Cat Food Flambe';549101 wrote:Belly.. Man up and toe the line HERE. This is reindeer's nose in the tent...
If you give in here, next comes the Christmas music piped into every room in the house starting on Halloween night... then the taped Andy Williams Christmas Specials on the DVD player mid September.
In three years, a Christmas tree in every room, set up by Labor Day.
Finally - you have to dress as Santa Claus every day after Thanksgiving.
At this point, you will be stripped of your Man Card, and cast into the outer darkness of German Village wearing nothing but a pair of red felt boxer shorts and a green pair of elf slippers (along with a sprig of mistletoe stapled to your navel).
Fight the good fight, brother!
I have failed my fellow man ..today both tree when up (said wench will decorate) and the window wrath hung along with the apple fan and door swag draped………..I am battered and sore my fellow men.
Hold fast that volley of thy first stone bro……
……………hard work and labor pays off with favors………..
Let thy lesson be learned from those of aging wisdom ….. upping two pine can lead to laying some wood