I didn't even have to read the story to know that this is the same guy who's been caught doing this sporadically over the last 20 years.
It's basically typical pedophile type of thinking: "I need the fluids of the young to keep me young and energized". The charge of gross sexual imposition was originally for child rape because he actually tried to, shall we say, "suck the urine" out of a child who was under 10.
Nov 6, 2010 8:30am
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Sat, Nov 6, 2010 12:51 PMNov 6, 2010 12:51 PM
We need to make a law because of this guy. He gets found guilty every time but only gets like 6 months and gets caught about once every 2 years. How many times does he get away with it. Put him behind bars for a long time and keep him there.
Nov 6, 2010 12:51pm
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Sat, Nov 6, 2010 1:28 PMNov 6, 2010 1:28 PM
justincredible;546603 wrote:I guess Heretic won't be posting for a while.
QFT
Nov 6, 2010 1:28pm
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Sat, Nov 6, 2010 2:54 PMNov 6, 2010 2:54 PM
Ugh
Nov 6, 2010 2:54pm
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Sat, Nov 6, 2010 4:52 PMNov 6, 2010 4:52 PM
Good Lord...
Nov 6, 2010 4:52pm
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Sat, Nov 6, 2010 5:19 PMNov 6, 2010 5:19 PM
This shouldn't affect his chances of ever being employed again. The gathering of urethra watering is perfectly normal, especially when collected from the Burger King.
Here's my favorite line from the linked article and, I think, a wonderful description of his somewhat storied record of being creepy.
"Deputies said that it was suspected that Patton targeted the restaurant because it has a play area where children are known to gather."
Nov 6, 2010 5:19pm
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Sat, Nov 6, 2010 5:22 PMNov 6, 2010 5:22 PM
Thats gross he broke the law named after his nasty ass.
Nov 6, 2010 5:22pm
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Sat, Nov 6, 2010 6:18 PMNov 6, 2010 6:18 PM
I really can't beleive this happened less than a mile from my house. My wife read the article and said, "Oh no, that's OUR Burger King!"