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SnotBubbles

Nov 19, 2010 12:55 PM
Compile a list.

It will be funny because it will start great fights.

This is my ploy to attract traffic to ohiochatter.com. Ohio Chatter will be the Jerry Springer of message boards. JJHuddle is Oprah.

I'm also glad there is a doughnut ad at the top of this page.
Nov 19, 2010 12:55pm
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OneBuckeye

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Nov 19, 2010 1:14 PM
SnotBubbles;565582 wrote:Compile a list.

It will be funny because it will start great fights.

This is my ploy to attract traffic to ohiochatter.com. Ohio Chatter will be the Jerry Springer of message boards. JJHuddle is Oprah.

I'm also glad there is a doughnut ad at the top of this page.
I don't understand why people think getting rid of trolls will help people get here. It may help retain people but it won't attract people. Is Justin going to advertise ohiochatter.com as the first troll free forum? This is pointless and will not be funny.
Nov 19, 2010 1:14pm
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derek bomar

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Nov 19, 2010 1:16 PM
NWIndianNation01 comes to mind ;)
Nov 19, 2010 1:16pm
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gerb131

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Nov 19, 2010 1:17 PM
derek bomar;565623 wrote:NWIndianNation01 comes to mind ;)

First one I thought of
Nov 19, 2010 1:17pm
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Heretic

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Nov 19, 2010 1:23 PM
OneBuckeye;565619 wrote:I don't understand why people think getting rid of trolls will help people get here. It may help retain people but it won't attract people. Is Justin going to advertise ohiochatter.com as the first troll free forum? This is pointless and will not be funny.

My goal is for this site to reach the point where Justin is able to advertise it as the first troll-only forum. Every thread will be someone calling out someone else, followed by them being called ghey by multiple people, who eventually turn on each other.
Nov 19, 2010 1:23pm
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SnotBubbles

Nov 19, 2010 1:27 PM
"OhioChatter.com: The World's First Troll Free Message Board"

What a motto, what a nice ring!

....I think you're on to something OneBuckeye, something big.
Nov 19, 2010 1:27pm
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thedynasty1998

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Nov 19, 2010 1:35 PM
derek bomar
Nov 19, 2010 1:35pm
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Nov 19, 2010 1:41 PM
Justin Incredible
Nov 19, 2010 1:41pm
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Tiernan

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Nov 19, 2010 1:44 PM
SnotBubbles;565582 wrote:Compile a list.

It will be funny because it will start great fights.

This is my ploy to attract traffic to ohiochatter.com. Ohio Chatter will be the Jerry Springer of message boards. JJHuddle is Oprah.

I'm also glad there is a doughnut ad at the top of this page.
Kettle meet Snot....
Nov 19, 2010 1:44pm
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Firad

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Nov 19, 2010 1:45 PM
I thought OhioChatter was the "100% Guaranteed Troll Forum"?
Nov 19, 2010 1:45pm
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derek bomar

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Nov 19, 2010 2:00 PM
thedynasty1998;565659 wrote:derek bomar

take it back
Nov 19, 2010 2:00pm
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NWIndianNation01

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Nov 19, 2010 2:04 PM
Seriously? If I am a troll then every single person on this site is a troll...

...although...derek bomar is just calling me a troll because I called him one....lame!
Nov 19, 2010 2:04pm
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thedynasty1998

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Nov 19, 2010 2:07 PM
derek bomar;565718 wrote:take it back

Okay, I take it back.

BTW, let me know what you're doing for the game tomorrow.
Nov 19, 2010 2:07pm
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that_guy

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Nov 19, 2010 2:10 PM
I consider trolls as those who post for the sole purpose of starting trouble. Typically they don't believe half of what they write, they just write it to piss people off.
The main trolls I can think of are NCF, MTrulz, Society, Art Modell, & Sleeper (who might actually be a good poster if he'd drop his lame "Ohio State is the greatest at everything" gimmick).

There are other kinds of posters who are annoying but I don't consider trolls. Some examples of these would be:
- complete idiots who actually believe the drivel that they spew (Gibby)
- people who have been rejected by society and come on to the internet to find acceptance, but then get pissed off when everybody on the internet hates them as well (that Mike Clark guy)
- Fanboys who are so obsessed with their favorite teams that they can't respond to any criticism of their team or positive comment about any other team without launching a flurry of f-bomb filled illogical comments (Ty Webb)
- Fictional characters created by one of the above, so that someone will agree with them for once in their sad, pathetic lives (Blanket)
- Mentally handicapped indivduals who somehow find the power within themselves to post on an internet message board. I forget the posters name, but one example of this was the guy who posted pictures of himself with Urban Meyer a few months ago. If I remember correctly it was when the Gator program held an event for people whose necks had ate their chins. These individuals are an inspiration for us all, and just by logging on to the internet they've overcame huge odds.

