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BORIStheCrusher

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Mar 27, 2011 8:25 PM
lol, I was digging through my email and found this link I stumbled upon a while ago and sent to my sister. I don't know who came up with this but it's too good to not post. Here are some ways to find out if you are gay....
Travels frequently to big cities or Asia
Some husbands will spend a great deal of money traveling far from home to hide their deplorable same-sex actions. Big cities offer indulgence of every kind. From gay bars and clubs to prostitutes and sex bathhouses, a man seeking encounters can find them easily if he’s so inclined. Is there ever really a good excuse for a husband to visit Thailand or San Francisco without his wife?
Gym membership but no interest in sports
Gay men use the gym as a place to socialize and to have secret liaisons in the bathrooms. They like to work out their bodies without the competition of sports play. Afterward, they use the showers and steam rooms to engage in sexual activity beyond the prying eyes of women. If your man returns from the gym too exhausted to talk or have sex, that is a worrisome sign.

http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/
Mar 27, 2011 8:25pm
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Sonofanump

Mar 27, 2011 8:35 PM
ccrunner609;726810 wrote:there is alot of gym talk and traveling amongst some of you.....

I often workout by myself in the privacy of my own home...
Mar 27, 2011 8:35pm
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Curly J

Self Pwner in Training.

7,282 posts
Mar 27, 2011 9:10 PM
I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.
Mar 27, 2011 9:10pm
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Early Cuyler

Sonny LIED!!!

1,097 posts
Mar 27, 2011 9:12 PM
Christwire is comedic gold
Mar 27, 2011 9:12pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Mar 27, 2011 9:44 PM
My wife says yes. Fack.
Mar 27, 2011 9:44pm
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Ytowngirlinfla

I wear real chevrons!

2,295 posts
Mar 27, 2011 10:23 PM
It's only gay if you're underway!
Mar 27, 2011 10:23pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Mar 28, 2011 12:34 PM
That site gave me the lulz.
Mar 28, 2011 12:34pm
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Iliketurtles

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Mar 30, 2011 10:43 AM
12) Love of pop culture
It’s quite common for young men to enjoy the science fiction end of popular culture, but when your husband becomes overly obsessed with romantic and feminine shows, that is cause for alarm. Gossip websites, Glee and The Golden Girls are three well-documented icons of the gay movement that genuine heterosexual men avoid.

Golden Girls! That is ludicrous! The Golden Girls are amzing. I'd say if you didn't watch it then you were gay.
Mar 30, 2011 10:43am
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Heretic

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Mar 30, 2011 2:05 PM
Iliketurtles;728737 wrote:12) Love of pop culture
It’s quite common for young men to enjoy the science fiction end of popular culture, but when your husband becomes overly obsessed with romantic and feminine shows, that is cause for alarm. Gossip websites, Glee and The Golden Girls are three well-documented icons of the gay movement that genuine heterosexual men avoid.

Golden Girls! That is ludicrous! The Golden Girls are amzing. I'd say if you didn't watch it then you were gay.

Mantooth will be glad to know his rampant homosexuality comes from his love of the Golden Girls.
Mar 30, 2011 2:05pm
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Mar 30, 2011 2:07 PM
Heretic;728959 wrote:Mantooth will be glad to know his rampant homosexuality comes from his love of the golden showers.

Whatever turns you on I guess
Mar 30, 2011 2:07pm
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Mar 30, 2011 2:09 PM
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rocketalum

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Mar 30, 2011 3:32 PM
3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups

If failing to pay attention at church makes you gay then call me Liberace
Mar 30, 2011 3:32pm
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j_crazy

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8,372 posts
Mar 30, 2011 4:03 PM
rocketalum;729062 wrote:3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups

If failing to pay attention at church makes you gay then call me Liberace

well it's mainly the fucking dudes that makes you gay. but not paying attention in church doesn't help.
Mar 30, 2011 4:03pm
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Heretic

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18,820 posts
Mar 30, 2011 4:24 PM
j_crazy;729094 wrote:well it's mainly the fucking dudes that makes you gay. but not paying attention in church doesn't help.

Yes. If you don't pay attention in church, how will you know that churches don't take kindly to the fucking of dudes, which leads you down that slippery slope to being a full-on gay? Then again, paying attention at church also could lead you that way, if you're young and the priest takes an active interest in you because you pay attention. Let's face it: the world is a big minefield of gay. No matter what you do, you'll eventually "step on a mine" and wind up being sandwiched between two dudes. Inevitable.
Mar 30, 2011 4:24pm
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Mar 31, 2011 1:20 AM
It absolutely AMAZES me the number of people who actively read and COMMENT on Christwire's articles that still don't realize it's a totally satirical website. Amazing, that semi full of irony that just smacked you in the head didn't even leave a mark lol.
Mar 31, 2011 1:20am
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O-Trap

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Mar 31, 2011 1:36 AM
Isn't Landover Baptist another satirical site like that?

They make me lol.
Mar 31, 2011 1:36am
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Red_Skin_Pride

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Mar 31, 2011 1:48 AM
O-Trap;729531 wrote:Isn't Landover Baptist another satirical site like that?

They make me lol.
It is lol. You can tell because when you click on the link in your post about LB thongs, the domain is actually registered to cafepress. Anything cafepress is satirical, just like the onion.
Mar 31, 2011 1:48am
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Tiernan

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Mar 31, 2011 3:34 PM
Red_Skin_Pride;729530 wrote:It absolutely AMAZES me the number of people who actively read and COMMENT on Christwire's articles that still don't realize it's a totally satirical website. Amazing, that semi full of irony that just smacked you in the head didn't even leave a mark lol.
Why does this surprise you? Don't you know most people on this planet are idiots?
Mar 31, 2011 3:34pm
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Red_Skin_Pride

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1,226 posts
Mar 31, 2011 8:01 PM
Tiernan;730028 wrote:Why does this surprise you? Don't you know most people on this planet are idiots?

Well yeah, but even many idiots I know could figure this out in just a few minutes of perusing the website! Idiot is a huge understatement in this case.
Mar 31, 2011 8:01pm