Archive I found a bag of...

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Timber

Posts: 935

Mar 28, 2011 8:57pm

Stopped at the bank on the way home tonight to make the night deposit from work. I got out of the vehicle, walked up and made the deposit, and on the way back to said vehicle I saw a bag of smoke on the ground in a bag with wrapping papers.

I immediately laughed out loud about what all of the stoners on this site would do in the same situation. All of the different possibilities went through my mind, but I decide to... not touch it and call the Gestapo to come and take care of said bag. Turned out to be regular old tobacco in a bag with rolling papers.

I know... cool story bro, but I just figured one of the stoner skateboarders had dropped their stash and I didn't want one of our utes to find said ganja.

Bigred1995

Posts: 1,042

Mar 28, 2011 9:01pm

Timber;727511 wrote:Stopped at the bank on the way home tonight to make the night deposit from work. I got out of the vehicle, walked up and made the deposit, and on the way back to said vehicle I saw a bag of smoke on the ground in a bag with wrapping papers.

I immediately laughed out loud about what all of the stoners on this site would do in the same situation. All of the different possibilities went through my mind, but I decide to... not touch it and call the Gestapo to come and take care of said bag. Turned out to be regular old tobacco in a bag with rolling papers.

I know... cool story bro, but I just figured one of the stoner skateboarders had dropped their stash and I didn't want one of our utes to find said ganja.

I probably would have picked the bag up, but...

Automatik

Posts: 14,632

Mar 28, 2011 9:06pm

lulz....you called the pigs for some tobacco.

justincredible

Posts: 32,056

Mar 28, 2011 9:07pm

I would have tested it out before calling the cops to verify that it was weed and not tobacco.

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Timber

Posts: 935

Mar 28, 2011 9:14pm

justincredible;727526 wrote:I would have tested it out before calling the cops to verify that it was weed and not tobacco.

I thought about at least giving it the ole sniff test, but I figured the way things are going as soon as I picked it up they would just happen to be driving by... lol. I did feel pretty rediculous after they came, but where it was laying it was in a shadow and I just did not want to get busted by anybody... even looking at said bag.

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I Wear Pants

Posts: 16,223

Mar 28, 2011 9:15pm

How could you not tell the difference?

Damn it, answered above.

Automatik

Posts: 14,632

Mar 28, 2011 9:16pm

Are you over 65?

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Timber

Posts: 935

Mar 28, 2011 9:18pm

I Wear Pants;727540 wrote:How could you not tell the difference?

Damn it, answered above.

Like I mentioned above, where it was laying it was in the shadows, but I could clearly see the rolling papers and how often do you see people rolling their own cigs these days?

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Timber

Posts: 935

Mar 28, 2011 9:19pm

Automatik;727544 wrote:Are you over 65?

Nah... just feel like it sometimes... lol. Not quite fitty yet.

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dave

Posts: 4,558

Mar 28, 2011 9:26pm

people call the cops?

why not these guys?

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Timber

Posts: 935

Mar 28, 2011 9:28pm

dave;727555 wrote:people call the cops?

why not these guys?

Too cold to get slimed!

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I Wear Pants

Posts: 16,223

Mar 28, 2011 9:29pm

Timber;727548 wrote:Like I mentioned above, where it was laying it was in the shadows, but I could clearly see the rolling papers and how often do you see people rolling their own cigs these days?

But still call the fucking cops? Just pick it up and throw it away.

SportsAndLady

Posts: 35,632

Mar 28, 2011 9:33pm

Timber;727536 wrote:but I figured the way things are going as soon as I picked it up they would just happen to be driving by...

Seriously? Lol

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Steel Valley Football

Posts: 4,548

Mar 28, 2011 9:44pm

Calling the cops for that? Drama Queen!!

I saw a guy get fricking stabbed seven times and I thought twice about calling, even asking the cabbie if he really wanted me to call before I did.

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Timber

Posts: 935

Mar 28, 2011 9:55pm

Steel Valley Football;727576 wrote:Calling the cops for that? Drama Queen!!

I saw a guy get fricking stabbed seven times and I thought twice about calling, even asking the cabbie if he really wanted me to call before I did.

Drama queen lol... Why would you consult with a cabbie if you should call the cops?

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Steel Valley Football

Posts: 4,548

Mar 28, 2011 10:03pm

Cuz the cabbie did the stabbing and the guy deserved it.

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Timber

Posts: 935

Mar 28, 2011 10:30pm

Steel Valley Football;727598 wrote:Cuz the cabbie did the stabbing and the guy deserved it.

Ah... I understand now. Must have been a bad apple to deserve getting stabbed seven times.

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Steel Valley Football

Posts: 4,548

Mar 28, 2011 10:36pm

LOL you could say that. The whole story is here from a few weeks ago if you want to search my posts.

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friendfromlowry

Posts: 6,239

Mar 28, 2011 10:40pm

I probably would have just ignored it. Bitches aint shit

Speedofsand

Posts: 5,529

Mar 28, 2011 11:58pm

Jim Tressel was on his way to spring football practice. He found a big fat line of white powder. He called the police. After a lengthy investigation, it was determined the white powdery substance was sideline chalk.

Murdski99

Posts: 399

Mar 29, 2011 12:28am

Timber;727614 wrote:Ah... I understand now. Must have been a bad apple to deserve getting stabbed seven times.

Your unbelievable pusssssay

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Steel Valley Football

Posts: 4,548

Mar 29, 2011 7:51am

Whose unbelievable pussy?

Belly35

Posts: 9,716

Mar 29, 2011 10:44am

WWBD ( What Wou8ld Belly Do) ?

Remove the seeds..

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thavoice

Posts: 14,376

Mar 29, 2011 10:56am

I woulda proll called the cops too.

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thavoice

Posts: 14,376

Mar 29, 2011 10:57am

Timber;727590 wrote:Drama queen lol... Why would you consult with a cabbie if you should call the cops?

Have you not heard of WWTCD? What would the Cabbie Do?

Cabbies know all