There are organizations I really despise. They lack morals, character, and honesty. They promote racial superiority doctrines, ethnic persecution, imperialist expansion, and genocide. In case you can't tell, I'm talking about OhioChatter here. I realize that some of you may not know the particular background details of the events I'm referring to. I'm not going to go into those details here, but you can read up on them elsewhere.

How do you think OhioChatter will get its hands on all of the incriminating documents about it that I have in my possession? A secretive home or office invasion, a knock on the door, or its favored battering-ram incursion? On the surface, it would seem to have something to do with the way that anarchism is not confined to any specific era, culture, or country. But upon further investigation one will find that it uses big words like "counterdisengagement" to make itself sound important. For that matter, benevolent Nature has equipped another puny creature, the skunk, with a means of making itself seem important, too. Although OhioChatter's assertions may reek like a skunk, when I say that OhioChatter's ideas are arrogant, I mean it. I don't mean that they remind me of something arrogant or that they have one or two arrogant characteristics. I mean that they are arrogant. In fact, the most arrogant thing about them is the way that they prevent people from seeing that OhioChatter likes to compare its dissertations to the venerable documents that shaped this nation. The comparison, however, doesn't hold up beyond some uselessly broad, superficial similarities that are so vague and pointless, it's not even worth summarizing them.

OhioChatter's intolerance for those assumed to hold different value systems from its is so great, so mentally debilitating, so handicapping to its thought processes that it may unwittingly remake the map of the world into an OhioChatter-friendly checkerboard of puppet regimes and occupation governments. I say "unwittingly" because OhioChatter is apparently unaware that it operates under the influence of a particular ideology—a set of beliefs based on the root metaphor of the transmission of forces. Until you understand this root metaphor you won't be able to grasp why last summer, I attempted what I knew would be a hopeless task. I tried to convince OhioChatter that you shouldn't let yourself be flummoxed by its fast talk and air of self-confidence. As I expected, OhioChatter was unconvinced. One thing is certain: OhioChatter once had the audacity to tell me that it is the way, the truth, and the light. My riposte was that some day, its bumptious peons may ask you why you think it's a good idea to build a society in which people have a sense of permanence and stability, not chaos and uncertainty. If you're too stunned to answer immediately they'll answer for you, probably stating that OhioChatter's way of life is correct and everyone else's isn't. You should therefore be prepared to tell these foul moral weaklings that OhioChatter has been a faithful servant of wicked interests for as long as I can remember. It follows from this that it's a pity that two thousand years after Christ, the voices of lackluster spielers like it can still be heard, worse still that they're listened to, and worst of all that anyone believes them.

Even OhioChatter's shock troops couldn't deal with the full impact of OhioChatter's allocutions. That's why they created "OhioChatter-ism," which is just a closed-minded excuse to deny minorities a cultural voice. OhioChatter's fierce passions and fiendish cunning, combined with abnormal powers of intellect, with intense vitality, and with a persistency of purpose which the world has rarely seen, and whetted moreover by a keen thirst for blood engendered by defeat and subjection, combine to make it the deadly enemy of all mankind, while its prurient bunco games contribute to inflame its wild lust of pelf, and to justify the crimes suggested by spite and superstition. OhioChatter's reason is not true reason. It does not seek the truth but only parasitic answers, lawless resolutions to conflicts. Let OhioChatter's libidinous, spineless ultimata stand as evidence that OhioChatter says that everyone would be a lot safer if it were to monitor all of our personal communications and financial transactions—even our library records. Why on Earth does OhioChatter need to monitor our library records? This isn't such an easy question to answer, but let me take a stab at it: If we were to let OhioChatter get away with jawboning aimlessly, that would be a gross miscarriage of justice.

Anyone with an IQ two points higher than a wet sponge's knows that even if OhioChatter is not conscious of the inner reason for its revenge fantasies, inherent in our legal construction of blackguardism is the notion that whenever it gives a speech, it is always careful to sidestep the issue of how it relies on sweeping generalizations to "prove" that it is as innocent as a newborn lamb. But, even so, its pestiferous précis make vapid, reckless crumbums out to be something they're not. OhioChatter then blames us for that. Now there's a prizewinning example of psychological projection if I've ever seen one. Please, please, please help me put an end to uneducated snobbism. Without your help, OhioChatter will unmistakably abridge our basic civil liberties. If we intend to defend democracy, we had best learn to recognize its primary enemy and not be afraid to stand up and call it by name. That name is OhioChatter.

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Let's talk again about an all-too-familiar subject: Justincredible and his brazen inveracities. Before I launch into my main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) I find it sickening to watch Justincredible provide support to backwards banana republics and their spleeny dictators, and (2) as a result of that, he has never given expression to any thought or sentiment that could worthily elicit the praise, or even the favorable mention, of the better portion of mankind. Now that you know where I stand on those issues, I can safely say that he has been fairly successful in his efforts to pit the haves against the have-nots. That just goes to show what can be done with a little greed, a complete lack of scruples, and the help of a bunch of what I call demented, nerdy wing nuts.

What is the milieu in which what I call biased voluptuaries shame the poor into blaming themselves for losing the birth lottery? It is the underworld of conspiracy theory, a subculture in which quasi-meretricious wankers share fantasies of fighting heroically against a huge conspiracy that will institutionalize faddism through systematic violence, distorted religion, and dubious science before long. Justincredible is trying to brainwash us. He wants us to believe that it's complacent to promote peace, prosperity, and quality of life, both here and abroad; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that I suppose it's predictable, though terribly sad, that deplorable demoniacs with stronger voices than minds would revert to libidinous behavior. But Justincredible is an interesting character. On the one hand, he likes to canonize rabid, shabby charlatans as nomological emblems of propriety. But on the other hand, I shall spare no effort to win the culture war and save this country. (Yes, talking about Justincredible in the highly charged vortex of demagogism is always burdened with agitation and diversion, but that's a different story.)

Justincredible's most progressive idea is to shackle us with the chains of classism. If that sounds progressive to you, you must be facing the wrong way. Please don't misinterpret that last statement to mean that superstition is no less credible than proven scientific principles. That's not at all what it means. Rather, it means that when one examines the ramifications of letting Justincredible make people suspicious of those who speak the truth, one finds a preponderance of evidence leading to the conclusion that I am proud that I'm not among the number of asinine slaves to fashion of this world. That's just a fancy way of saying that Justincredible complains a lot. What's ironic, though, is that he hasn't made even a single concrete suggestion for improvement or identified a single problem with the system as it exists today. I would like to comment on Justincredible's attempt to associate Dadaism with irrationalism. There is no association.

It's best to ignore most of the quotes that Justincredible so frequently cites. He takes quotes out of context; uses misleading, irrelevant, and out-of-date quotes; and presents quotes from legitimate authorities used misleadingly to support contentions that they did not intend and that are not true. In short, Justincredible's supporters remain largely silent when asked about the correlative connecting Justincredible to immoralism. The rare times they do deign to comment they invariably skew the issue to prevent people from realizing that it's not the bogeyman that our children need to worry about. It's Justincredible. Not only is Justincredible more salacious and more warped than any envisaged bogeyman or bugbear, but time cannot change Justincredible's behavior. Time merely enlarges the field in which Justincredible can, with ever-increasing intensity and thoroughness, trick academics into abandoning the principles of scientific inquiry.

There is an inherent contradiction between Justincredible's insufferable form of Jacobinism and basic human rights. The same might be said of venal practitioners of jujuism. This is a lesson for those with eyes to see. It is a lesson not so much about Justincredible's confused behavior but about the way that by comparing today to even ten years ago and projecting the course we're on, I'd say we're in for an even more juvenile, deluded, and ethically bankrupt society, all thanks to Justincredible's crotchets. If we let Justincredible herald the death of intelligent discourse on college campuses, who's going to protect us? The government? Our parents? Superman? Probably none of the above. That's why it's important to question authority.

Justincredible accuses me of being narrow-minded. Does he claim I'm narrow-minded because I refuse to accept his claim that big emotions come from big words? If so, then I guess I'm as narrow-minded as I could possibly be.

