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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Dec 13, 2010 7:13 PM
Sherm, aren't you a comedian?
Dec 13, 2010 7:13pm
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sherm03

I go balls deep.

7,349 posts
Dec 13, 2010 7:16 PM
Thinthickbigred;599781 wrote:Sherm on his way to school...
I'm not black. And my helmet is silver, not blue.
ernest_t_bass;599785 wrote:Sherm, aren't you a comedian?

Yes.
Dec 13, 2010 7:16pm
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Belly35

Elderly Intellectual

9,716 posts
Dec 13, 2010 7:39 PM
ccrunner609;599417 wrote:So the famous person who had a teacher call a spade a spade is wrong? Sounds like these famous people that had teachers label them dumb or tell them tney werent smart did a great job and turned the kid around. A dose of honesty is what kids today dont get.
Very good point ...and you are right kids need a reality check and a hard lesson of what life is all about .... cut them from the team, have to try-out to become a member and just because you're smart and the work comes easy ...you are not the best nor worthy to be the idea student.... you dip wad

I know I found ways to over come my lack of reading/ grammar skills and my daughter also found ways to achieve ...
She would estimate the assignment and be two weeks ahead in her classes in high school 4.0 and in college she and two other friends shared their knowledge 3.8 GPA... One was good at English/ reading , the other sciences and my daughter at math....they helped and supported each other ..... She now has a Master Degree in Architecture.



Think this is spelled wrong ... UINERVTISY

I know my weakness and some of you like to make fun ( I’m good with that) bottom line however is I fail and I achieve but I never quite or give up…. I know who I am and what I can do and achieve …I just have to figure out how to get there….
Dec 13, 2010 7:39pm
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TBone14

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Dec 13, 2010 7:48 PM
Tigerfan00;599739 wrote:Is this a yes or no poll?

pls be hnoset
Dec 13, 2010 7:48pm
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Steel Valley Football

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4,548 posts
Dec 13, 2010 8:22 PM
sherm03;599777 wrote:Is that an example of a really funny joke? Because I didn't laugh...

No, I said I bang-banged your mom. I wasn't being funny.
Dec 13, 2010 8:22pm
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sherm03

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Dec 13, 2010 8:28 PM
Steel Valley Football;599889 wrote:No, I said I bang-banged your mom. I wasn't being funny.

Oh ok...do you recall when this happened? Was it a one night thing? Or was it ongoing? Can you remember the year?

I have a sister that doesn't look like the rest of us. Just trying to find out if you had something to do with that...
Dec 13, 2010 8:28pm
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genghis dong

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Dec 14, 2010 3:37 AM
Steel Valley Football;599889 wrote:No, I said I bang-banged your mom. I wasn't being funny.

Wow mom jokes? Are you in 5th grade?
Dec 14, 2010 3:37am
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Thinthickbigred

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Dec 14, 2010 9:23 AM
Iliketurtles;599733 wrote:+Infinity.

Just because you like turtles doesnt mean you should try to cross bread with them
Dec 14, 2010 9:23am
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Sonofanump

Dec 14, 2010 9:32 AM
Thinthickbigred;600398 wrote:Just because you like turtles doesnt mean you should try to cross bread with them

Turtles eat vegetation and plants, not bread.
Dec 14, 2010 9:32am
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Thinthickbigred

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Dec 14, 2010 9:45 AM
Sonofanump;600404 wrote:Turtles eat vegetation and plants, not bread.

breed is that correct.... I think they might eat bread though as well ...they eat anything I think ...and by the looks of that picture of his I think he was eating food out of the pet store
Dec 14, 2010 9:45am
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O-Trap

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Dec 14, 2010 10:00 AM
Firad;599702 wrote:No, can you read this?

¡ɟɟo ʞɔnɟ
Beat me to it.
Thinthickbigred;600398 wrote:Just because you like turtles doesnt mean you should try to cross bread with them

Dec 14, 2010 10:00am
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Steel Valley Football

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Dec 14, 2010 11:09 AM
sherm03;599896 wrote:Oh ok...do you recall when this happened? Was it a one night thing? Or was it ongoing? Can you remember the year?

