That's right.. Big Ben is replacing Charlie Sheen on the CBS hit show.
"We looked at Kobe, Iron Mike and OJ, But Ben seemed to fill the spot for the show. A serial Rapist that is not in jail is hard to come by, And we couldn't afford Kobe. Everyone was afraid if Mr. Tyson, so Ben sort of won by default". Said an anonymous CBS informant.
"Of course Ben will have to work on his drug taking skills cause growth hormones do not count. His drinking skills are OK, But there is always room for improvement"
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