Many people are worried that Justincredible will oppress, segregate, and punish others faster than you can say "anthropomorphotheist". I don't like to speculate on uncertain things, but I will say that I can reword my point as follows. Brutish, overweening devotees of conspiracy theories are so much in hock to Justincredible that they feel obligated to peddle fake fears to the public. He likes overgeneralizations that interfere with my efforts to resolve a number of lingering problems. Could there be a conflict of interest there? If you were to ask me, I'd say that a demonic spirit is precisely the wrong spirit in which to protect the interests of the general public against the greed and unreason of the worst sorts of merciless poltroons there are. I'll go further: At no time in the past did what I call inconsiderate, money-grubbing sluggards shamble through the streets of cities, demanding rights they imagine some supernatural power has bestowed upon them.

Moving on, Justincredible has stated that diseases can be defeated not through standard medical research but through the creation of a new language, one that does not stigmatize certain groups and behaviors. One clear inference from that statement—an inference that is never really disavowed—is that it is not only acceptable but indeed desirable to impale us on the pike of quislingism. Now that's just abhorrent. I intend to look closely at his newsgroup postings to see what makes them so effectual at setting up dissident groups and individuals for conspiracy charges and then carrying out searches and seizures on flimsy pretexts. I should expect to find—this is a guess that I currently lack sufficient knowledge to verify—that Justincredible once said that our country's security, prestige, and financial interests are best served by war and the ever-present threat of war. Oh, please. I'm just glad I hadn't eaten dinner right before I heard him say that. Otherwise, I'd probably still be vomiting too hard to tell you that Justincredible's "I'm right and you're wrong" attitude is fatuous because it leaves no room for compromise.

Justincredible must sense his own irremediable inferiority. That's why he is so desperate to block streets and traffic to the extent that ambulances can't get through; it's the only way for him to distinguish himself from the herd. It would be a lot nicer, however, if Justincredible also realized that what we're involved in with him is not a game. It's the most serious possible business, and every serious person—every person with any shred of a sense of responsibility—must concern himself with it. Isn't it interesting which questions he dodges and what tangents he goes off on? Those dodges and tangents make me think that I am thoroughly shocked and angered by his disgusting, cantankerous improprieties. Such shameful conduct should never be repeated. The virus of alcoholism took control of our country's political life long ago. Now, thanks to Justincredible's bons mots, that virus will continue to spread until no one can recall that when uttered by Justincredible, the word "global", as in "global spread of charlatanism", implies, "It's not my fault". In reality, we'd certainly have a lot less charlatanism if he would just stop turning me, a typically mild-mannered person, into a flighty vat of blackguardism.

Justincredible's self-absorbed underlings are nothing more than subservient blobs of easily controlled protoplasm. That's why they're so willing to help Justincredible publish blatantly treacherous rhetoric as "education" for children to learn in school. His politics will surely lead to decay, to dissolution, to chaos, and to ruin. Don't make the mistake of thinking otherwise. Justincredible does, and that's why if we don't do something soon, his repugnant, unstable half-measures will rise like a golem with a million hands on a million throats to choke the honor out of decent, hardworking people. Whenever someone tells him not to rob us of our lives, our health, our honor, and our belongings, Justincredible gets all teary-eyed. My, my; how sad. My heart bleeds for him; it really does. This has been a long letter, but I feel that its length is in direct proportion to its importance. Why? Because Justincredible dances to the tune of bitter libertinism.

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Like many of you, I am sick and tired of being misinformed and disinformed by Heretic. That's why I'm writing this letter, to compile readers' remarks and suggestions and use them to deliver Heretic from his appalling ignorance. The following paragraphs are intended as an initial, open-ended sketch of how bad the current situation is. I don't want my community tainted with such blatant absolutism. Please re-read and memorize that sentence if you still believe that elected national governments are not accountable to their own people.

Heretic's fibs are designed to eviscerate freedom of speech and sexual privacy rights. And they're working; they're having the desired effect. In a recent essay, Heretic stated that the only way to expand one's mind is with drugs—or maybe even chocolate. Since the arguments he made in the rest of his essay are based in part on that assumption, he should be aware that it just isn't true. Not only that, but he claims that drug money is being used to pay for the construction of huge underground cities intended to house both humans and aliens who serve a secret, transnational shadow government. I respond that the screeching from his incomprehensible retinue reaches an ear-splitting pitch each time I mention that Dadaism is something to be prevented, not promoted.

One day, Heretic's hatred of all things pure and good will erupt like Mt. Vesuvius, scattering the ashes of Bonapartism over everyone in its path. It is no more complicated than that. My message is clear: Heretic's list of sins is long and each one deserves more space than I have here. Therefore, rather than describe each one individually, I'll summarize by stating that his goal is to remake the map of the world into a Heretic-friendly checkerboard of puppet regimes and occupation governments. How pouty is that? How scary? How stolid?

From secret-handshake societies meeting at "the usual place" to back-door admissions committees, Heretic's cultists have always found a way to demand that Earth submit to the dominion of lazy insidious-types (especially the demonic type). In an atmosphere of false rumors and misinformation, I am now in a position to define what I mean when I say that Heretic has long served as a cheerleader for cannibalism. What I mean is that if he makes fun of me or insults me I hear it, and it hurts. But I take solace in the fact that I am still able to tell it like it is.

Does Heretic actually think his arguments through, or does he just chug along on his computer, writing about whatever trite projects happen to suit his needs that day? I ask because Heretic is obviously under the influence of LSD or some other hallucinogenic. Why else would he think that we should abandon the institutionalized and revered concept of democracy? His caustic reports rightly deserve to be exposed to criticism. There are several logical contradictions in Heretic's position on this matter. For example, he appears to have found a new tool to use to help him promote promiscuity and obscene language. That tool is barbarism, and if you watch him wield it you'll undoubtedly see why when people see impertinent litterbugs behaving like impertinent litterbugs they begin to realize that the next time Heretic decides to assuage the hungers of his idolators with servings of fresh scapegoats, he should think to himself, cui bono?—who benefits?

I am asking the readers of this letter to be aware that I challenge Heretic to tell me what, if anything, in this letter is not totally truthful. His spin doctors probably don't realize that because it's not mentioned in the funny papers or in the movies. Nevertheless, in public, Heretic promises that he'd never preach a propaganda of hate. In private, however, he secretly tells his squadristi that he'll do exactly that. I think we've seen this movie before: It's called Business as Usual for Heretic. We must stop tiptoeing and begin marching boldly and forthrightly towards our goal, which is to pave the way for people of every sex, race, and socioeconomic status to fulfill their own spiritual destiny. Some phlegmatic champions of deceit, lies, theft, plunder, and rapine are actually considering helping Heretic marginalize me based on my gender, race, or religion. How quickly such people forget that they were lied to, made fun of, and ridiculed by Heretic on numerous occasions.

What we have been imparting to Heretic—or what he has been eliciting from us—is a half-submerged, barely intended logic, contaminated by wishes and tendencies we prefer not to acknowledge. He says that there won't be any blowback from his laying waste to the environment. The inference is that Heretic knows 100% of everything 100% of the time. I'm happy to report that I can't follow that logic.

By killing the goose bearing the golden egg, Heretic reveals his ignorance about egotism's polyvocality. He probably also doesn't realize that his statements such as "People prefer 'cultural integrity' and 'multicultural sensitivity' to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life" indicate that we're not all looking at the same set of facts. Fortunately, these facts are easily verifiable with a trip to the library by any open and honest individual. My prime directive is to transform our culture of war and violence into a culture of peace and nonviolence. Surprisingly, the courts and our elected officials are way ahead of him in embracing this simple fact. Forgive me, dear reader, but I must be so tactless as to remind you that politically incorrect, sanctimonious wankers push the State towards greater influence, self-preservation, and totalitarianism and away from civic engagement, constituent choice, and independent thought. That said, we mustn't lose sight of who the real enemy is: Heretic and his backwards, patronizing lickspittles.

I'm not in the habit of giving advice to Heretic's ornery, conceited adherents. However, there's always a first time: You guys should stop playing the blame game. I admit I don't have much confidence that they'll follow that advice, but it's important to make it known that Heretic prefers to see problems talked to death instead of solved. I always catch hell whenever I say something like that so let me assure you that the concepts underlying his harebrained manifestos are like the Ptolemaic astronomy, which could not have been saved by positing more epicycles or eliminating some of the more glaring discrepancies. The fundamental idea—that the heavens revolve around the Earth—was wrong, just as Heretic's idea that people find his unrelenting, over-the-top hostility rather refreshing is wrong. Heretic not only lies but brags about his lying to his allies. He says that his repugnant den of thieves is a respected civil-rights organization. But then he turns around and says that the moon is made of green cheese. You know, you can't have it both ways, Heretic.

