Your old lady or....

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Be Nice
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Dec 25, 2010 7:07pm
^loser
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Speedofsand
Posts: 5,529
Dec 25, 2010 7:18pm
got her a ring and earrings, matching diamond and sapphire set, yellow 14k. Her Bday is Sept. (sapphire).
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killdeer
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Dec 26, 2010 1:44am
nothing specific now.....


have reserved and planned a trip to Aruba in March.
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slingshot4ever
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Dec 26, 2010 9:20am
iPod shuffle, how to train a dragon and despicable me blu-ray, gift card for one hour massage, gift card to buy some books for her e-reader
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HeathAlum21
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Dec 26, 2010 1:51pm
#1DBag;613184 wrote:To all you fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps

1. Cut a hole in box
2. Put your junk in that box
3. Make her open the box

And that's the way you do it!

I laughed...Dick in a box.
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enigmaax
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Dec 26, 2010 8:43pm
Some semi-fancy Kodak camera with enhanced zoom and shutter speed or whatever, to take sports action shots of the kids
That fucking retarded Eclipse movie
Set of beer glasses with her damn favorite team logo (WVU)
Some sex fantasy knee high socks for her to wear and me to enjoy (call me the anti-Rex Ryan...I want those feet covered)
Gloves or something
A good, rough vag pounding (her with the socks on)
Finishing it off with a couple tattoos this week - designed a couple star logos with the kids names that she's getting on her shoulders/back (and will likely top that off with a good, rough vag pounding because I totally love back-covered tattoo sluts)
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Be Nice
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Dec 27, 2010 11:35am
^lucky lady. Where's your trailor park located in West Virginia?
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enigmaax
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Dec 27, 2010 12:02pm
Be Nice;614584 wrote:^lucky lady. Where's your trailor park located in West Virginia?

Ha ha...funny the guy making dumb jokes can't spell "trailer".
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rmolin73
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Dec 27, 2010 2:47pm
enigmaxx I found that funny as well. Mine diamond earrings and a bracelet to match, Victoria Secrets Lingerie (she said I bought this for myself), and perfume.