O-Trap
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Apr 1, 2011 12:54pm
Steel Valley Football;730606 wrote:How long have you guys been married, OT?
Not very long. 3 years. We've been together for almost 7.
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Steel Valley Football
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Apr 1, 2011 12:56pm
Married 6 years been together 11 here.
O-Trap
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Apr 1, 2011 1:04pm
Steel Valley Football;730614 wrote:Married 6 years been together 11 here.
I've gotta do it.
Belly35
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Apr 1, 2011 1:09pm
Very good point and along those lines .. Confidence and trust between both is essential in prevention of jealousy and suspicion. My wife and have taken separate vacation, long weekend travel with our friends and business trips without each other over the years … note: We both agree that it would have been better and enjoyable together. We don’t do this anymore, not worth it and no fun. We understand what is at stake emotionally, financially, spiritually and family obligations. We are married but also independent responsible for our action. Hell! Many time she tell me to get the hell out and go shoot something. Minute later she packing to go to the range also. I like that because I con her into paying … but I buy dinner. Nothing make a steak taste better that a good women, smell of gun smoke and John’s bar steak.. and Irish Coffee..O-Trap;730494 wrote:Not always. If you marry someone who's really independent, and you make it clear that such behavior isn't going to work (which goes both ways), then it doesn't have to be that way.
Iliketurtles
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Apr 1, 2011 1:18pm
Victory in Jesus.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Apr 1, 2011 1:19pm
Fab4Runner;730582 wrote:How big is the rock?
just a carat. i'm poor.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Apr 1, 2011 1:19pm
power i;730579 wrote:Well, at least if she says no, you can tell her it was an April Fools anyway.
exactly
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Steel Valley Football
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Apr 1, 2011 1:21pm
That was fuuckin great O-Trap. I seriously laughed so hard my dong slipped out of your wife's anal.
O-Trap
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Apr 1, 2011 1:21pm
I've seen worse. The main stone in the ring I gave my wife was a carat as well.ZWICK 4 PREZ;730638 wrote:just a carat. i'm poor.
O-Trap
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Apr 1, 2011 1:22pm
Steel Valley Football;730645 wrote:That was fuuckin great O-Trap. I seriously laughed so hard my dong slipped out of your wife's anal.
Sorry. Too long to have ever had that problem.
How embarrassing it must be for you.
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Steel Valley Football
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Apr 1, 2011 1:56pm
It was a little awkward. Especially when she offered me $5 if she could tongue clean it for me.
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thavoice
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Apr 1, 2011 1:58pm
...but not as awkward as when she offered ya 10 bucks if she could watch her husband tongue clean it for yaSteel Valley Football;730682 wrote:It was a little awkward. Especially when she offered me $5 if she could tongue clean it for me.
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thavoice
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Apr 1, 2011 1:59pm
O-Trap;730648 wrote:Sorry. Too long to have ever had that problem.
I have a serious question for ya.
IN your avatar do they gotta announce 'bank' before they bank Mr Hanky into the ferguson?
O-Trap
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Apr 1, 2011 2:06pm
Huh ... I wondered where her allowance was going. I never let her, because her molars are sharp, but if yours doesn't reach back there, you should be okay. Easy money, right?Steel Valley Football;730682 wrote:It was a little awkward. Especially when she offered me $5 if she could tongue clean it for me.
He sure does. He still gets the style points though.thavoice;730685 wrote:I have a serious question for ya.
IN your avatar do they gotta announce 'bank' before they bank Mr Hanky into the ferguson?
darbypitcher22
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Apr 1, 2011 2:48pm
congrats dude
4cards
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Apr 1, 2011 2:48pm
...wow, belly's claiming right to zwick's bride on the wedding night, good call belly!
OneBuckeye
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Apr 1, 2011 3:59pm
Didn't know the radiation's effects were felt all the way in canton.
dont_belong
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Apr 1, 2011 4:17pm
ZWICK 4 PREZ;730442 wrote:I always considered marriage a joke, so I guess it's only fitting that I propose to my girlfriend on April Fools Day this evening.
I know I will get hammered for doing this b/c of all the things I've said in the past... so I'll take it.
WWCBD? What would Crazy Bone Do?
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Timber
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Apr 1, 2011 4:58pm
I guess you must have worked out that little issue about the phone calls that were driving you nuts?
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Steel Valley Football
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Apr 1, 2011 5:22pm
O-Trap;730694 wrote:Huh ... I wondered where her allowance was going. I never let her, because her molars are sharp, but if yours doesn't reach back there, you should be okay. Easy money, right?
Wow, that was weak.
O-Trap
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Apr 1, 2011 6:11pm
Steel Valley Football;730838 wrote:Wow, that was weak.
She said you were too.
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Steel Valley Football
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Apr 1, 2011 6:17pm
No. Seriously. STFU with the bad jokes.
password
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Apr 1, 2011 6:20pm
O-Trap
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Apr 1, 2011 10:45pm
Steel Valley Football;730879 wrote:No. Seriously. STFU with the bad jokes.
Sorry. Didn't realize you were actually taking it personally. I didn't mean it that way.
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Steel Valley Football
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Apr 2, 2011 2:21am
LOL no I'm not...they were just so damn corny. It was awkward in itself. 