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Chelsea Handler goes nuts on Angelina Jolie

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Dec 7, 2010 7:25 AM

"She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to," Chelsea said. "I don't f**king believe you ... she gives interviews, 'I don't have a lot of female friends.' Cause you're a f**king c**t ... you're a f**king b***h."

Yeah, that goes without saying. Tell us something we don't know Chelsea lol!
But, that goes for Brad Pitt, too. Ya always lose them how you find them, the countdown is on for them.
Dec 7, 2010 7:25am
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Dec 7, 2010 7:31 AM
Chelsa Chandler is friends with Jennifer Aniston I believe. She was on her show the other day. This should come as no surprise.

Also, she is a home wrecker. Jennifer Aniston > Angelina Jolie.
Dec 7, 2010 7:31am
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Dec 7, 2010 7:43 AM
I was hoping to see a little girl on girl video here....
Dec 7, 2010 7:43am
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Dec 7, 2010 9:08 AM
Jolie has enough money and clout to adopt Handler if she wanted to. Jolie laughs at shit like this.
Dec 7, 2010 9:08am
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Dec 7, 2010 11:03 AM
Its still funny stuff.
Dec 7, 2010 11:03am
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Dec 7, 2010 11:30 AM
Ever think that maybe Jen Aniston isn't so wonderful either? I mean Brad Pitt chose to leave her ...
Dec 7, 2010 11:30am
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Dec 7, 2010 11:51 AM
Websurfinbird;591165 wrote:Ever think that maybe Jen Aniston isn't so wonderful either? I mean Brad Pitt chose to leave her ...

Excellant point! What's the old saying? No matter how fine a woman is, somewhere there is a man that is sick of her shit!!

Also I love Chelsea. I don't think she is smoking hot but IMO she would be a great time in bed!!
Dec 7, 2010 11:51am
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Dec 7, 2010 12:25 PM
Chelsea Handler just wishes she could be on Angelina Jolie's level of hotness.
Dec 7, 2010 12:25pm
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Dec 7, 2010 12:57 PM
handler's jealous. she looks like she got hit by a truck.
Dec 7, 2010 12:57pm
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Dec 7, 2010 1:03 PM
Early Cuyler;591223 wrote:Chelsea Handler just wishes she could be on Angelina Jolie's level of hotness.

You must mean basement level she's nasty but if you like chicks that make out with siblings and have got tagged by Billy Bob than have at her
Dec 7, 2010 1:03pm
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Dec 7, 2010 1:07 PM
Early Cuyler;591223 wrote:Chelsea Handler just wishes she could be on Angelina Jolie's level of hotness.
Dec 7, 2010 1:07pm
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Dec 7, 2010 1:33 PM
The stuff Handler was saying about Maddox was hilarious!!
Dec 7, 2010 1:33pm
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Dec 7, 2010 1:37 PM
My girl and I watch her show all the time, I think she is hillarious!
Dec 7, 2010 1:37pm
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Dec 7, 2010 5:35 PM
vball10set...I'd still pick the blond. Jolie's lips look like shit. Too damn big. They make her look like a clown plus look at the picture. That's one big ass cold sore staring back at us. No thanks.
Dec 7, 2010 5:35pm
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Dec 7, 2010 5:45 PM
What the hell is on Jolies lips? That is disgusting
Dec 7, 2010 5:45pm
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Dec 7, 2010 8:00 PM
1.) Aniston continuing to whine and take not so subtle shots at Pitt and Jolie 5 years later, as well as having 3+ relationships with other celebrities that all became tabloid fodder and ended in disaster, is giving a lot of evidence to the "she's an obsessive bitch and that's why Brad finally left her," theory.

2.) Is this the same Chelsea Handler who was sleeping with the President of E when she got her show.....on E?
Dec 7, 2010 8:00pm
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Dec 7, 2010 8:36 PM
^^^
1. Aniston finally realizing Brad is a two time wife cheating ass hole. Time to dump his ass. Decides to date (obviously none of ^^^2kools buds) different men. And who wouldn't....she looks mighty fine. Odviously not obsessive, because she did date others, not just one. Brad probably lusts for her this day. He is tired of being with clown lips and can't get a blow job because of the Herpes virus on Jolies lips.

2. Where's the proof?
Dec 7, 2010 8:36pm
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Dec 7, 2010 9:36 PM
Chelsea Handler is a cunt, and there's absolutely no reason she should be famous. I don't care if I get moderhated for saying that, it's the truth.
Dec 7, 2010 9:36pm
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Dec 7, 2010 9:36 PM
Be Nice;591736 wrote:^^^
1. Aniston finally realizing Brad is a two time wife cheating ass hole. Time to dump his ass. Decides to date (obviously none of ^^^2kools buds) different men. And who wouldn't....she looks mighty fine. Odviously not obsessive, because she did date others, not just one. Brad probably lusts for her this day. He is tired of being with clown lips and can't get a blow job because of the Herpes virus on Jolies lips.

2. Where's the proof?

Read her book, she was. She was dating Ted Harbert for right around 4 years. He is/was the head of programming for E! He's a CEO for Comcast Entertainment Group. Or, just wikipedia her.
Dec 7, 2010 9:36pm
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Dec 7, 2010 9:37 PM
On a different thought, I love Chelsea Handler. I watch her show every night and am going to see her at Quicken Loans Arena Friday Night; pretty excited.
Dec 7, 2010 9:37pm
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Dec 7, 2010 9:38 PM
And, glad to see Gibby is back.
Dec 7, 2010 9:38pm
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Dec 7, 2010 10:28 PM
^^^wow! You must really like her. Front row seats? Heard she doesn't wear panties. Don't forget your glasses.
Dec 7, 2010 10:28pm
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Dec 8, 2010 1:23 AM
I don't think I'd touch her though, she seems almost TOO slutty.
Dec 8, 2010 1:23am
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Dec 8, 2010 7:29 AM
Fab1b;591297 wrote:My girl and I watch her show all the time, I think she is hillarious!

Have you read her books? They are freakin' hillarious. They'd be a good gift for Christmas if your gf hasn't read them yet.
Dec 8, 2010 7:29am