I have a sister that doesn't look like the rest of us. Just trying to find out if you had something to do with that...


I can not help you there, Sherm. We swore to never mention it again. I only brought it up this once because I thought you should know......son.
Dec 14, 2010 11:09am
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Steel Valley Football

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Dec 14, 2010 11:09 AM
genghis dong;600295 wrote:Wow mom jokes? Are you in 5th grade?

You must've ducked and missed it.
Dec 14, 2010 11:09am
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Dec 14, 2010 12:00 PM
Steel Valley Football;600533 wrote:I can not help you there, Sherm. We swore to never mention it again. I only brought it up this once because I thought you should know......son.

So you are implying that I am your son? Well that would explain why I'm not like the man who raised me. See, he was a great guy who did everything he could to help his family. I've been told that I'm a fucking jackass douchebag that nobody likes. It makes sense now...I'm just like my old man.
Dec 14, 2010 12:00pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Dec 14, 2010 1:46 PM
I did the bang bang on your mom.
Dec 14, 2010 1:46pm
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sherm03

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Dec 14, 2010 3:23 PM
Steel Valley Football;600801 wrote:I did the bang bang on your mom.

According to you. But I asked my mom and she tells a different story. Apparently you two were at a bar together talking. A dude stepped in between you to order a drink at the bar, and brushed up against your leg. You immediately got a raging boner and shot your load thinking about banging the dude. My mom laughed at you, and then left.

So it looks like your story about doing "the bang bang on my mom" doesn't quite add up.
Dec 14, 2010 3:23pm
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Dec 14, 2010 4:49 PM
Curly J;599334 wrote:No I can't.

Should have just stopped right there.
Dec 14, 2010 4:49pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Dec 14, 2010 4:55 PM
sherm03;600899 wrote:According to you. But I asked my mom and she tells a different story. Apparently you two were at a bar together talking. A dude stepped in between you to order a drink at the bar, and brushed up against your leg. You immediately got a raging boner and shot your load thinking about banging the dude. My mom laughed at you, and then left.

So it looks like your story about doing "the bang bang on my mom" doesn't quite add up.

Seriously, you're a comedian?
Dec 14, 2010 4:55pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

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Dec 14, 2010 4:56 PM
sherm03;600622 wrote:So you are implying that I am your son? Well that would explain why I'm not like the man who raised me. See, he was a great guy who did everything he could to help his family. I've been told that I'm a fucking jackass douchebag that nobody likes. It makes sense now...I'm just like my old man.

Seriously, you're a comedian?
Dec 14, 2010 4:56pm
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sherm03

I go balls deep.

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Dec 14, 2010 4:57 PM
ernest_t_bass;600985 wrote:Seriously, you're a comedian?

Yes. Are you implying that I'm not funny?
Dec 14, 2010 4:57pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Dec 14, 2010 5:05 PM
Not only are you not funny, but you're a clueless cheesed!ck. Who responds to a mama joke like that? The whole point of mama jokes is that they're so dumb the only acceptable response is another mama joke. Wow.
Dec 14, 2010 5:05pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

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Dec 14, 2010 5:05 PM
sherm03;600989 wrote:Yes. Are you implying that I'm not funny?

Was expecting a little better material than a gay/boner joke.
Dec 14, 2010 5:05pm
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sherm03

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Dec 14, 2010 5:09 PM
Steel Valley Football;600999 wrote:Not only are you not funny, but you're a clueless cheesed!ck. Who responds to a mama joke like that? The whole point of mama jokes is that they're so dumb the only acceptable response is another mama joke. Wow.
Didn't see that chapter in the handbook. I'll check again. Thanks for the head's up.
ernest_t_bass;601001 wrote:Was expecting a little better material than a gay/boner joke.

If you want to pay me, I'll be funnier. Until then, I'll just keep entertaining myself.
Dec 14, 2010 5:09pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

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Dec 14, 2010 5:10 PM
sherm03;601007 wrote:I'll just keep entertaining myself.

Seems so.
Dec 14, 2010 5:10pm
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coyotes22

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Dec 14, 2010 5:11 PM
I think sherm is funny.
Dec 14, 2010 5:11pm