Wow, Snooki may be the most annoying girl on the planet. The arrogance for such a fat little troll is simply astounding.

Here's what I've heard today:
1) She has a book coming out, even while admitting she's only read two books in her life. It's not a biography or anything like that, but apparently a "novel" of some sorts. One can only imagine how awful that will be, even if a generous editor cleans up the grammatical errors.

2) Said she would not do Dancing with the Stars. Said it is for celebs who've fallen off the map and need a comeback. The Situation made a mistake going on.

Gawwwwd, can this girl's 15 minutes of fame end already? I look forward to the True Hollywood Story on E! 15 years from now when she's addicted to drugs and blown all her money and resorts to turning tricks for $5 a pop.

i heard vinny talking one time about living with his moms and he said most itialians live with their family til they get married

sportchampps;629460 wrote:i heard vinny talking one time about living with his moms and he said most itialians live with their family til they get married

Even then they only move across the street

old but classic

another classic

^^^^

some of the facial expressions just priceless

darbypitcher22;629647 wrote:^^^^

some of the facial expressions just priceless

I think I'd have some of the same in those scenes.

The guys don't actually seem that bad. Sure, on camera and with editing they are made to look like dbags, but some of it's an act. They actually seem pretty laid back and grounded for the most part, save the manwhoring. Or maybe a better way of putting it is the guys don't seem overtly stupid, well maybe Vinnie, but Snooki is dumber than shit and JWow is not far behind.

Excellence

gut;629760 wrote:The guys don't actually seem that bad. Sure, on camera and with editing they are made to look like dbags, but some of it's an act. They actually seem pretty laid back and grounded for the most part, save the manwhoring. Or maybe a better way of putting it is the guys don't seem overtly stupid, well maybe Vinnie, but Snooki is dumber than shit and JWow is not far behind.

I agree, except I think Vinnie is the smartest one out of the whole house. But there isn't one girl there that isn't a complete moron. Maybe Sammie, but she is crazy.

iclfan2;629837 wrote:I agree, except I think Vinnie is the smartest one out of the whole house. But there isn't one girl there that isn't a complete moron. Maybe Sammie, but she is crazy.

It's kind of funny because some of them sounded pretty successful before the show even started when I watched a Barbara Walters interview.

Ronnie did something with real estate
Jenni owned and ran her own graphic design/advertising company
Sam was a decent college student/soccer player
Pauly D was an accomplished DJ
Vinny was on his way to Law School

The only two that actually seemed retarded before entering the house were Mike and Snooki. I remember Snooki saying she was on an MTV show a few years ago (My Boyfriend Sucks or something like that) and she seemed the exact same way; a spoiled air head. She went by Nicole then and not Snooki.

I think it's a mix of having an on screen persona or act and being able to let loose and not give a shit about anything. For example, a lot of them probably couldn't/wouldn't be this crazy in their everyday lives, so they let loose and let their id take over instead of reasoning with their ego (Freud)

Pauly D is a straight cornball DJ, but he isn't bad technically. He has the exact same setup that I previously had and hes a 100 times better on it than I am/was. He plays clubs music/hip-hop....which isn't my style, but thats where the cash is at.

I work with a lot of people who commute from Jersey and I'd say 99% of them despise these idiots. I'm not a huge fan, but I will tune in occasionally, The Situation cracks me up. Hes a jackass, he knows it, and hes taking it all the way to the bank!

I had never watched this before last season in Miami.

I heard about a huge fight that happened on one of the shows and looked it up on YouTube.

I have been hooked ever since.

Speaking of Snooki, I cant help but not think about this every time I hear her name mentioned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcd2u2gejeY

iclfan2;629837 wrote:I agree, except I think Vinnie is the smartest one out of the whole house. But there isn't one girl there that isn't a complete moron. Maybe Sammie, but she is crazy.

That's a good point. Vinnie seems to be the one who makes a jackass of himself the least, other than defiling the house grenades.

I didn't think Sammie was that crazy or that big of a bitch (didn't see first season). Figured a lot was staged/edited. But after being with Ronnie since Miami and supposedly happy, the fact that she slugs him next week is concrete evidence she's a crazy bitch. Typical dumb drama-filled bitches that they show up months after the fact and are still catfighting.

Red Saul;629968 wrote:I had never watched this before last season in Miami.

I heard about a huge fight that happened on one of the shows and looked it up on YouTube.

I have been hooked ever since.

Speaking of Snooki, I cant help but not think about this every time I hear her name mentioned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcd2u2gejeY

I didn't know that was a teacher that hit her. I wonder if it was the same teacher that hooked up with students on this site?

Snooki and her friend are so dirty, you'd probably catch crabs just by using the same toilet seat.

Both will be 200+ with a mustache in about 10 years.

Little Danny;630358 wrote:Snooki and her friend are so dirty, you'd probably catch crabs just by using the same toilet seat.

Both will be 200+ with a mustache in about 10 years.

Their parents must be so proud.....On a related note, I wonder if Snooki is taking a cut from that girl's salary. Nice little windfall for your friend to get you on the show - I'm sure she doesn't get as much as the veterans but at least $5k, maybe $10k, per episode.

gut;630560 wrote:Their parents must be so proud.....On a related note, I wonder if Snooki is taking a cut from that girl's salary. Nice little windfall for your friend to get you on the show - I'm sure she doesn't get as much as the veterans but at least $5k, maybe $10k, per episode.

I was thinking the same thing. I saw mom and dad hugging their daughter, waiving good-bye...... they have to know their daughter is about to go on national TV and make a complete ass of herself, is going to become the guys in the house sperm depository and will become a laughing stock for the country.

Little Danny;630730 wrote:I was thinking the same thing. I saw mom and dad hugging their daughter, waiving good-bye...... they have to know their daughter is about to go on national TV and make a complete ass of herself, is going to become the guys in the house sperm depository and will become a laughing stock for the country.

True, but she's making a boatload of money....And if Snooki thinks she's a celeb, her parents are probably harboring the same delusion. After all, stupidity is hereditary.

If Pauly and Situation are still living at home, can you imagine some of the beasts their moms have woken up to see in the kitchen the next morning?

ccrunner609;631029 wrote:I watch as much as possible...its like a daily affirmation that my life decisions are all good.

You would think so, but their bank accounts say different.

I'm just saying. Look, they get paid millions of dollars because people like us watch them act like this. You could go to almost any college town and see a group of friends act like this.

I'm not saying that I would want to trade places with them or anything, but they didn't necessarily make wrong life choices; at least in this day and age. They're doing something right, if they are the most popular show in MTV history (FWIW)