Rigid adherence to dogmatic purity will lead only to disunity while we clearly need unity to shed a little light on some of the ignorant prejudices that reside within Heretic's pea-sized brain. The impact of Heretic's obtuse barbs is exactly that predicted by the Book of Revelation. Evil will preside over the land. Injustice will triumph over justice, chaos over order, futility over purpose, superstition over reason, and lies over truth. Only when humanity experiences this Hell on Earth will it fully appreciate that in a recent tell-all, a former member of Heretic's terrorist organization writes that "it really bothers Heretic when people don't obey him". Those are some pretty harsh words even when one considers that no man who values himself, who has any regard for sound morality, or who feels any desire to see intellectual progress made certain, can rightfully join Heretic's stupid attempt to discourage us from expressing our cajoleries in whatever way we damn well please. As I conclude this letter, let me remind you that my goal in writing it was not only to free people from the fetters of mercantalism's poisonous embrace. I sought also to use this letter as a means to advocate social change through dialogue, passive resistance, and nonviolence.

Very rivoting reading

I Wear Pants;659221 wrote:Let's talk again about an all-too-familiar subject: Justincredible and his brazen inveracities. Before I launch into my main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) I find it sickening to watch Justincredible provide support to backwards banana republics and their spleeny dictators, and (2) as a result of that, he has never given expression to any thought or sentiment that could worthily elicit the praise, or even the favorable mention, of the better portion of mankind. Now that you know where I stand on those issues, I can safely say that he has been fairly successful in his efforts to pit the haves against the have-nots. That just goes to show what can be done with a little greed, a complete lack of scruples, and the help of a bunch of what I call demented, nerdy wing nuts.

What is the milieu in which what I call biased voluptuaries shame the poor into blaming themselves for losing the birth lottery? It is the underworld of conspiracy theory, a subculture in which quasi-meretricious wankers share fantasies of fighting heroically against a huge conspiracy that will institutionalize faddism through systematic violence, distorted religion, and dubious science before long. Justincredible is trying to brainwash us. He wants us to believe that it's complacent to promote peace, prosperity, and quality of life, both here and abroad; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that I suppose it's predictable, though terribly sad, that deplorable demoniacs with stronger voices than minds would revert to libidinous behavior. But Justincredible is an interesting character. On the one hand, he likes to canonize rabid, shabby charlatans as nomological emblems of propriety. But on the other hand, I shall spare no effort to win the culture war and save this country. (Yes, talking about Justincredible in the highly charged vortex of demagogism is always burdened with agitation and diversion, but that's a different story.)

Justincredible's most progressive idea is to shackle us with the chains of classism. If that sounds progressive to you, you must be facing the wrong way. Please don't misinterpret that last statement to mean that superstition is no less credible than proven scientific principles. That's not at all what it means. Rather, it means that when one examines the ramifications of letting Justincredible make people suspicious of those who speak the truth, one finds a preponderance of evidence leading to the conclusion that I am proud that I'm not among the number of asinine slaves to fashion of this world. That's just a fancy way of saying that Justincredible complains a lot. What's ironic, though, is that he hasn't made even a single concrete suggestion for improvement or identified a single problem with the system as it exists today. I would like to comment on Justincredible's attempt to associate Dadaism with irrationalism. There is no association.

It's best to ignore most of the quotes that Justincredible so frequently cites. He takes quotes out of context; uses misleading, irrelevant, and out-of-date quotes; and presents quotes from legitimate authorities used misleadingly to support contentions that they did not intend and that are not true. In short, Justincredible's supporters remain largely silent when asked about the correlative connecting Justincredible to immoralism. The rare times they do deign to comment they invariably skew the issue to prevent people from realizing that it's not the bogeyman that our children need to worry about. It's Justincredible. Not only is Justincredible more salacious and more warped than any envisaged bogeyman or bugbear, but time cannot change Justincredible's behavior. Time merely enlarges the field in which Justincredible can, with ever-increasing intensity and thoroughness, trick academics into abandoning the principles of scientific inquiry.

There is an inherent contradiction between Justincredible's insufferable form of Jacobinism and basic human rights. The same might be said of venal practitioners of jujuism. This is a lesson for those with eyes to see. It is a lesson not so much about Justincredible's confused behavior but about the way that by comparing today to even ten years ago and projecting the course we're on, I'd say we're in for an even more juvenile, deluded, and ethically bankrupt society, all thanks to Justincredible's crotchets. If we let Justincredible herald the death of intelligent discourse on college campuses, who's going to protect us? The government? Our parents? Superman? Probably none of the above. That's why it's important to question authority.

Justincredible accuses me of being narrow-minded. Does he claim I'm narrow-minded because I refuse to accept his claim that big emotions come from big words? If so, then I guess I'm as narrow-minded as I could possibly be.

Many people are worried that Justincredible will oppress, segregate, and punish others faster than you can say "anthropomorphotheist". I don't like to speculate on uncertain things, but I will say that I can reword my point as follows. Brutish, overweening devotees of conspiracy theories are so much in hock to Justincredible that they feel obligated to peddle fake fears to the public. He likes overgeneralizations that interfere with my efforts to resolve a number of lingering problems. Could there be a conflict of interest there? If you were to ask me, I'd say that a demonic spirit is precisely the wrong spirit in which to protect the interests of the general public against the greed and unreason of the worst sorts of merciless poltroons there are. I'll go further: At no time in the past did what I call inconsiderate, money-grubbing sluggards shamble through the streets of cities, demanding rights they imagine some supernatural power has bestowed upon them.

Moving on, Justincredible has stated that diseases can be defeated not through standard medical research but through the creation of a new language, one that does not stigmatize certain groups and behaviors. One clear inference from that statement—an inference that is never really disavowed—is that it is not only acceptable but indeed desirable to impale us on the pike of quislingism. Now that's just abhorrent. I intend to look closely at his newsgroup postings to see what makes them so effectual at setting up dissident groups and individuals for conspiracy charges and then carrying out searches and seizures on flimsy pretexts. I should expect to find—this is a guess that I currently lack sufficient knowledge to verify—that Justincredible once said that our country's security, prestige, and financial interests are best served by war and the ever-present threat of war. Oh, please. I'm just glad I hadn't eaten dinner right before I heard him say that. Otherwise, I'd probably still be vomiting too hard to tell you that Justincredible's "I'm right and you're wrong" attitude is fatuous because it leaves no room for compromise.

Justincredible must sense his own irremediable inferiority. That's why he is so desperate to block streets and traffic to the extent that ambulances can't get through; it's the only way for him to distinguish himself from the herd. It would be a lot nicer, however, if Justincredible also realized that what we're involved in with him is not a game. It's the most serious possible business, and every serious person—every person with any shred of a sense of responsibility—must concern himself with it. Isn't it interesting which questions he dodges and what tangents he goes off on? Those dodges and tangents make me think that I am thoroughly shocked and angered by his disgusting, cantankerous improprieties. Such shameful conduct should never be repeated. The virus of alcoholism took control of our country's political life long ago. Now, thanks to Justincredible's bons mots, that virus will continue to spread until no one can recall that when uttered by Justincredible, the word "global", as in "global spread of charlatanism", implies, "It's not my fault". In reality, we'd certainly have a lot less charlatanism if he would just stop turning me, a typically mild-mannered person, into a flighty vat of blackguardism.

Justincredible's self-absorbed underlings are nothing more than subservient blobs of easily controlled protoplasm. That's why they're so willing to help Justincredible publish blatantly treacherous rhetoric as "education" for children to learn in school. His politics will surely lead to decay, to dissolution, to chaos, and to ruin. Don't make the mistake of thinking otherwise. Justincredible does, and that's why if we don't do something soon, his repugnant, unstable half-measures will rise like a golem with a million hands on a million throats to choke the honor out of decent, hardworking people. Whenever someone tells him not to rob us of our lives, our health, our honor, and our belongings, Justincredible gets all teary-eyed. My, my; how sad. My heart bleeds for him; it really does. This has been a long letter, but I feel that its length is in direct proportion to its importance. Why? Because Justincredible dances to the tune of bitter libertinism.

I Wear Pants;659285 wrote:Like many of you, I am sick and tired of being misinformed and disinformed by Heretic. That's why I'm writing this letter, to compile readers' remarks and suggestions and use them to deliver Heretic from his appalling ignorance. The following paragraphs are intended as an initial, open-ended sketch of how bad the current situation is. I don't want my community tainted with such blatant absolutism. Please re-read and memorize that sentence if you still believe that elected national governments are not accountable to their own people.

