory.
Apr 9, 2011 9:55pm
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Apr 9, 2011 11:02 PM
Skyhook79;737146 wrote:Pics or didn't happen.
He tried, but she didn't fit in the shot.
ccrunner609;737202 wrote:you forgot to mention the boner it gave you.
No, that's mantooth.
Apr 9, 2011 11:02pm
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Apr 9, 2011 11:30 PM
Six to midnight.
Apr 9, 2011 11:30pm
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Apr 9, 2011 11:44 PM
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Apr 11, 2011 11:05 AM
i saw a guy get hit in the mouth by a duck hook 8 iron. missed me by less than 1 foot. hit the guy sitting in the cart i was leaning on and split his mouth open. that to me is better than a huge bare ass hanging out. did shorten my round of golf yesterday though.
Apr 11, 2011 11:05am
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Apr 11, 2011 2:05 PM
j_crazy;737994 wrote:i saw a guy get hit in the mouth by a duck hook 8 iron. missed me by less than 1 foot. hit the guy sitting in the cart i was leaning on and split his mouth open. that to me is better than a huge bare ass hanging out. did shorten my round of golf yesterday though.

Nothing good comes from taking a cart.
Apr 11, 2011 2:05pm
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Apr 11, 2011 2:33 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;738167 wrote:Nothing good comes from taking a cart.

Other than sub 4 hour rounds
Apr 11, 2011 2:33pm
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Apr 11, 2011 3:32 PM
j_crazy;737994 wrote:i saw a guy get hit in the mouth by a duck hook 8 iron. missed me by less than 1 foot. hit the guy sitting in the cart i was leaning on and split his mouth open. that to me is better than a huge bare ass hanging out. did shorten my round of golf yesterday though.

I got hit in the shin one time with a duck hook line drive. I was sitting on my friends porch and the ball bounced back into the middle of the fairway which was about 50 yards. It was very shocking because I had no idea what was going on when it happened being that it caught me completely by surprise. My shin had a knot on it for a week, I could only image what would happen if it hit me in the mouth.
Apr 11, 2011 3:32pm
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Apr 11, 2011 3:36 PM
Ironman

I doubt I'd ever want to be in a situation where I potentially could top this story.
Apr 11, 2011 3:36pm
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Apr 11, 2011 4:31 PM
Was she too fat for Fab1 to want to sex up?
Apr 11, 2011 4:31pm
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Apr 11, 2011 4:36 PM
THE4RINGZ;738382 wrote:Was she too fat for Fab1 to want to sex up?

THAT'S CRAZY TALK!!!!
Apr 11, 2011 4:36pm
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Apr 11, 2011 4:47 PM
You said 420 right? Light it up, I'd smoke that!!! :)
Apr 11, 2011 4:47pm
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Apr 12, 2011 8:31 AM
bases_loaded;738205 wrote:Other than sub 4 hour rounds


you need to find new playing partners if you cant walk a round in 3 hours.
Apr 12, 2011 8:31am
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Apr 12, 2011 9:41 AM
I saw a blond mullet on a pasty planet of a woman yesterday at the local Circle K. The kicker? I caught her in the act of a Scratch 'n Sniff.

Blech.
Apr 12, 2011 9:41am
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Apr 12, 2011 3:16 PM
O-Trap;739110 wrote:I saw a blond mullet on a pasty planet of a woman yesterday at the local Circle K. The kicker? I caught her in the act of a Scratch 'n Sniff.

Blech.
Scratch and sniff = Remarkable......

Scratck and taste..... Priceless
Apr 12, 2011 3:16pm
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Apr 15, 2011 3:18 AM
Apple;738469 wrote:

That is disturbing.
Apr 15, 2011 3:18am
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Apr 15, 2011 12:53 PM
sweet story bro. what time was it? i think that may be relevant
Apr 15, 2011 12:53pm
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Apr 15, 2011 9:38 PM
4:55 PM.....right in the middle of a neighborhood...Saturday
Apr 15, 2011 9:38pm