Sage
Posts: 2,070
Feb 28, 2011 12:32am
Well, it's about that time of the year, I see.
Baseball season? Fuck that. I don't even like baseball anymore. Maybe if the Dodgers make the World Series, I will talk shit.
Yup. It's time to bash Reds fans and their sorry ass franchise.
Every year, they're all like OMG CANT WAIT TIL OPENING DAY!!! THERE IS HOPE THIS YEAR!!!
Reds win 7 of their first 10 and then it's all OMG OMG OMG HERE WE GO
They usually collapse around the end of May. Last year, they waited until October.
And ever year, it's THIS COULD BE OUR YEAR.
Fuck the Reds. And fuck their fans.
I'll save you the time: you guys aren't winning shit this year. Even if you make the playoffs, you're just signing up to take more L's than you ultimately have to.
Enjoy your season and gut-wrenching collapse. You fools fall for the Okie Doke every year.
Baseball season? Fuck that. I don't even like baseball anymore. Maybe if the Dodgers make the World Series, I will talk shit.
Yup. It's time to bash Reds fans and their sorry ass franchise.
Every year, they're all like OMG CANT WAIT TIL OPENING DAY!!! THERE IS HOPE THIS YEAR!!!
Reds win 7 of their first 10 and then it's all OMG OMG OMG HERE WE GO
They usually collapse around the end of May. Last year, they waited until October.
And ever year, it's THIS COULD BE OUR YEAR.
Fuck the Reds. And fuck their fans.
I'll save you the time: you guys aren't winning shit this year. Even if you make the playoffs, you're just signing up to take more L's than you ultimately have to.
Enjoy your season and gut-wrenching collapse. You fools fall for the Okie Doke every year.
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Feb 28, 2011 12:50am
You bite your fucking tongue sage, do not make me come to Columbus and outdrink your sorry ass, Stone Cold Steve Austin style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWPz_vH0Ymk&feature=watch_response
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWPz_vH0Ymk&feature=watch_response
wildcats20
Posts: 27,794
Feb 28, 2011 1:01am
Sage
Posts: 2,070
Feb 28, 2011 1:02am
lol thats such a ludicrous proposition i dont do anything but chuckle to that.
Sage
Posts: 2,070
Feb 28, 2011 1:03am
wow hadnt seen that bieber poster? is this real?
fuck frank mccourt
fuck frank mccourt
Sage
Posts: 2,070
Feb 28, 2011 1:07am
but dont try to turn this around on me. i know what a shitty franchise the dodgers are.
this thread is about the reds and their disillusioned inbred fan base.
this thread is about the reds and their disillusioned inbred fan base.
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Feb 28, 2011 1:09am
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sportswizuhrd
Posts: 3,215
Feb 28, 2011 1:11am
I would think it would be better to hope this is our season and be disappointed than to not care about "your team" and that sport until they are good again.
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Feb 28, 2011 1:12am
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Feb 28, 2011 1:14am
wildcats20
Posts: 27,794
Feb 28, 2011 1:15am
Sage;694367 wrote:wow hadnt seen that bieber poster? is this real?
fuck frank mccourt
http://sfist.com/2010/04/08/justin_bieber_dodgers_fan.php
Yes.
But there is a better one out there....
Sage
Posts: 2,070
Feb 28, 2011 1:18am
OH WE GOOD NOW DODGERS
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georgemc80
Posts: 983
Feb 28, 2011 11:33am
LA wishes they had sports fans like the Reds have. I am talking the city...not just the Dodgers.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Feb 28, 2011 12:40pm
lol at this thread.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Feb 28, 2011 12:41pm
BTW, you cant swear in thread titles.
jordo212000
Posts: 10,664
Feb 28, 2011 12:43pm
I'm not sure what is going on here?
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Feb 28, 2011 12:44pm
We are inbred. That's what's going on here.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Feb 28, 2011 1:28pm
justincredible;694651 wrote:We are inbred. That's what's going on here.
You are.
Sage
Posts: 2,070
Feb 28, 2011 4:04pm
SO LETS WAGER ON WHEN THE REDS COLLAPSE BEGINS.
I took BEFORE ALL-STAR BREAK (-300) on sportsbook.com today.
Some other bets:
I think Volquez has Tommy John surgery before the end of April. (+1400).
Joey Votto comes out of the closet (-100)
Brandon Phillips indicted as a master of a cocaine ring (+3200)
Dusty Baker exposed as being dead for last 3 years (-1000)
I took BEFORE ALL-STAR BREAK (-300) on sportsbook.com today.
Some other bets:
I think Volquez has Tommy John surgery before the end of April. (+1400).
Joey Votto comes out of the closet (-100)
Brandon Phillips indicted as a master of a cocaine ring (+3200)
Dusty Baker exposed as being dead for last 3 years (-1000)
Sage
Posts: 2,070
Feb 28, 2011 4:04pm
and Cincinnati doesn't have fans. they don't support the Bengals and only support Reds when theyre good (for first 2 months of season)
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Feb 28, 2011 4:19pm
Sage;694919 wrote:SO LETS WAGER ON WHEN THE REDS COLLAPSE BEGINS.
I took BEFORE ALL-STAR BREAK (-300) on sportsbook.com today.
Some other bets:
I think Volquez has Tommy John surgery before the end of April. (+1400).
Joey Votto comes out of the closet (-100)
Brandon Phillips indicted as a master of a cocaine ring (+3200)
Dusty Baker exposed as being dead for last 3 years (-1000)
lol
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Feb 28, 2011 4:21pm
This thread has some great bumping potential when the season ends, just like the Cards are bitches thread last season.
"The Reds will NOT win the NL Central. Fact."
lol
"The Reds will NOT win the NL Central. Fact."
lol
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Feb 28, 2011 4:24pm
The Central has been the worst division in baseball since realignment. Congrats to the Reds on last year's title as well as this year's likely title. Its kind of like winning the Special Olympics though. Yeah you are the best in the Central, but you're still retarded.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Feb 28, 2011 4:25pm
karen lotz;694961 wrote:The Central has been the worst division in baseball since realignment. Congrats to the Reds on last year's title as well as this year's likely title. Its kind of like winning the Special Olympics though. Yeah you are the best in the Central, but you're still retarded.
That's great.
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Feb 28, 2011 4:28pm
justincredible;694965 wrote:That's great.
I said congrats!!