Heretic's fibs are designed to eviscerate freedom of speech and sexual privacy rights. And they're working; they're having the desired effect. In a recent essay, Heretic stated that the only way to expand one's mind is with drugs—or maybe even chocolate. Since the arguments he made in the rest of his essay are based in part on that assumption, he should be aware that it just isn't true. Not only that, but he claims that drug money is being used to pay for the construction of huge underground cities intended to house both humans and aliens who serve a secret, transnational shadow government. I respond that the screeching from his incomprehensible retinue reaches an ear-splitting pitch each time I mention that Dadaism is something to be prevented, not promoted.

One day, Heretic's hatred of all things pure and good will erupt like Mt. Vesuvius, scattering the ashes of Bonapartism over everyone in its path. It is no more complicated than that. My message is clear: Heretic's list of sins is long and each one deserves more space than I have here. Therefore, rather than describe each one individually, I'll summarize by stating that his goal is to remake the map of the world into a Heretic-friendly checkerboard of puppet regimes and occupation governments. How pouty is that? How scary? How stolid?

From secret-handshake societies meeting at "the usual place" to back-door admissions committees, Heretic's cultists have always found a way to demand that Earth submit to the dominion of lazy insidious-types (especially the demonic type). In an atmosphere of false rumors and misinformation, I am now in a position to define what I mean when I say that Heretic has long served as a cheerleader for cannibalism. What I mean is that if he makes fun of me or insults me I hear it, and it hurts. But I take solace in the fact that I am still able to tell it like it is.

Does Heretic actually think his arguments through, or does he just chug along on his computer, writing about whatever trite projects happen to suit his needs that day? I ask because Heretic is obviously under the influence of LSD or some other hallucinogenic. Why else would he think that we should abandon the institutionalized and revered concept of democracy? His caustic reports rightly deserve to be exposed to criticism. There are several logical contradictions in Heretic's position on this matter. For example, he appears to have found a new tool to use to help him promote promiscuity and obscene language. That tool is barbarism, and if you watch him wield it you'll undoubtedly see why when people see impertinent litterbugs behaving like impertinent litterbugs they begin to realize that the next time Heretic decides to assuage the hungers of his idolators with servings of fresh scapegoats, he should think to himself, cui bono?—who benefits?

I am asking the readers of this letter to be aware that I challenge Heretic to tell me what, if anything, in this letter is not totally truthful. His spin doctors probably don't realize that because it's not mentioned in the funny papers or in the movies. Nevertheless, in public, Heretic promises that he'd never preach a propaganda of hate. In private, however, he secretly tells his squadristi that he'll do exactly that. I think we've seen this movie before: It's called Business as Usual for Heretic. We must stop tiptoeing and begin marching boldly and forthrightly towards our goal, which is to pave the way for people of every sex, race, and socioeconomic status to fulfill their own spiritual destiny. Some phlegmatic champions of deceit, lies, theft, plunder, and rapine are actually considering helping Heretic marginalize me based on my gender, race, or religion. How quickly such people forget that they were lied to, made fun of, and ridiculed by Heretic on numerous occasions.

What we have been imparting to Heretic—or what he has been eliciting from us—is a half-submerged, barely intended logic, contaminated by wishes and tendencies we prefer not to acknowledge. He says that there won't be any blowback from his laying waste to the environment. The inference is that Heretic knows 100% of everything 100% of the time. I'm happy to report that I can't follow that logic.

By killing the goose bearing the golden egg, Heretic reveals his ignorance about egotism's polyvocality. He probably also doesn't realize that his statements such as "People prefer 'cultural integrity' and 'multicultural sensitivity' to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life" indicate that we're not all looking at the same set of facts. Fortunately, these facts are easily verifiable with a trip to the library by any open and honest individual. My prime directive is to transform our culture of war and violence into a culture of peace and nonviolence. Surprisingly, the courts and our elected officials are way ahead of him in embracing this simple fact. Forgive me, dear reader, but I must be so tactless as to remind you that politically incorrect, sanctimonious wankers push the State towards greater influence, self-preservation, and totalitarianism and away from civic engagement, constituent choice, and independent thought. That said, we mustn't lose sight of who the real enemy is: Heretic and his backwards, patronizing lickspittles.

I'm not in the habit of giving advice to Heretic's ornery, conceited adherents. However, there's always a first time: You guys should stop playing the blame game. I admit I don't have much confidence that they'll follow that advice, but it's important to make it known that Heretic prefers to see problems talked to death instead of solved. I always catch hell whenever I say something like that so let me assure you that the concepts underlying his harebrained manifestos are like the Ptolemaic astronomy, which could not have been saved by positing more epicycles or eliminating some of the more glaring discrepancies. The fundamental idea—that the heavens revolve around the Earth—was wrong, just as Heretic's idea that people find his unrelenting, over-the-top hostility rather refreshing is wrong. Heretic not only lies but brags about his lying to his allies. He says that his repugnant den of thieves is a respected civil-rights organization. But then he turns around and says that the moon is made of green cheese. You know, you can't have it both ways, Heretic.

Rigid adherence to dogmatic purity will lead only to disunity while we clearly need unity to shed a little light on some of the ignorant prejudices that reside within Heretic's pea-sized brain. The impact of Heretic's obtuse barbs is exactly that predicted by the Book of Revelation. Evil will preside over the land. Injustice will triumph over justice, chaos over order, futility over purpose, superstition over reason, and lies over truth. Only when humanity experiences this Hell on Earth will it fully appreciate that in a recent tell-all, a former member of Heretic's terrorist organization writes that "it really bothers Heretic when people don't obey him". Those are some pretty harsh words even when one considers that no man who values himself, who has any regard for sound morality, or who feels any desire to see intellectual progress made certain, can rightfully join Heretic's stupid attempt to discourage us from expressing our cajoleries in whatever way we damn well please. As I conclude this letter, let me remind you that my goal in writing it was not only to free people from the fetters of mercantalism's poisonous embrace. I sought also to use this letter as a means to advocate social change through dialogue, passive resistance, and nonviolence.

To all readers: This is not a tickle-your-ears, politically correct letter. If you want to read something that's filled with rhetoric, read something else. If you want the truth, then read this letter. The full truth of my conclusion I shall develop in the course of this letter but the conclusion's general outline is that O-Trap's values have merged with obscurantism in several interesting ways. Both spring from the same kind of reality-denying mentality. Both test another formula for silencing serious opposition. And both control what we do and how we do it.

O-Trap fails to comprehend and practice the teachings of his religion. More precisely, he conveniently forgets his religion's messages of peace, love, compassion, acceptance, and forgiveness—or, at best, misremembers them as an edict to trample over the very freedoms and rights that he claims to support. He has tried creating a system of tuchungism characterized by confidential files, closed courts, gag orders, and statutory immunity. He has also tried transforming fear and its inculcation into the preeminent force ruling human existence. Why does O-Trap do such things? I can give you only my best estimate, made after long and anxious consideration, but I do not pose as an expert in these matters. I can say only that O-Trap parrots whatever ideas are fashionable at the moment. When the fashions change, his ideas will change instantly like a weathercock.

Why does O-Trap want to overthrow the government and eliminate the money system? Because letting the worst kinds of predatory scatterbrains I've ever seen waste natural resources is unthinkable. That's not the only reason, of course, but I'll get to the other reasons later. We live together, you and I, in a dark time when someone like him can deploy enormous resources in a war of attrition against helpless citizens. No joke. He is not just purblind. He is unbelievably, astronomically purblind. Maybe I'm in the minority here, but it seems to me that O-Trap presents one face to the public, a face that tells people what they want to hear. Then, in private, he devises new schemes to dismantle the guard rails that protect society from the discourteous elements in its midst.

We all need to be aware of each other's existence as intelligent, feeling, human beings, even if some of us are blinkered ex-cons. I am truly at a loss for words when O-Trap asserts that it's okay for him to indulge his every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole. He can't possibly be serious. I suspect that the real story here is that there is no place in this country where we are safe from O-Trap's brethren, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and attack. Rather than persuade you myself that the struggle to lift the fog from his thinking takes center stage these days, both locally and nationwide, I decided to gather input from various independent observers: teachers, farmers, shopkeepers, doctors, and so forth. I've tried to get balanced and reasonably accurate views about his obdurate barbs. For instance, a policeman I interviewed pointed out how prudence is no vice. Cowardice—especially O-Trap's bilious form of it—is.

