Speedofsand wrote:
this was sent by a Texas fan
In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you the
Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game !
* Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of
your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a
warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you
magnificent bastard.
* Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute.
* Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell
"Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!"
* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the
Heisman again this year.
* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only
reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing.
* Drink every time Tebow references God. Or himself. Tom-A-to. Tom-ah-to.
* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like
a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd.
* If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot.
* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida
defense is on the field.
* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.
* Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands.
* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this
one. Otherwise it could kill you).
* Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary.
* If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines
while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron.
* Drink every time Meyer touches Tebow. Finish the beer if he puts his
arm around Tebow. If he nuzzles with Tebow's facemask, perform the
strikeout from Beerfest.
* Drink every time they show Tebow's face black. If you can read the
bible verse, take a double shot. Take a triple shot if Verne actually
quotes the bible verse.
* Drink if they reference "The Promise". Take a double if they play
the whole thing. Take a triple if they show the plaque at Florida
Field.
LOL you will be dead by halftime.