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CenterBHSFan

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Nov 4, 2010 6:12 PM

“he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.”
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When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

hahaha!!! That's horrid!
Nov 4, 2010 6:12pm
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karen lotz

TuTu Train

22,284 posts
Nov 4, 2010 6:12 PM
haha wow. I just lost my appetite for the evening.
Nov 4, 2010 6:12pm
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tk421

Senior Member

8,500 posts
Nov 4, 2010 6:32 PM
oh wow, I'm glad I just ate before I read this. Ugh.
Nov 4, 2010 6:32pm
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brutus161

The Navy Guy

1,686 posts
Nov 4, 2010 9:08 PM
Heard about this the other day. Didn't need to see the picture of the woman.
Nov 4, 2010 9:08pm
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oletiger

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166 posts
Nov 4, 2010 9:55 PM
assault with a deadly vag, bookem
Nov 4, 2010 9:55pm
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Sonofanump

Nov 4, 2010 10:01 PM
From the comments section:

"This should not have happened considering the two douchebags in the room"
Nov 4, 2010 10:01pm
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sherm03

I go balls deep.

7,349 posts
Nov 4, 2010 10:16 PM
How fucked up is the one dude?! He was fully on board with eating out that ugly broad. It wasn't until he got close enough to smell her cooter before he finally said he couldn't do it.
Nov 4, 2010 10:16pm
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TedSheckler

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Nov 4, 2010 10:25 PM
Dumb bitch, she knew she'd need a knife to get the job done, had she only planned ahead and brought some clothes pins.
Nov 4, 2010 10:25pm
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bigkahuna

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4,454 posts
Nov 5, 2010 3:40 AM
"Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman..."

As soon as I read this, I knew it was going to be good.
Nov 5, 2010 3:40am
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Belly35

Elderly Intellectual

9,716 posts
Nov 5, 2010 7:09 AM
I think she was fishing.... for sex
Nov 5, 2010 7:09am
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berry

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475 posts
Nov 5, 2010 10:32 AM
She was brandishing a deadly weapon, and she had a knife too.
Nov 5, 2010 10:32am
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THE4RINGZ

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16,816 posts
Nov 5, 2010 11:03 AM
Apparently she never took a walk on the beach with her mother while discussing that she just didn't feel that fresh anymore.
Nov 5, 2010 11:03am
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
Nov 5, 2010 11:17 AM
GURRRRRRRRRR




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Nov 5, 2010 11:17am
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FatHobbit

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8,651 posts
Nov 5, 2010 11:19 AM
j_crazy;545702 wrote:GURRRRRRRRRR




OSSSSSSSSSSS
+1000000000000000
Nov 5, 2010 11:19am
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Stiffman

Stuntin' on my Gixxer!

512 posts
Nov 5, 2010 6:02 PM
Wow! She's gonna be real popular now.

Sent from my Droid
Nov 5, 2010 6:02pm
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#1DBag

Nothing to see here.

786 posts
Nov 5, 2010 6:05 PM
She needs to douche.
Nov 5, 2010 6:05pm
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gut

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15,058 posts
Nov 5, 2010 7:53 PM
sherm03;545415 wrote:How fucked up is the one dude?! He was fully on board with eating out that ugly broad. It wasn't until he got close enough to smell her cooter before he finally said he couldn't do it.

That's not the most bizarre part of it...That's her ex-husband who declined at first. So not only is this dude ready to go to town on his buddy's ex-wife but, yeah, she looks like THAT!
Nov 5, 2010 7:53pm
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gut

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15,058 posts
Nov 5, 2010 7:57 PM
Just a thought for Christmas:

Nov 5, 2010 7:57pm
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DualCore

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Nov 5, 2010 9:03 PM
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stroups

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Nov 7, 2010 11:16 PM
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