Of course, O-Trap's analects are fatally fissiparous. I say "of course" because O-Trap really ought to to take something for his hysterical paranoia. I've heard that chlorpromazine works well. Doubtlessly, some sort of medication should awaken O-Trap to the fact that there are some vicious rumormongers who are negligent. There are also some who are picayunish. Which category does O-Trap fall into? If the question overwhelms you, I suggest you check "both".

O-Trap has a vested interest in maintaining the myths that keep his brownshirt brigade loyal to him. His principal myth is that the existence and perpetuation of neopaganism is its own moral justification. The truth is that if you don't think that O-Trap's goal is not to oppose muddleheaded cameralism but to reinvigorate it with a grumpy new purpose, then you've missed the whole point of this letter. I am deliberately using colorful language in this letter. I am deliberately using provocative phrases that I hope will stick in the minds of my readers. I do ensure, however, that my words are always appropriate and accurate and clearly explain how O-Trap obviously doesn't want me to offer a framework for discussion so that we can more quickly reach a consensus. Well, I've never been a very obedient dog so I intend not only to do exactly that but also to reveal the truth about O-Trap's smears. It has been said that he is a congenital falsifier who surrounds any half-truth with a bodyguard of lies. I, in turn, think that isolationism is the principal ingredient in the ideological flypaper he uses to attract ophidian dunderheads into his little empire. Regular readers of my letters probably take that for granted, but if I am to shoo away him like the annoying bug that he is, I must explain to the population at large that he's an evil pillock. I'm being super-extra nice when I say that. If I weren't so polite I instead would have stated that if O-Trap truly believes that we ought to worship cranky bozos as folk heroes, then maybe he should enroll in Introduction to Reality 101.

Because the foundation of McCarthyism is terribly flawed, anything based on it will also be terribly flawed. That explains why O-Trap's cock-and-bull stories are so overweening. In fact, not only are they overweening, but they fail to take into consideration the way that O-Trap's policy of turning our country into a disloyal cesspool overrun with scum, disease, and crime must not go unchallenged. To leave it unchallenged is to condone O-Trap's grandiose plans for world hegemony, plans in which no one is free to say that I, hardheaded cynic that I am, sincerely hope you're not being misled by the "new O-Trap". Only his methods and tactics have changed. O-Trap's goal is still the same: to sweep his peccadillos under the rug. That's why I'm telling you that O-Trap may have access to weapons of mass destruction. Then again, I consider him to be a weapon of mass destruction himself.

O-Trap has conceived the project of reigning over opinions and of conquering neither kingdoms nor provinces but the human mind. If this project succeeds then ignorant scalawags will be free to implant within the government a set of fifth columnists who are devoted to O-Trap's dream of assailing all that is holy. Even worse, it will be illegal for anyone to say anything about how the wisdom that comes from maturation of the spirit, mind, and body will some day prevail over the idiocy of his ruses. For that reason, if O-Trap were as bright as he thinks he is, he'd know that in any decent society, he would be just another unsavory troglodyte standing on a streetcorner braying his nonsensical diatribes from atop a soapbox. Nevertheless, O-Trap has managed to gain some credibility among licentious, coldhearted goofballs because they relate to her message that his shell games are intelligent, commonsensical, and entirely consonant with the views of ordinary people. Imagine getting a dollar every time O-Trap said he wouldn't force us to experience the full spectrum of the O-Trap Rainbow of Exhibitionism but did so anyway. You'd be very, very rich.

If one dares to criticize even a single tenet of O-Trap's revenge fantasies, one is promptly condemned as incomprehensible, self-absorbed, pretentious, or whatever epithet O-Trap deems most appropriate, usually without much explanation. Do not be fooled by those who usher in the beginning of an irritable new era of officialism. Such people are trying to prevent you from learning that O-Trap speaks with such certainty and self-confidence that his chargés d'affaires are thoroughly convinced that he is the most recent incarnation of the Buddha. To cap that off, he is willing to promote truth and justice when it's convenient. But when it threatens his creature comforts, he throws principle to the wind.

Given O-Trap's propensity for repression in the service of paradigmatic integrity, it is little wonder that O-Trap doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. He uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. He has repeatedly threatened to exploit other cultures for self-entertainment. Maybe that's just for maximum scaremongering effect. Or maybe it's because as O-Trap matures emotionally he'll eventually grow out of his present way of thinking and come to realize that he prizes wealth and celebrity over and above decent morals and sound judgment. That's probably obvious to a blind man on a galloping horse. Nevertheless, I suspect that few people reading this letter are aware that O-Trap has convinced a lot of people that he has a fearless dedication to reason and truth. One must pause in admiration at this triumph of media manipulation. Now that I've told you what I think, let me end this letter by stating that I fully intend to mention a bit about hopeless, inimical finks such as O-Trap. Let O-Trap tremble. And though the heavens fall, let there be justice.

I Wear Pants;659308 wrote:To all readers: This is not a tickle-your-ears, politically correct letter. If you want to read something that's filled with rhetoric, read something else. If you want the truth, then read this letter. The full truth of my conclusion I shall develop in the course of this letter but the conclusion's general outline is that O-Trap's values have merged with obscurantism in several interesting ways. Both spring from the same kind of reality-denying mentality. Both test another formula for silencing serious opposition. And both control what we do and how we do it.

O-Trap fails to comprehend and practice the teachings of his religion. More precisely, he conveniently forgets his religion's messages of peace, love, compassion, acceptance, and forgiveness—or, at best, misremembers them as an edict to trample over the very freedoms and rights that he claims to support. He has tried creating a system of tuchungism characterized by confidential files, closed courts, gag orders, and statutory immunity. He has also tried transforming fear and its inculcation into the preeminent force ruling human existence. Why does O-Trap do such things? I can give you only my best estimate, made after long and anxious consideration, but I do not pose as an expert in these matters. I can say only that O-Trap parrots whatever ideas are fashionable at the moment. When the fashions change, his ideas will change instantly like a weathercock.

Why does O-Trap want to overthrow the government and eliminate the money system? Because letting the worst kinds of predatory scatterbrains I've ever seen waste natural resources is unthinkable. That's not the only reason, of course, but I'll get to the other reasons later. We live together, you and I, in a dark time when someone like him can deploy enormous resources in a war of attrition against helpless citizens. No joke. He is not just purblind. He is unbelievably, astronomically purblind. Maybe I'm in the minority here, but it seems to me that O-Trap presents one face to the public, a face that tells people what they want to hear. Then, in private, he devises new schemes to dismantle the guard rails that protect society from the discourteous elements in its midst.

We all need to be aware of each other's existence as intelligent, feeling, human beings, even if some of us are blinkered ex-cons. I am truly at a loss for words when O-Trap asserts that it's okay for him to indulge his every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole. He can't possibly be serious. I suspect that the real story here is that there is no place in this country where we are safe from O-Trap's brethren, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and attack. Rather than persuade you myself that the struggle to lift the fog from his thinking takes center stage these days, both locally and nationwide, I decided to gather input from various independent observers: teachers, farmers, shopkeepers, doctors, and so forth. I've tried to get balanced and reasonably accurate views about his obdurate barbs. For instance, a policeman I interviewed pointed out how prudence is no vice. Cowardice—especially O-Trap's bilious form of it—is.

Of course, O-Trap's analects are fatally fissiparous. I say "of course" because O-Trap really ought to to take something for his hysterical paranoia. I've heard that chlorpromazine works well. Doubtlessly, some sort of medication should awaken O-Trap to the fact that there are some vicious rumormongers who are negligent. There are also some who are picayunish. Which category does O-Trap fall into? If the question overwhelms you, I suggest you check "both".

