Be very careful next time you watch porn

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password
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Nov 3, 2010 12:45am
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justincredible
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Nov 3, 2010 12:47am
Lulz.
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redfalcon
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Nov 3, 2010 12:49am
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I Wear Pants
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Nov 3, 2010 12:53am
Dear lord.
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bigkahuna
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Nov 3, 2010 1:00am
password;543228 wrote:
Not directed towards you password, but....


FUCK YOU.

Also, I'm intrigued about porn in 3D.
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wildcats20
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Nov 3, 2010 1:04am
lol Just because the soldiers are over in Iraq doesn't mean they don't get busy.
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tk421
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Nov 3, 2010 1:13am
Ha ha, someone had jungle fever.
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bwcomet89
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Nov 3, 2010 3:58am
My mother works in neonatal, and she was there to see a white woman give birth to a black baby, which made the white father suspicious. The mother told him that they come out dark and lighten up when they get older. Maybe she could have used that excuse instead?

Either way, some women are whores and terrible liars. Luckily they seem to be with retarded white dudes.
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Heelz
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Nov 3, 2010 8:03am
First off let me say ...BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA , I hope this guy isn't making any important decisions in the military, not exactly the guy I want in charge of anything.
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sleeper
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Nov 3, 2010 8:07am
Nice.
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Tiernan
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Nov 3, 2010 8:12am
John Waters' "Squirt - O - Vision"
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THE4RINGZ
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Nov 3, 2010 8:14am
Whore.
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SnotBubbles
Nov 3, 2010 8:37am
This isn't true. No way someone is that dumb. I don't buy it at all.
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Steel Valley Football
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Nov 3, 2010 8:44am
Old news. May? WTF?
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zambrown
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Nov 3, 2010 9:10am
Hahahahahaha If the dude is that stupid, he deserves whatever he gets. Hilarious!
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FatHobbit
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Nov 3, 2010 9:12am
SnotBubbles;543424 wrote:This isn't true. No way someone is that dumb. I don't buy it at all.

I know some pretty dumb people, but I think you're probably right.
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Glory Days
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Nov 3, 2010 12:52pm
Who goes to watch porn with their friends?
FatHobbit's avatar
FatHobbit
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Nov 3, 2010 1:06pm
Glory Days;543686 wrote:Who goes to watch porn with their friends?

Apparently liars
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Fab1b
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Nov 3, 2010 1:09pm
This just in, I may be preggo since I watch porn on my laptop while it is sitting on my lap. If the baby is born black then I know it was from porn even though I am male.
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Bigred1995
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Nov 3, 2010 1:43pm
it's fake...
“A week ago we published an article about the woman who claimed to get pregnant after watching a porn movie 3d. The article was fake and we used the photo that we found on the Internet. Unfortunatelly, the article spread around the world because some sites thought that it was real. That was not our intention. Sensacionalista is a small site from Brazil. We never thought that this could happen. That’s why we are asking this family to accept our sincere apology. That woman and her baby in the photo had nothing to do with this article. They are just a normal family trying to live they’re own lives. We apologize for wrongfully taking their photo and putting it in our article. Please, not to publish this article again and next time check what you read before you write. This site is a humor site. Nothing here is real.”
http://www.mediaite.com/online/brazilian-satirical-paper-tricks-american-news-outlets-into-believing-3d-pregnancy-story/
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Heretic
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Nov 3, 2010 1:49pm
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Rider_In_Ttown
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Nov 3, 2010 1:55pm
That one might be fake, but girls can catch gonorrhea by riding on tractors in their swimsuits.
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enigmaax
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Nov 3, 2010 2:04pm

I'm gonna pretend you didn't post this. It would help if you'd delete it....you aren't breaking any news, you're just kind of dampening our spirits.
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Bigred1995
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Nov 3, 2010 2:12pm
enigmaax;543780 wrote:I'm gonna pretend you didn't post this. It would help if you'd delete it....you aren't breaking any news, you're just kind of dampening our spirits.
LOL, done!;)
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Thread Bomber
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Nov 3, 2010 3:57pm
Actually, this was an elaborate scheme for a couple of black guys who wanted to get laid. They put the glasses on the ladies, slip everone a half rufie, and while they are watching the film......slips in the big one.

They guys all think it was overated, But the girls think it was just like being in the room and doing it with em.....