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Feb 3, 2011 2:02pm
I'm done with this clown.

Enjoy the kiddie table
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Feb 3, 2011 2:02pm
like_that;663423 wrote:lol pretty sad fagpone's biggest concern about the SB is what the reactions will be like from Cleveland fans. What a great "fan."

You and CoAdawg inviting ytown and KR over to your crib Sunday? You can have an angry foursome win the game is over.hahahaaaaa
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Feb 3, 2011 2:05pm
Art Modell;663432 wrote:I just used my same gay joke reference by adding kr and ytown to the mix because they are joining in on making me look like the sad loser piece of shit i am.

Yes i know.
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Feb 3, 2011 2:12pm
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Feb 3, 2011 2:12pm
I actually feel bad for you Cleveland fans. Your city is dark,cold,and dirty with nothing to look forward too,while Pittsburgh is bright,clean,and everyone walking around with joy and excitement. It's SuperBowl time.
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Feb 3, 2011 2:13pm
Art Modell;663438 wrote:I actually feel bad for you Cleveland fans. Your city is dark,cold,and dirty with nothing to look forward too,while Pittsburgh is bright,clean,and everyone walking around with joy and excitement. It's SuperBowl time.

Hell yeah, go spend that Vcash

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Feb 3, 2011 2:14pm
Art Modell;663438 wrote: dark,cold,and dirty with nothing to look forward too

Sounds like your life
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Feb 3, 2011 2:19pm
Cheer up guys. The draft is right around the corner.hahahaaaaa Holmgren surely wont fuck it up 2 years in a row.
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Feb 3, 2011 2:27pm
Art Modell;663453 wrote:Cheer up guys. The draft is right around the corner.hahahaaaaa Holmgren surely wont fuck it up 2 years in a row.

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Feb 3, 2011 2:43pm
Just wondering if any city has ever had a worse sports year than Cleveland has? All 3 teams ending in the bottom 5. Wow that's bad.
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Feb 3, 2011 3:04pm
I know its cliche, but its hard to not believe that Cleveland is cursed.


Just off the top of my head...


The Indians post season woes, so close.
The Browns leaving, then coming back and being terrible
Going 10-6 and missing the playoffs
Beating the hell out of Pittsburgh in post season only to let Tommy freakin' Maddox bring them back for a W
LeBron taking them to the finals only to get swept.
Expectations for the Cavs are at an all time high and they can't get it done in the post season
"The Decision" and the current state of the Cavs

And then you have the Drive and the Fumble.


I actually do feel for Cleveland....call it a curse or just shitty luck. It still would suck to have to endure all of that.
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Feb 3, 2011 3:05pm
Al Canopoly doesn't even know how many SB rings Ben has...smh
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Feb 3, 2011 3:33pm
Art Modell;663485 wrote:Just wondering if anyone has come close to sucking the amount of penis that I have.

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Feb 3, 2011 5:37pm
Just wondering? Since the SuperBowl era do the Steelers have more rings than the Clowns have playoff victories? I might have to research the answer.
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Feb 3, 2011 5:59pm
Maybe justin will give you 75 vcash if you come up with the right answer???
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Feb 3, 2011 6:49pm
Art Modell;663702 wrote:Just wondering? Since the SuperBowl era have I sucked more cocks than hugh heffner has pounded vagina? I might have to research the answer.

I am willing to bet you have sucked more cocks, but go ahead research.
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Feb 3, 2011 6:58pm
HAHAHAAAAA The Clowns have 4 playoff wins in that time frame. That's 4 people. The Steelers have 33 in the same period including 6 rings. Even I didn't know it was that bad.hahahaaaaa
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Feb 3, 2011 7:24pm
Art Modell;663769 wrote:HAHAHAAAAA The Hugh has pounded 4 different vaginas per day in that time frame. That's 4 people. Fagpone (myself) has sucked 33 cocks per day in the same period including 6 cock rings. Even I didn't know it was that bad. hahahaaaaa my life sucks