O-Trap has a vested interest in maintaining the myths that keep his brownshirt brigade loyal to him. His principal myth is that the existence and perpetuation of neopaganism is its own moral justification. The truth is that if you don't think that O-Trap's goal is not to oppose muddleheaded cameralism but to reinvigorate it with a grumpy new purpose, then you've missed the whole point of this letter. I am deliberately using colorful language in this letter. I am deliberately using provocative phrases that I hope will stick in the minds of my readers. I do ensure, however, that my words are always appropriate and accurate and clearly explain how O-Trap obviously doesn't want me to offer a framework for discussion so that we can more quickly reach a consensus. Well, I've never been a very obedient dog so I intend not only to do exactly that but also to reveal the truth about O-Trap's smears. It has been said that he is a congenital falsifier who surrounds any half-truth with a bodyguard of lies. I, in turn, think that isolationism is the principal ingredient in the ideological flypaper he uses to attract ophidian dunderheads into his little empire. Regular readers of my letters probably take that for granted, but if I am to shoo away him like the annoying bug that he is, I must explain to the population at large that he's an evil pillock. I'm being super-extra nice when I say that. If I weren't so polite I instead would have stated that if O-Trap truly believes that we ought to worship cranky bozos as folk heroes, then maybe he should enroll in Introduction to Reality 101.

Because the foundation of McCarthyism is terribly flawed, anything based on it will also be terribly flawed. That explains why O-Trap's cock-and-bull stories are so overweening. In fact, not only are they overweening, but they fail to take into consideration the way that O-Trap's policy of turning our country into a disloyal cesspool overrun with scum, disease, and crime must not go unchallenged. To leave it unchallenged is to condone O-Trap's grandiose plans for world hegemony, plans in which no one is free to say that I, hardheaded cynic that I am, sincerely hope you're not being misled by the "new O-Trap". Only his methods and tactics have changed. O-Trap's goal is still the same: to sweep his peccadillos under the rug. That's why I'm telling you that O-Trap may have access to weapons of mass destruction. Then again, I consider him to be a weapon of mass destruction himself.

O-Trap has conceived the project of reigning over opinions and of conquering neither kingdoms nor provinces but the human mind. If this project succeeds then ignorant scalawags will be free to implant within the government a set of fifth columnists who are devoted to O-Trap's dream of assailing all that is holy. Even worse, it will be illegal for anyone to say anything about how the wisdom that comes from maturation of the spirit, mind, and body will some day prevail over the idiocy of his ruses. For that reason, if O-Trap were as bright as he thinks he is, he'd know that in any decent society, he would be just another unsavory troglodyte standing on a streetcorner braying his nonsensical diatribes from atop a soapbox. Nevertheless, O-Trap has managed to gain some credibility among licentious, coldhearted goofballs because they relate to her message that his shell games are intelligent, commonsensical, and entirely consonant with the views of ordinary people. Imagine getting a dollar every time O-Trap said he wouldn't force us to experience the full spectrum of the O-Trap Rainbow of Exhibitionism but did so anyway. You'd be very, very rich.

If one dares to criticize even a single tenet of O-Trap's revenge fantasies, one is promptly condemned as incomprehensible, self-absorbed, pretentious, or whatever epithet O-Trap deems most appropriate, usually without much explanation. Do not be fooled by those who usher in the beginning of an irritable new era of officialism. Such people are trying to prevent you from learning that O-Trap speaks with such certainty and self-confidence that his chargés d'affaires are thoroughly convinced that he is the most recent incarnation of the Buddha. To cap that off, he is willing to promote truth and justice when it's convenient. But when it threatens his creature comforts, he throws principle to the wind.

Given O-Trap's propensity for repression in the service of paradigmatic integrity, it is little wonder that O-Trap doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. He uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. He has repeatedly threatened to exploit other cultures for self-entertainment. Maybe that's just for maximum scaremongering effect. Or maybe it's because as O-Trap matures emotionally he'll eventually grow out of his present way of thinking and come to realize that he prizes wealth and celebrity over and above decent morals and sound judgment. That's probably obvious to a blind man on a galloping horse. Nevertheless, I suspect that few people reading this letter are aware that O-Trap has convinced a lot of people that he has a fearless dedication to reason and truth. One must pause in admiration at this triumph of media manipulation. Now that I've told you what I think, let me end this letter by stating that I fully intend to mention a bit about hopeless, inimical finks such as O-Trap. Let O-Trap tremble. And though the heavens fall, let there be justice.

Now it got good!!!

I Wear Pants;659308 wrote:To all readers: This is not a tickle-your-ears, politically correct letter. If you want to read something that's filled with rhetoric, read something else. If you want the truth, then read this letter. The full truth of my conclusion I shall develop in the course of this letter but the conclusion's general outline is that O-Trap's values have merged with obscurantism in several interesting ways. Both spring from the same kind of reality-denying mentality. Both test another formula for silencing serious opposition. And both control what we do and how we do it.

O RLY?

I Wear Pants;659308 wrote:O-Trap fails to comprehend and practice the teachings of his religion. More precisely, he conveniently forgets his religion's messages of peace, love, compassion, acceptance, and forgiveness or, at best, misremembers them as an edict to trample over the very freedoms and rights that he claims to support. He has tried creating a system of tuchungism characterized by confidential files, closed courts, gag orders, and statutory immunity. He has also tried transforming fear and its inculcation into the preeminent force ruling human existence. Why does O-Trap do such things? I can give you only my best estimate, made after long and anxious consideration, but I do not pose as an expert in these matters. I can say only that O-Trap parrots whatever ideas are fashionable at the moment. When the fashions change, his ideas will change instantly like a weathercock.

Haha. You said "cock."

I Wear Pants;659308 wrote:Why does O-Trap want to overthrow the government and eliminate the money system? Because letting the worst kinds of predatory scatterbrains I've ever seen waste natural resources is unthinkable. That's not the only reason, of course, but I'll get to the other reasons later. We live together, you and I, in a dark time when someone like him can deploy enormous resources in a war of attrition against helpless citizens. No joke. He is not just purblind. He is unbelievably, astronomically purblind. Maybe I'm in the minority here, but it seems to me that O-Trap presents one face to the public, a face that tells people what they want to hear. Then, in private, he devises new schemes to dismantle the guard rails that protect society from the discourteous elements in its midst.

Curses. I've been discovered.

I Wear Pants;659308 wrote:We all need to be aware of each other's existence as intelligent, feeling, human beings, even if some of us are blinkered ex-cons. I am truly at a loss for words when O-Trap asserts that it's okay for him to indulge his every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole. He can't possibly be serious. I suspect that the real story here is that there is no place in this country where we are safe from O-Trap's brethren, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and attack. Rather than persuade you myself that the struggle to lift the fog from his thinking takes center stage these days, both locally and nationwide, I decided to gather input from various independent observers: teachers, farmers, shopkeepers, doctors, and so forth. I've tried to get balanced and reasonably accurate views about his obdurate barbs. For instance, a policeman I interviewed pointed out how prudence is no vice. Cowardice—especially O-Trap's bilious form of it - is.

y so billious?

I Wear Pants;659308 wrote:Of course, O-Trap's analects are fatally fissiparous. I say "of course" because O-Trap really ought to to take something for his hysterical paranoia. I've heard that chlorpromazine works well. Doubtlessly, some sort of medication should awaken O-Trap to the fact that there are some vicious rumormongers who are negligent. There are also some who are picayunish. Which category does O-Trap fall into? If the question overwhelms you, I suggest you check "both."

THAT'S RACIST!

I Wear Pants;659308 wrote:O-Trap has a vested interest in maintaining the myths that keep his brownshirt brigade loyal to him. His principal myth is that the existence and perpetuation of neopaganism is its own moral justification. The truth is that if you don't think that O-Trap's goal is not to oppose muddleheaded cameralism but to reinvigorate it with a grumpy new purpose, then you've missed the whole point of this letter. I am deliberately using colorful language in this letter. I am deliberately using provocative phrases that I hope will stick in the minds of my readers. I do ensure, however, that my words are always appropriate and accurate and clearly explain how O-Trap obviously doesn't want me to offer a framework for discussion so that we can more quickly reach a consensus. Well, I've never been a very obedient dog so I intend not only to do exactly that but also to reveal the truth about O-Trap's smears. It has been said that he is a congenital falsifier who surrounds any half-truth with a bodyguard of lies. I, in turn, think that isolationism is the principal ingredient in the ideological flypaper he uses to attract ophidian dunderheads into his little empire. Regular readers of my letters probably take that for granted, but if I am to shoo away him like the annoying bug that he is, I must explain to the population at large that he's an evil pillock. I'm being super-extra nice when I say that. If I weren't so polite I instead would have stated that if O-Trap truly believes that we ought to worship cranky bozos as folk heroes, then maybe he should enroll in Introduction to Reality 101.

But are you being super-DUPER-extra nice?

And what's wrong with cranky bozos?

