coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 4, 2010 1:00am
Post one!
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 4, 2010 1:01am
Respect is something earned, not deserved.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 4, 2010 1:01am
The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
Mr. 300
Posts: 3,090
Dec 4, 2010 8:20am
The more you know the more you blow.
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Dec 4, 2010 5:54pm
coyotes22;586997 wrote:The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
Awesome! My grandma used to say that. You must have German roots!
Heavens to Mergitroid!
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Dec 4, 2010 5:59pm
He who toots his own horn soon goes deaf.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Dec 4, 2010 6:30pm
If you are going to kick a tiger in the ass, you better have a plan to deal with its teeth.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 4, 2010 8:05pm
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coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 4, 2010 8:30pm
A bird in the hand, is worth two in the bush.
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Dec 4, 2010 11:04pm
Nothing fucks like a whore doing her job.
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Dec 4, 2010 11:04pm
Er...uh....
password
Posts: 2,360
Dec 5, 2010 1:11am
If she swallows,she is a keeper but if she can also deepthroat and lick your balls at the same time,she is marriage material.
lets_go_devils
Posts: 434
Dec 5, 2010 1:31am
He who farts in church sits in his own pew
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 5, 2010 3:42pm
Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Dec 5, 2010 10:25pm
Blacker the berry sweeter the juice or is it the older the berry the sweeter the juice?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 5, 2010 10:27pm
gerb131;589356 wrote:Blacker the berry sweeter the juice or is it the older the berry the sweeter the juice?
Yeah, she older than a mu'ah fu*ka too.
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Dec 5, 2010 10:31pm
ernest_t_bass;589362 wrote:Yeah, she older than a mu'ah fu*ka too.
LOL
NYFan54
Posts: 570
Dec 6, 2010 12:08am
He who smelt it, dealt it.
That's what she said.
Your mom goes to college.
That's what she said.
Your mom goes to college.
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mella
Posts: 647
Dec 7, 2010 7:00pm
He who goes to bed with an itchy ass wakes up with smelly fingers.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 11, 2010 2:53pm
Man with four balls, can not walk
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Dec 11, 2010 3:37pm
coyotes22;596319 wrote:Man with four balls, can not walk
But he could skate...and sometimes thats better.
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Dec 11, 2010 3:41pm
What is love?
What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness?
Is it not the sweetest flower?
Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds?
Does not the wind love the dirt?
Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to?
Are you with someone tonight?
Do not question your love.
Take your lover by the hand.
Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power.
Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper.
Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy.
Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.
What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness?
Is it not the sweetest flower?
Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds?
Does not the wind love the dirt?
Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to?
Are you with someone tonight?
Do not question your love.
Take your lover by the hand.
Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power.
Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper.
Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy.
Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 11, 2010 3:45pm
enigmaax;596367 wrote:But he could skate...and sometimes thats better.
Have you ever skated? I dont think so!!!!
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Dec 11, 2010 4:06pm
coyotes22;596376 wrote:Have you ever skated? I dont think so!!!!
On my balls? No. But when I took the kids skating a few weeks ago, I saw this 70s flashback dude tearing up the rink and thought that to someone, somewhere (that guy)....skating might be better.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Dec 11, 2010 4:12pm
enigmaax;596398 wrote:On my balls? No. But when I took the kids skating a few weeks ago, I saw this 70s flashback dude tearing up the rink and thought that to someone, somewhere (that guy)....skating might be better.
O, where did you go skating at?
O, btw,,,,,,
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