If Snotbubbles was elected President of the United States...

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rydawg5

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Feb 25, 2011 7:08 PM
He announced in 2008 he was going to run for office one day.. on his website.. So let's throw out the "what if thread" for his presidential term in office.

Speculate..
Feb 25, 2011 7:08pm
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rydawg5

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Feb 25, 2011 7:17 PM
Feb 25, 2011 7:17pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Feb 25, 2011 7:30 PM
I move somewhere else.
Feb 25, 2011 7:30pm
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password

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Feb 25, 2011 8:05 PM
He could choose Obama as his Vice President and they could both take there egos and travel the country giving self motivational speeches to the poor and needy while shacking up with Oprah and Stedman while telling each other how great they are.
Feb 25, 2011 8:05pm
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SnotBubbles

Feb 27, 2011 5:49 PM
rydawg5;692103 wrote:

I'd fly planes into the WTC? That would make me one of the worst presidents in history!
Feb 27, 2011 5:49pm
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hoops23

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Feb 27, 2011 5:53 PM
I would then hate America more than I do Canada. Which is saying a lot. I'd also GTFO of here as quickly as possible.
Feb 27, 2011 5:53pm
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Skyhook79

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Feb 27, 2011 5:59 PM
You would have to hide your wives and daughters and probally some of your son's and pets.
Feb 27, 2011 5:59pm
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berry

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Feb 27, 2011 6:09 PM
The women's gymnastics team would be afraid to visit the White House.
Feb 27, 2011 6:09pm
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hoops23

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Feb 27, 2011 6:50 PM
Prescription drugs would be available OTC.
Feb 27, 2011 6:50pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Feb 27, 2011 7:34 PM
That kid who played Corky on the show Life Goes On would find work again. As VP. Or as he would forever be known "the smart, sexy one."
Feb 27, 2011 7:34pm
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mcburg93

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Feb 27, 2011 9:42 PM
It would be the greatest thing ever to happen cause then he could make me secretary of pornography or some shit like that
Feb 27, 2011 9:42pm
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SnotBubbles

Feb 28, 2011 8:38 AM
I'll tell you what I'd do if I were elected president. Two chicks at the same time. Chicks dig dudes who are presidents.
Feb 28, 2011 8:38am
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password

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Feb 28, 2011 8:54 AM
SnotBubbles;694452 wrote:I'll tell you what I'd do if I were elected president. Two chicks at the same time. Chicks dig dudes who are presidents.

Wrong! Chicks dig dudes that have money and a big dick.
Feb 28, 2011 8:54am
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SnotBubbles

Feb 28, 2011 9:08 AM
password;694457 wrote:Wrong! Chicks dig dudes that have money and a big dick.

And I have neither.....SMH.
Feb 28, 2011 9:08am
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Heretic

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Feb 28, 2011 1:10 PM
Skyhook79;693893 wrote:You would have to hide your wives and daughters and probally some of your son's and pets.

Sons and pets first. And yourself, if you're a guy. That's just how he rolls.
Feb 28, 2011 1:10pm
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Nick Mangold

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Feb 28, 2011 4:25 PM
password;694457 wrote:Wrong! Chicks dig dudes that have money and a big dick.

I think it's money OR a big dick. If you've got one or the other you're fine, you don't necessarily need both.
Feb 28, 2011 4:25pm
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password

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Feb 28, 2011 6:06 PM
justincredible;694963 wrote:I think it's money OR a big dick. If you've got one or the other you're fine, you don't necessarily need both.

I didn't want to give him any false hope.
Feb 28, 2011 6:06pm