All Hail Heretic! - The roast

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Jan 28, 2011 3:53pm


A place to idolize the mighty heritic.


Have at it
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Jan 28, 2011 3:55pm
a pic of the aftermath of heritic and supergirl



do not underestimate the legitimate use of rohypnol
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Jan 28, 2011 3:57pm
Who?
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Jan 28, 2011 4:05pm


after the Mod party...

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Jan 28, 2011 4:10pm
Heretic says this Heritic loser is a weak-ass imitation. Who from these pics, really needs to learn how to drink like a man.
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Jan 28, 2011 4:16pm
I hate that I am not popular.
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Jan 28, 2011 4:20pm
wes_mantooth;656837 wrote:I hate that I am not popular.

Heretic gets his own 'roast' thread, and I win 'Mod of the Month'. Hell yeah. Suck it mantooth!
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Jan 28, 2011 4:20pm
You should be hittin super girl... You would be a Chatter Legend.
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Jan 28, 2011 4:20pm
Heretic is the smartest poster on Ohio Chatter, which is exactly like being the fastest kid at The Special Olympics.
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Jan 28, 2011 4:20pm
Monday after Steelers beat the Jets, at work:

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Jan 28, 2011 4:26pm
coyotes22;656844 wrote:Monday after Steelers beat the Jets, at work:


Nah...our office is too small to have a chain of urinals. I did probably feel about like how that dude did before his faceplant, though. That was one rough day to get through...especially since I had to be kinda productive.
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Jan 28, 2011 4:30pm
Heretic's liver is so black and bloated, it could have been cast in "Precious".
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Jan 28, 2011 4:31pm
It's so black and bloated, if you listen carefully, you can hear it say, "Hey hey hey!"
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Jan 28, 2011 4:35pm
It's so black, it's fucking two Kardashian sisters.
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Jan 28, 2011 4:40pm
His liver is as worn out as two Kardashian sisters' vaginas.
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Jan 28, 2011 6:34pm
After that, I can only come up with "What they said"
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Jan 28, 2011 8:03pm
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Heretic, but he's usually not being a professional athlete when he fucks up like that.
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Jan 28, 2011 11:47pm
Found a new picture of Heretic.

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Jan 28, 2011 11:52pm
I Wear Pants;657146 wrote:Found a new picture of Heretic.


BAMF
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Jan 28, 2011 11:58pm
Fab1b;657153 wrote:BAMF

Big Ass Mother F**ker?

:D
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Jan 29, 2011 12:03am
Fab1b;657153 wrote:BAMF

Don't lie. You meant "MILF."
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Jan 29, 2011 12:04am
I Wear Pants;657146 wrote:Found a new picture of Heretic.


What the HELL did you search that brought this up?
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Jan 29, 2011 12:13am
O-Trap;657170 wrote:What the HELL did you search that brought this up?

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Jan 29, 2011 12:15am
O-Trap;657170 wrote:What the HELL did you search that brought this up?
Was in the comments here: http://kotaku.com/5746271/this-guy-wants-his-video-game-back

The title image of that article is also a picture of Heretic.

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Jan 29, 2011 12:17am
Another gem image of Heretic from the comments of that article.