A Christmas morning visit from religious crazies...

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BRF
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Dec 27, 2010 8:44pm
THE4RINGZ;615168 wrote:You would have given them some Red Rider apparel and wished then a Merry Christmas?

Annnggghhh! Wrong!

Maybe show them the HUGE pic you posted? Ha ha ha and Ho ho ho!
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Con_Alma
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Dec 27, 2010 9:00pm
Apple juice is too sweet in the morning.
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O-Trap
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Dec 27, 2010 9:01pm
justincredible;615147 wrote:Apparently this story is too unbelievable for skyhook that he brought it up in another thread. I'm not sure how my bro-in-law drinking apple juice makes it a BS story but apparently I need therapy. Anyone have any good therapists they can recommend?

Link? I'm feeling compelled to troll.
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BRF
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Dec 27, 2010 9:27pm
Skyhook79;613576 wrote:Ditto. Who answers the door with a pint of apple juice in their hand?

Sir, I will have you know that the founder of this Major League site is a former National Spelling Bee moderator who got to meet Erin Andrews!

So you need to stand down,.....IMO, of course.

(BTW, Justin, next time you want to post a pic of yourself, run it by me...or belly!) ;-) and ho ho ho!
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Skyhook79
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Dec 27, 2010 9:31pm
BRF;615221 wrote:Sir, I will have you know that the founder of this Major League site is a former National Spelling Bee moderator who got to meet Erin Andrews!

So you need to stand down,.....IMO, of course.

(BTW, Justin, next time you want to post a pic of yourself, run it by me...or belly!) ;-) and ho ho ho!


I would have been impressed if it were Halle Berry. Since it wasn't I'm not.
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wes_mantooth
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Dec 27, 2010 9:35pm
dwccrew;614338 wrote:Dorothy Mantooth is a religious old bitch.

Bite your tongue dwc!
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justincredible
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Dec 27, 2010 10:19pm
Skyhook79;615224 wrote:I would have been impressed if it were Halle Berry. Since it wasn't I'm not.

Do you know a good therapist?
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Go_Fast_Sports
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Dec 27, 2010 10:50pm
THE4RINGZ;613142 wrote:I usually grab a Sharpie and draw a swastika on my forehead before answering the door. It is usually an outward sign that we don't take kindly to their visits

LOL!
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Heretic
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Dec 28, 2010 12:55am
BRF;615163 wrote:I'll bet that Heretic knows what BRF would have done if someone showed up at his door on Christmas morning (and NOT holding a glass of apple juice)! Ha ha (in advance)!

Actually, the nerve, I tell ya, the nerve (in my best Rodney Dangerfield)!

All I know is that you can be assured that I'll NEVER show up at your door on Christmas morning. There's enough implied menace in this post that I'm getting these "IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!" visions.
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Sonofanump
Dec 28, 2010 3:39pm
justincredible;615262 wrote:Do you know a good therapist?

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justincredible
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Dec 28, 2010 3:40pm

If I wanted an analrapist I'd just visit mantooth.
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Sonofanump
Dec 28, 2010 3:40pm
Fuck, I tried to quote and inbed the image at the same time!
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Sonofanump
Dec 28, 2010 3:41pm