That is hard to believe, because 1. hugh has seen more vagina than that, and 2. you have sucked more cock than that. Gotta do better research than that. Be sure to learn how to spell "cue," while you are at it.
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Feb 4, 2011 12:24am
Art Modell;663438 wrote:while Pittsburgh is bright,clean,and everyone walking around with joy and excitement.
How do you know what Pittsburgh is like? The closest you have been to Pittsburgh is when Big Ben penetrates your asshole in your mother's basement in Bumfuck, OH.
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Feb 4, 2011 1:51am
Art Modell;663407 wrote:6 decades without a championship. Worst sports city in the country.

did you subract 1964 from 2011 and somehow get a number in the sixties? that's precious
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Feb 4, 2011 5:28pm
ytownfootball;663352 wrote:No wonder 25 year old Pirate fans have face palmed their whole lives.

Crap, I'm in my 30s and it seems like every summer has been a summer of facepalm. I was too young to remember '79, they were poor during the mid-80s when I started following them, had three straight good seasons that unfortunately ended in the NLCS and then the current streak of futility. Even the high moments have lows attached (many involving the unholy name of Stan Belinda).

The primary depressing thing is that, unlike in the NBA, the Pirates can't be "saved" by acquiring one great guy. The Cavs were putrid, drafted LeBron and IMMEDIATELY became mediocre and then quickly improved to become very good. When only five guys are seeing action at any time, getting that one difference-maker can immediately have a huge effect on wins and losses. The Pirates add one great guy, it'll help, but won't make up for all the inadequate guys.

At least I can say that no matter how horrible the Pirates are, bad baseball teams don't reach the same depths of futility that bad NBA teams reach. Last year, Pittsburgh lost 105, but still won 35 percent of their games. The Cavs currently are at 16 percent as far as wins go (with six other teams also below that 35 percent number). So at least, no matter how horrible the Pirates get, they won't be as bad as this Cavalier team.
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Feb 4, 2011 5:39pm
Heretic;665007 wrote:Crap, I'm in my 30s and it seems like every summer has been a summer of facepalm. I was too young to remember '79, they were poor during the mid-80s when I started following them, had three straight good seasons that unfortunately ended in the NLCS and then the current streak of futility. Even the high moments have lows attached (many involving the unholy name of Stan Belinda).

The primary depressing thing is that, unlike in the NBA, the Pirates can't be "saved" by acquiring one great guy. The Cavs were putrid, drafted LeBron and IMMEDIATELY became mediocre and then quickly improved to become very good. When only five guys are seeing action at any time, getting that one difference-maker can immediately have a huge effect on wins and losses. The Pirates add one great guy, it'll help, but won't make up for all the inadequate guys.

At least I can say that no matter how horrible the Pirates are, bad baseball teams don't reach the same depths of futility that bad NBA teams reach. Last year, Pittsburgh lost 105, but still won 35 percent of their games. The Cavs currently are at 16 percent as far as wins go (with six other teams also below that 35 percent number). So at least, no matter how horrible the Pirates get, they won't be as bad as this Cavalier team.

Cavs were bad before Lebron but at least they had some history of going to the playoffs and finishing with a winning record.

Last time they went to the playoffs before Bron was in 98. First time with Bron was in 06. Thats still a long way off from the Pirates current streak

Cavs started playing in the NBA in 1970 as an expansion team. They've been to the playoffs in

76, 77, 78, 85, 88, 89, 90, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 98, 06, 07, 08, 09.

The Cavs organization has never been as bad as the Pirates have been over the past two decades
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Feb 4, 2011 6:07pm
Heretic,

You know my jab's not intended for those of sane mind. I feel for Pirate fans mostly because their the shittiest run franchise for the longest duration in my lifetime. I was around and aware for the "We are Family Sister Sledge Buccos". They weren't bad, but the Bonds/Bonilla fire sale would have pissed me off to no end and frustrated me as much as (insert favorite Cleveland fail here). They have had little success since then, and when a bright young guy with promise pops up he's summarily traded...eff that.
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Feb 5, 2011 12:01pm
hahahaaaaa Cavs lose again. One more to tie the record. Come on, You can do it.
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Feb 5, 2011 8:11pm
Art Modell;665487 wrote:hahahaaaaa Cavs lose again. Their loss record almost equals the amount of penis I can fit in mouth at once.

cool.