You know that old saying,,,,,

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Dec 19, 2010 11:08am
To get respect, you have to give respect
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Gardens35
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I Voted
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vikingcaptain82
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Dec 19, 2010 3:57pm
Do as I say, not as I do.
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Dec 19, 2010 4:29pm
Better to park meat in girl than meet girl in park.
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Dec 19, 2010 4:38pm
Dont let your meat loaf.
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Dec 19, 2010 4:40pm
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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Dec 19, 2010 4:41pm
The grass aint always greener on the other side.
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Dec 19, 2010 4:47pm
The grass might be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to cut it.
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Dec 19, 2010 4:50pm
Chicks dig it,,,,,
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Feb 15, 2011 7:43am
Another day, another dollar
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'I was so drunk i didnt know if I was dayton a girl from eaton, or eaton a girl from dayton'
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Feb 15, 2011 4:18pm
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
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thavoice
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Feb 15, 2011 4:36pm
Liquer in the front, poker in the back.



She could suck a basketball through a gardenhose.


She was a 2 at 10, but a 10 at 2
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Feb 15, 2011 6:29pm
More frustrated than a three legged dog trying to bury a turd on a frozen lake
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thavoice
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Feb 16, 2011 9:26am
busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest
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Feb 16, 2011 12:35pm
Gayer than a car-load of queers doing a 69 in a 55.
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bo shemmy3337
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Feb 16, 2011 12:38pm
stick a finger in her butt while she is giving you brain.
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thavoice
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Feb 16, 2011 1:25pm
The remedy for a jammed finger...
....soak it in cider......


'that is as wrong as two boys fuckin'
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Feb 16, 2011 3:29pm
That looks like a monkey fucking a football.
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Feb 16, 2011 3:46pm
You could start an argument in an empty house.
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Footwedge
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Feb 16, 2011 4:04pm
THE4RINGZ;679600 wrote:Two in the pink, one in the stink.
or two in the bush and one in the cheney
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Feb 16, 2011 6:50pm
As nervous as a long tailed cat, in a room full of rocking chairs.
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Feb 16, 2011 7:14pm
When he was born his momma would have been better off to hit him in the head and sell the milk
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Feb 16, 2011 7:14pm
Sweating like a pregnant nun at confession.
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Feb 22, 2011 12:35am
Footwedge;681045 wrote:or two in the bush and one in the cheney

I thought it was "Two in the Bush, one in the Colon."