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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Mar 22, 2011 9:53am
Musta been an, um, large vagina region!. Reminds me of a joke our HS football coach told us....
WIFE: "Honey, I am so mad. I was buying shoes today. I had a short skirt on with no panties. When the salesman was fitting my shoes he loooked up and saw my snatch. He said "I wish I could eat that thing full of ice cream". I was so pissed. What are you gonna do to him?
HUSBAND: "Nothing. FOr one, you shouldnt be going out without wearing panties. Second, I aint messiing with any man who is big enough to eat that thing full of ice cream".
WIFE: "Honey, I am so mad. I was buying shoes today. I had a short skirt on with no panties. When the salesman was fitting my shoes he loooked up and saw my snatch. He said "I wish I could eat that thing full of ice cream". I was so pissed. What are you gonna do to him?
HUSBAND: "Nothing. FOr one, you shouldnt be going out without wearing panties. Second, I aint messiing with any man who is big enough to eat that thing full of ice cream".
2quik4u
Posts: 4,388
Mar 22, 2011 11:44pm
The 22 cents is most disturbing
Mulva
Posts: 13,650
Mar 23, 2011 2:22am
It would be more impressive if there were 54 heroines found inside her vagina.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Mar 23, 2011 10:14am
Mulva;721490 wrote:It would be more impressive if there were 54 heroines found inside her vagina.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Mar 23, 2011 10:14am
Or in this case, an evidence locker.
Could you imagine how much balls she'd be tripping if those bags had ripped?
There's just so many questions I have. I wish a dude would have fucked her while that was up there; awkward.
Could you imagine how much balls she'd be tripping if those bags had ripped?
There's just so many questions I have. I wish a dude would have fucked her while that was up there; awkward.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Mar 23, 2011 10:36am
bigkahuna;721643 wrote:I wish a dude would have fucked her while that was up there; awkward.
That could lead to one hell of a painful paper cut.