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THE4RINGZ

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Nov 14, 2010 5:27 PM
My wife and I had a late, rough night Saturday. We both woke up and needed some coffee and greasy hangover food right away.

We decided to hit the Ryan's breakfast buffet. We paid our $4.99 plus coffee and entered a world we never knew existed.

There were people there in the three, four, five, and even six hundred pound club. You put all you can eat in front of some of those obese fuckers and look out.

Now I am no midget at 6'4" 285 but I looked like a dwarf compared to almost everyone there in the sausage gravy line. I was thinking about shedding a few pounds now I think I am just going to hang out at.Ryan's more often because there I look like a supermodel.
Nov 14, 2010 5:27pm
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se-alum

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Nov 14, 2010 5:31 PM
Lol...I haven't been to a buffet in years(though I've been wanting to hit up Golden Corral for breakfast), but it's amazing to see how literally people take "All You Can Eat". I've always thought of a buffet as somewhere you go for variety, not necessarily to gorge yourself until you can barely waddle out.
Nov 14, 2010 5:31pm
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GoChiefs

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Nov 14, 2010 5:33 PM
Think I need to go to Ryan's then!
Nov 14, 2010 5:33pm
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darbypitcher22

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8,000 posts
Nov 14, 2010 5:46 PM
our cafeteria is all you can eat everyday.

Trust me, there's a few people that make 3 or 4 trips
Nov 14, 2010 5:46pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Nov 14, 2010 5:46 PM
We had not been to a place like that in probably a decade, but today we woke up hungover and really hungry it was one of those mornings where even McDonald's food takes too long.

We were pleasantly surprised the food was good and fresh. They had a made to order omlete station, fresh bkuebery pankcakes you could watch them make, a good variety of breakfast meat, and some nice fruit. Definitely worth $6.00 per person.
Nov 14, 2010 5:46pm
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vball10set

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Nov 14, 2010 6:14 PM
THE4RINGZ;558309 wrote:My wife and I had a late, rough night Saturday. We both woke up and needed some coffee and greasy hangover food right away.

We decided to hit the Ryan's breakfast buffet. We paid our $4.99 plus coffee and entered a world we never knew existed.

There were people there in the three, four, five, and even six hundred pound club. You put all you can eat in front of some of those obese fuckers and look out.

Now I am no midget at 6'4" 285 but I looked like a dwarf compared to almost everyone there in the sausage gravy line. I was thinking about shedding a few pounds now I think I am just going to hang out at.Ryan's more often because there I look like a supermodel.
you sure you weren't at the WalMart food court? :D
Nov 14, 2010 6:14pm
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stroups

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Nov 14, 2010 6:58 PM
Last time I was at Ryan's I yacked in the bathroom. I went in hungover as shit and proceeded to tear up some greasy breakfast, when I suddenly didn't feel so hot. I made my way to the bathroom and was hovering over a toilet and convinced myself I could keep it down. Right when I was feeling a little better I looked down and there was a long ass curly pubic hair on the rim of the toilet and I just let one loose. Needless to say I have never gone back but it was some good food.
Nov 14, 2010 6:58pm
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Mr. 300

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3,090 posts
Nov 14, 2010 7:24 PM
My wife refuses to eat at Ryans.

Are all Titan fans large in the belly?? You....M Steele....R Ickes....hee hee hee.
Nov 14, 2010 7:24pm
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THE4RINGZ

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16,816 posts
Nov 14, 2010 7:38 PM
Yes winning makes us hungry
Nov 14, 2010 7:38pm
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redfalcon

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Nov 14, 2010 9:46 PM
I weigh about 250 and am disgusted with myself for being overweight. I am 6'3'', so I could stand to lose about 50 pounds, but damn, I don't know how anyone can let themselves get to a quarter of a ton or more shy of a major medical condition.
Nov 14, 2010 9:46pm
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Timber

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Nov 14, 2010 10:47 PM
stroups;558417 wrote:Last time I was at Ryan's I yacked in the bathroom. I went in hungover as shit and proceeded to tear up some greasy breakfast, when I suddenly didn't feel so hot. I made my way to the bathroom and was hovering over a toilet and convinced myself I could keep it down. Right when I was feeling a little better I looked down and there was a long ass curly pubic hair on the rim of the toilet and I just let one loose. Needless to say I have never gone back but it was some good food.
Did you get a deal for the "short term lease" of the meal? LOL
Nov 14, 2010 10:47pm
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sjmvsfscs08

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2,963 posts
Nov 14, 2010 11:49 PM
I'm 6'2 and 230ish, and I think I'm fat hahah soooooo these fuckers need to be buried in a hole for being such lethargic fucks.
Nov 14, 2010 11:49pm
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Ty Webb

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2,798 posts
Nov 14, 2010 11:52 PM
Why do you feel the need to make fun of people simple because they are obese? It's wrong
Nov 14, 2010 11:52pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Nov 14, 2010 11:56 PM
Ty Webb;558864 wrote:Why do you feel the need to make fun of people simple because they are obese? It's wrong

just so many ways you could go with this
Nov 14, 2010 11:56pm
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Ty Webb

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Nov 14, 2010 11:59 PM
Does it make you people feel good about yourselves to make fun of others?? If so,your lives must suck pretty bad
Nov 14, 2010 11:59pm
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hoops23

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Nov 15, 2010 12:01 AM
Last time I went to Ryan's, we drew "$5" on a napkin in ketchup for our waitresses tip... The stuck up middle aged bitch.

Haven't been back since.
Nov 15, 2010 12:01am
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Ty Webb

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Nov 15, 2010 12:03 AM
hoops23;558884 wrote:Last time I went to Ryan's, we drew "$5" on a napkin in ketchup for our waitresses tip... The stuck up middle aged bitch.

Haven't been back since.

Just shows you are immature
Nov 15, 2010 12:03am
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ytownfootball

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Nov 15, 2010 12:05 AM
Ty Webb;558880 wrote:Does it make you people feel good about yourselves to make fun of others?? If so,your lives must suck pretty bad

Yep...

Shut the fuck up fatty.
Nov 15, 2010 12:05am
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hoops23

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Nov 15, 2010 12:11 AM
Ty Webb;558888 wrote:Just shows you are immature

Hmmm..

I will neither confirm nor deny that.
Nov 15, 2010 12:11am