All of these types of posters are annoying, and don't contribute much to discussions, but they are trying. Also, allowing them to post on the site occupies them during time that would normally be spent raping puppies and molesting small children, so for the good of humanity their accounts should remain active.
Nov 19, 2010 2:10pm
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derek bomar

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Nov 19, 2010 2:11 PM
thedynasty1998;565732 wrote:Okay, I take it back.

BTW, let me know what you're doing for the game tomorrow.

going to the 5
Nov 19, 2010 2:11pm
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FatHobbit

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Nov 19, 2010 2:12 PM
that_guy;565737 wrote:I consider trolls as those who post for the sole purpose of starting trouble. Typically they don't believe half of what they write, they just write it to piss people off.
The main trolls I can think of are NCF, MTrulz, Society, Art Modell, & Sleeper (who might actually be a good poster if he'd drop his lame "Ohio State is the greatest at everything" gimmick).

There are other kinds of posters who are annoying but I don't consider trolls. Some examples of these would be:
- complete idiots who actually believe the drivel that they spew (Gibby)
- people who have been rejected by society and come on to the internet to find acceptance, but then get pissed off when everybody on the internet hates them as well (that Mike Clark guy)
- Fanboys who are so obsessed with their favorite teams that they can't respond to any criticism of their team or positive comment about any other team without launching a flurry of f-bomb filled illogical comments (Ty Webb)
- Fictional characters created by one of the above, so that someone will agree with them for once in their sad, pathetic lives (Blanket)
- Mentally handicapped indivduals who somehow find the power within themselves to post on an internet message board. I forget the posters name, but one example of this was the guy who posted pictures of himself with Urban Meyer a few months ago. If I remember correctly it was when the Gator program held an event for people whose necks had ate their chins. These individuals are an inspiration for us all, and just by logging on to the internet they've overcame huge odds.

All of these types of posters are annoying, and don't contribute much to discussions, but they are trying. Also, allowing them to post on the site occupies them during time that would normally be spent raping puppies and molesting small children, so for the good of humanity their accounts should remain active.

Just so you know, those posters aren't actually all the same person. They just all live in the same house and share a computer. And a body.
Nov 19, 2010 2:12pm
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MontyBrunswick

Nov 19, 2010 2:12 PM
sleeper
Nov 19, 2010 2:12pm
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vball10set

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Nov 19, 2010 2:14 PM
Ty Webb/Gibby
Nov 19, 2010 2:14pm
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vball10set

paying it forward

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Nov 19, 2010 2:17 PM
that_guy;565737 wrote:I There are other kinds of posters who are annoying but I don't consider trolls. Some examples of these would be:
- complete idiots who actually believe the drivel that they spew (Gibby)
- people who have been rejected by society and come on to the internet to find acceptance, but then get pissed off when everybody on the internet hates them as well (that Mike Clark guy)
- Fanboys who are so obsessed with their favorite teams that they can't respond to any criticism of their team or positive comment about any other team without launching a flurry of f-bomb filled illogical comments (Ty Webb)
- Fictional characters created by one of the above, so that someone will agree with them for once in their sad, pathetic lives (Blanket)
- Mentally handicapped indivduals who somehow find the power within themselves to post on an internet message board. I forget the posters name, but one example of this was the guy who posted pictures of himself with Urban Meyer a few months ago. If I remember correctly it was when the Gator program held an event for people whose necks had ate their chins. These individuals are an inspiration for us all, and just by logging on to the internet they've overcame huge odds.
Nov 19, 2010 2:17pm
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Heretic

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Nov 19, 2010 2:26 PM
vball10set;565751 wrote:

Damn. Beat me to it. Therefore, you're a troll.
Nov 19, 2010 2:26pm
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Cleveland Buck

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Nov 19, 2010 2:33 PM
Nov 19, 2010 2:33pm
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SnotBubbles

Nov 19, 2010 2:52 PM
Tiernan;565683 wrote:Kettle meet Snot....

Nov 19, 2010 2:52pm
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gerb131

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Nov 19, 2010 2:56 PM
SnotBubbles;565804 wrote:

That is great
Nov 19, 2010 2:56pm
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darbypitcher22

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Nov 19, 2010 4:38 PM
Ty Webb
Nov 19, 2010 4:38pm
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Thread Bomber

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Nov 19, 2010 4:54 PM
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