ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Dec 4, 2009 11:41pm
And I make my way over to Tibet...and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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tuskytuffguy
Posts: 615
Dec 4, 2009 11:49pm
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
Mountlax
Posts: 79
Dec 4, 2009 11:50pm
The only good varmit poon-tang, is dead varmit poon-tang.
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Dec 4, 2009 11:54pm
My uncle says you've got a screw loose.
Your uncle molests collies
Your uncle molests collies
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tuskytuffguy
Posts: 615
Dec 5, 2009 12:00am
^^^I've never seen this female on here yet, might I say:
"This thread is worthless without pics!"
"This thread is worthless without pics!"
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Dec 5, 2009 12:11am
hey now
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tuskytuffguy
Posts: 615
Dec 5, 2009 12:20am
OMG!!!
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Dec 5, 2009 12:23am
jk that isn't me, its a pic my roommate's ex gf sent to me of herself...
ytownfootball
Posts: 6,978
Dec 5, 2009 12:29am
That was random...not unappreciated...but random
Rod_Belding
Posts: 35
Dec 5, 2009 12:32am
i was borrrrrrrrrrrrrrn to love you
i was borrrrrrrrrrrrrrn to lick your face
i was borrrrrrrrrrrrrrn to rub you
but you were born to rub me first.
let's go into the.. uh.. patio.
i was borrrrrrrrrrrrrrn to lick your face
i was borrrrrrrrrrrrrrn to rub you
but you were born to rub me first.
let's go into the.. uh.. patio.
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Dec 5, 2009 12:33am
Double turds!
Rod_Belding
Posts: 35
Dec 5, 2009 12:35am
I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips
You will get nothing and like it!
You will get nothing and like it!
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Dec 5, 2009 12:35am
You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch
Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch
Rod_Belding
Posts: 35
Dec 5, 2009 12:36am
He was night putting..... just putting at night... with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Dec 5, 2009 12:36am
You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way
Rod_Belding
Posts: 35
Dec 5, 2009 12:38am
Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir.... and I NEVER slice!
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Dec 5, 2009 12:38am
Bushwood...a DUMP??
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Dec 5, 2009 12:45am
I think this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell them you're Jewish, OK, fine.
Rod_Belding
Posts: 35
Dec 5, 2009 12:46am
you beast, you savage.... c'mon bark like a dog for me!
<link>http://www.entertonement.com/clips/ymmcxjwmrw--Bark-like-a-dog-for-meBill-Murray-Caddyshack-Carl-Spackler-</link>
<link>http://www.entertonement.com/clips/ymmcxjwmrw--Bark-like-a-dog-for-meBill-Murray-Caddyshack-Carl-Spackler-</link>
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Dec 5, 2009 12:46am
Thank you very little
Quint
Posts: 737
Dec 5, 2009 1:06am
Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.
TBone14
Posts: 6,383
Dec 5, 2009 2:39am
He was a brown nose Lou, you hated him.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 5, 2009 9:37am
Spalding, get your foot off the boat!
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Dec 5, 2009 10:39am
Hey Whitey, where's your hat?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 5, 2009 10:40am
Colored boy? I'll shine you...