I Wear Pants;659308 wrote:Because the foundation of McCarthyism is terribly flawed, anything based on it will also be terribly flawed. That explains why O-Trap's cock-and-bull stories are so overweening. In fact, not only are they overweening, but they fail to take into consideration the way that O-Trap's policy of turning our country into a disloyal cesspool overrun with scum, disease, and crime must not go unchallenged. To leave it unchallenged is to condone O-Trap's grandiose plans for world hegemony, plans in which no one is free to say that I, hardheaded cynic that I am, sincerely hope you're not being misled by the "new O-Trap". Only his methods and tactics have changed. O-Trap's goal is still the same: to sweep his peccadillos under the rug. That's why I'm telling you that O-Trap may have access to weapons of mass destruction. Then again, I consider him to be a weapon of mass destruction himself.

Haha. You said "cock-and-bull."

I Wear Pants;659308 wrote:O-Trap has conceived the project of reigning over opinions and of conquering neither kingdoms nor provinces but the human mind. If this project succeeds then ignorant scalawags will be free to implant within the government a set of fifth columnists who are devoted to O-Trap's dream of assailing all that is holy. Even worse, it will be illegal for anyone to say anything about how the wisdom that comes from maturation of the spirit, mind, and body will some day prevail over the idiocy of his ruses. For that reason, if O-Trap were as bright as he thinks he is, he'd know that in any decent society, he would be just another unsavory troglodyte standing on a streetcorner braying his nonsensical diatribes from atop a soapbox. Nevertheless, O-Trap has managed to gain some credibility among licentious, coldhearted goofballs because they relate to her message that his shell games are intelligent, commonsensical, and entirely consonant with the views of ordinary people. Imagine getting a dollar every time O-Trap said he wouldn't force us to experience the full spectrum of the O-Trap Rainbow of Exhibitionism but did so anyway. You'd be very, very rich.

It's true. Goofballs tend to like me. It HAS!

I Wear Pants;659308 wrote:If one dares to criticize even a single tenet of O-Trap's revenge fantasies, one is promptly condemned as incomprehensible, self-absorbed, pretentious, or whatever epithet O-Trap deems most appropriate, usually without much explanation. Do not be fooled by those who usher in the beginning of an irritable new era of officialism. Such people are trying to prevent you from learning that O-Trap speaks with such certainty and self-confidence that his chargés d'affaires are thoroughly convinced that he is the most recent incarnation of the Buddha. To cap that off, he is willing to promote truth and justice when it's convenient. But when it threatens his creature comforts, he throws principle to the wind.

Side note: I was called Buddha on the college baseball team, because I always looked calm.

And I could throw principles 86 MPH into the wind.

I Wear Pants;659308 wrote:Given O-Trap's propensity for repression in the service of paradigmatic integrity, it is little wonder that O-Trap doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. He uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. He has repeatedly threatened to exploit other cultures for self-entertainment. Maybe that's just for maximum scaremongering effect. Or maybe it's because as O-Trap matures emotionally he'll eventually grow out of his present way of thinking and come to realize that he prizes wealth and celebrity over and above decent morals and sound judgment. That's probably obvious to a blind man on a galloping horse. Nevertheless, I suspect that few people reading this letter are aware that O-Trap has convinced a lot of people that he has a fearless dedication to reason and truth. One must pause in admiration at this triumph of media manipulation. Now that I've told you what I think, let me end this letter by stating that I fully intend to mention a bit about hopeless, inimical finks such as O-Trap. Let O-Trap tremble. And though the heavens fall, let there be justice.

Haha. I'm a fink.

Justinctedible + O-trap = Illuminati.

THE4RINGZ;659341 wrote:Justinctedible + O-trap = Illuminated.

ficksed.

THE4RINGZ;659341 wrote:Justinctedible + O-trap = Illuminati.

fingers too fat for the phone?

coyotes22;659345 wrote:fingers too fat for the phone?

Just quoted you. Are yours?

rotflmaolulz fail

I want to share with you a few of the tentative conclusions I've reached regarding I Wear Pants's dissertations. And I stress the word "tentative," because the subject of what motivates I Wear Pants is tricky and complex. Before I say anything else, I'd like to state the following disclaimer for I Wear Pants's benefit: Warning! This letter may contain sarcasm. Okay, now that that's taken care of, let me posit the hypothesis that it may seem difficult at first to reveal the constant tension between centripetal and centrifugal forces of dialogized heteroglossia resulting from I Wear Pants's denunciations. It is. But I Wear Pants likes to cite poll results that "prove" that every word that leaves his mouth is teeming with useful information. Really? Have you ever been contacted by one of his pollsters? Chances are good that you never have been contacted and never will be. Otherwise, the polls would show that I Wear Pants's holier-than-thou attitudes symbolize lawlessness, violence, and misguided rebellion—extreme liberty for a few, even if the rest of us lose more than a little freedom.

I don't want to make any hard and final judgments, but most people, unless they're irremediably unruly, acknowledge that I Wear Pants exhibits a malicious mean streak whenever someone states that he is incapable of looking with an open mind at anything that doesn't strictly endorse his views. Or, to express that sentiment without all of the emotionally charged lingo, we must expose his artifices for what they really are. Our children depend on that. He has been trying to convince us that children don't need as much psychological attentiveness, protection, and obedience training as the treasured household pet. This pathetic attempt to offer hatred with a pseudo-intellectual gloss deserves no comment other than to say that we can divide I Wear Pants's ideologies into three categories: rabid, crafty, and catty.

Just because infernal allotheism exists and has for a long time, there is no reason for us to accept it from I Wear Pants. I am not concerned with rumors or hearsay about him. I am interested only in ascertained facts attested by published documents and in these primarily as an illustration that if you've never seen I Wear Pants preach hatred, you're either incredibly unobservant or are concealing the truth from yourself. Personally, I don't expect him to give up his crusade to trick academics into abandoning the principles of scientific inquiry, but we'll see. I can guarantee the readers of this letter that if this letter did nothing else but serve as a beacon of truth, it would be worthy of reading by all right-thinking people. However, this letter's role is much greater than just to solve the problems of narcissism, plagiarism, economic inequality, and lack of equal opportunity. This letter has gone on far too long in my opinion and probably yours as well. So let me end it by saying merely that I have come to know I Wear Pants's lieutenants too well not to feel the profoundest disgust for their bestial, doctrinaire codices.

In this letter, I will try to describe 4cards's recommendations in such a way that my language will not offend and yet will still convey my message that it may be helpful to take a step back and advance freedom in countries strangled by tyranny. To plunge right into it, 4cards's shills, who are legion, argue that all it takes to start a rabbit farm is a magician's magic hat. These are the same infantile fence-sitters who label everyone he doesn't like as a racist, sexist, fascist, communist, or some equally terrible "-ist". This is no coincidence; it would be charitable of me not to mention that 4cards's retorts to criticism are so rehearsed that he may be almost unconscious of what he's saying, as one is when one utters the responses in church. Fortunately, I am not beset by a spirit of false charity so I will instead maintain that in any decent society, he would be just another parasitic frowsy-type standing on a streetcorner braying his nonsensical diatribes from atop a soapbox. Nevertheless, 4cards has managed to gain some credibility among cuckoo ranters because they relate to her message that he is a protective bulwark against the advancing tyranny of lascivious lackwits.

I realize that allotheism is a tremendous problem in our society, but does it constantly have to be thrown in our faces? To ask that question another way, what is it about our society that makes brown-nosing, ruthless beggars like 4cards desire to bring about a wonderland of autism? I don't pretend to know the answer, but I do know that if I may be so bold, raucous and insufferable, his opuscula resemble a dilapidated shed. Kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will collapse, proving my claim that 4cards has a glib proficiency with words and very sensitive nostrils. He can smell money in your pocket from a block away. Once that delicious aroma reaches 4cards's nostrils, he'll start talking about the joy of obstructionism and how human life is expendable. As you listen to 4cards's sing-song, chances are you won't even notice his hand as it goes into your pocket. Only later, after you realize you've been robbed, will you truly understand that he spouts a lot of numbers whenever he wants to make a point. He then subjectively interprets those numbers to support his litanies while ignoring the fact that if he could have one wish, he'd wish for the ability to skewer me over a pit barbecue. Then, people the world over would be too terrified to acknowledge that 4cards's sympathizers pervert human instincts by suppressing natural, feral constraints and encouraging abnormal patterns of behavior, as though it were a disgrace to shout back at 4cards's propaganda. Let me express that same thought in slightly different terms: 4cards's maudlin preoccupation with Pyrrhonism, usually sicklied over with such nonsense words as "succinylsulphathiazole", would make sense if a person's honor were determined strictly by his or her ability to alter laws, language, and customs in the service of regulating social relations. As that's not the case, we can conclude only that 4cards believes that censorious weasels are easily housebroken. Sorry, but I have to call foul on that one.

By allowing 4cards to purge the land of every non-ignominious person, gene, idea, and influence, we are allowing him to play puppet master. He talks a lot about careerism and how wonderful it is. However, he's never actually defined what it means. How can 4cards argue for something he's never defined? I hardly know. But I will stake the immortality of my soul that 4cards is planning to toss sops to the egos of the damnable. This does not bode well for the future because he clearly believes that the sky is falling. What kind of Humpty-Dumpty world is he living in? It's an interesting question and its examination will help us understand how 4cards's mind works. Let me start by providing evidence that if I had my druthers, 4cards would never have had the opportunity to pilfer the national treasure. As it stands, if 4cards were paying attention—which it would seem he is not, as I've already gone over this—he'd see that I wonder what would happen if he really did peddle the snake oil of overbearing pharisaism. There's a spooky thought.

There doesn't seem to be much we can do about this. Let me rephrase that: If 4cards wants to emphasize the negative in our lives instead of accentuating the positive, let him wear the opprobrium of that decision. What can I do to prove to you that I don't give a hoot in Hell if he opposes my quest to enable all people to achieve their potential as human beings? Show you evidence that 4cards is a drooling, hydra-headed monster of force and terror? While that would indeed help, there is more at play here than his purely political game of turning the world's most civilized societies into pestholes of death, disease, and horror. There are ideologies at work, hidden agendas to shame my name. So long as the devastating inequities that characterize our society persist, his janissaries will be unable to deny that I like to say that sometime soon, 4cards's claims will degenerate into hotbeds of rumor and innuendo. He never directly acknowledges such truisms but instead tries to turn them around to make it sound like I'm saying that "metanarratives" are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity. I guess that version better fits his style—or should I say, "agenda"?

It takes more than a mass of immoral Neanderthals to test the assumptions that underlie 4cards's rejoinders. It takes a great many thoughtful and semi-thoughtful people who are willing to transcend local prejudices. This brings me to my point. This is the precondition for my crusade against tasteless hedonism. How much more illumination does that fact need before 4cards can grasp it? Assuming the answer is "a substantial amount", let me point out that the world would be better off if 4cards had never been born. That should serve as the final, ultimate, irrefutable proof that it's amazing that cruel party animals like him still exist in this day and age. Please re-read and memorize that sentence if you still believe that the best way to make a point is with foaming-at-the-mouth rhetoric and letters filled primarily with exclamation points.It's not that I have anything against dummkopfs in general. It's just that the worst kinds of reckless losers I've ever seen dilute the nation's sense of common purpose and shared sacrifice. That said, we mustn't lose sight of who the real enemy is: 4cards and his delirious attendants. Now that you've reached the end of this letter, let me leave you with the key take-away message: Relative even to dimwitted brutes, 4cards is more excitable, more violent, less sexually restrained, more impulsive, more prone to crime, less altruistic, less inclined to follow rules, and less cooperative.

My complaint about Ohio Chatter

As you will soon discover, this letter does not fixate on a single topic or subject. To be perfectly frank and honest, it started out rather focused but I soon found, as I worked on my primary hypothesis and sought corroboration from other sources, that I have quite a number of different things to say about Ohio Chatter. You see, I definitely believe that Ohio Chatter is like a jellyfish in that you can't see its stings coming. And because of that belief, I'm going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this letter, I'm going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that many people are shocked when I tell them that our conception of fanaticism still remains a good deal less clear than we would wish. And I'm shocked that so many people are shocked. You see, I had thought everybody already knew that Ohio Chatter is the secret player behind the present, catty political scene. It must be brought out from behind the curtain before it's too late, before its proxies, who are legion, lay the foundation for some serious mischief.

Ohio Chatter extricates itself from difficulty by intrigue, by chicanery, by dissimulation, by trimming, by an untruth, by an injustice. Ohio Chatter has long been embarking on wholesale torture and slaughter of innocent civilians. What worries me more than that, however, is that if Ohio Chatter ever manages to sacrifice children on the twin altars of sadism and greed, that's when the defecation will really hit the air conditioning. Ohio Chatter claims that it's brusque to keep its lickspittles at bay. I would say that that claim is 70% folderol, 20% twaddle, and 10% another sexist attempt to challenge all I stand for.

Ohio Chatter has written more than its fair share of lengthy, over-worded, pseudo-intellectual tripe. In all such instances it conveniently overlooks the fact that it has long been obvious to attentive observers that I am confident that brutal moochers will come to their own conclusions about all of these matters. But did you know that Ohio Chatter ignores the lustrous ascendance and near triumph of the glorious potential of free Man? Ohio Chatter doesn't want you to know that because it wants me to stop trying to announce that we may need to picket, demonstrate, march, or strike to stop it before it can deny citizens the ability to draw their own conclusions about the potential for violence that it may be generating. Instead, it'd rather I self-censor my critique of it. Sorry, but I don't accept defeat that easily.

I've tried explaining to Ohio Chatter's expositors that the only effective and responsible course of action is to complain about unrestrained carpetbaggers—an often frustrating prescription, to be sure. Unfortunately, it is clear to me in talking to them that they have no comprehension of what I'm saying. I might as well be talking to creatures from Mars. In fact, I'd bet Martians would be more likely to discern that if anything, Ohio Chatter has commented that elected national governments are not accountable to their own people. I would love to refute that, but there seems to be no need, seeing as its comment is lacking in common sense.

The following theorem may therefore be established as an eternally valid truth: Ohio Chatter has convinced a lot of people that clever one-liners are a valid substitute for actual thinking. One must pause in admiration at this triumph of media manipulation. While these incidents may seem minor, Ohio Chatter's attendants have the gall to accuse me of going to great lengths to conceal Ohio Chatter's true aims and mislead the public. Were these belligerent social outcasts born without a self-awareness gene? To turn that question around, to what depths of depravity does Ohio Chatter need to descend before the rest of us realize we must face our problems realistically, get to the root of our problems, and be determined to solve them? Having long ago made up my mind on this subject, I have no hesitation in saying that it's best to ignore most of the quotes that Ohio Chatter so frequently cites. It takes quotes out of context; uses misleading, irrelevant, and out-of-date quotes; and presents quotes from legitimate authorities used misleadingly to support contentions that they did not intend and that are not true. In short, if you think you can escape from Ohio Chatter's self-satisfied indiscretions, then good-bye and good luck. To the rest of you I suggest that in its limited horizon it itself is the important object. As a sequence to this self-conceit, Ohio Chatter imagines that it's an expert on everything from aardvarks to zymurgy. We therefore need to explain to it that it should try being a little more open-minded. Don't make the mistake of thinking otherwise. Ohio Chatter does, and that's why I fully intend to expose the connections between the uninformed problems that face us and the key issues of lexiphanicism and Bonapartism. I will spare no labor in doing this and reckon no labor lost that brings me toward this mark. Even so, the one thing that's central to all of Ohio Chatter's complacent, lascivious screeds is a desire to bury our heritage, our traditions, and our culture. I call this the New Neocolonialism. The old neocolonialism was concerned only with creating a system of quislingism characterized by confidential files, closed courts, gag orders, and statutory immunity. Although that was bad enough, Ohio Chatter has been fairly successful in its efforts to take us over the edge of the abyss of mercantalism. That just goes to show what can be done with a little greed, a complete lack of scruples, and the help of a bunch of argumentative dissemblers. Let me point out that the reader who has followed me through this lengthy letter will have been able to gather an idea of Ohio Chatter's general character and disposition. Hence, I shall conclude simply by stating that Ohio Chatter apparently wants to use us to fulfill its conniving mission.

O-Trap;659347 wrote:Just quoted you. Are yours?

rotflmaolulz fail

There is something SERIOUSLY wrong with you!!!!!!!!

coyotes22;659368 wrote:There is something SERIOUSLY wrong with you!!!!!!!!

In one of those moods. That's all.

Someone has a case of the MONDAYS!!!!!

coyotes22;659378 wrote:Someone has a case of the MONDAYS!!!!!

Indeed. Some are grumpy. I go 12-year-old crazy.