sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Oct 31, 2010 11:50pm
Ty Webb;540532 wrote:In places that hold what.....about 300 people?
Close. His next show is Thursday at Carnegie Hall. It holds a little more than 300 people.
Ty Webb
Posts: 2,798
Oct 31, 2010 11:50pm
CinciX12;540540 wrote:Lol I seriously don't know how anyone stands you. You cannot possibly have a social life or any type of superficial friendship whatsoever.
Ok buddy....whatever you say pal
Ty Webb
Posts: 2,798
Oct 31, 2010 11:51pm
sherm03;540542 wrote:Close. His next show is Thursday at Carnegie Hall. It holds a little more than 300 people.
He must know someone
CinciX12
Posts: 2,874
Oct 31, 2010 11:52pm
Ty Webb;540543 wrote:Ok buddy....whatever you say pal
Suck a bag of dicks
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Oct 31, 2010 11:52pm
Ty Webb
Posts: 2,798
Oct 31, 2010 11:54pm
CinciX12;540548 wrote:Suck a bag of dicks
No....that is your job
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Oct 31, 2010 11:55pm
If anyone knew the proper method to sucking a bag of dicks, I would assume Ty Webb/Gibby/Blanket would be that person.CinciX12;540548 wrote:Suck a bag of dicks
Ty Webb
Posts: 2,798
Oct 31, 2010 11:57pm
karen lotz;540555 wrote:If anyone knew the proper method to sucking a bag of dicks, I would assume Ty Webb/Gibby/Blanket would be that person.
No...that would be your mom
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Nov 1, 2010 12:09am
Ty Webb;540554 wrote:No....that is your job
Ty Webb;540559 wrote:No...that would be your mom
Well I think we all have been proven wrong. Ty Webb clearly knows a lot about comedy.
GOONx19
Posts: 7,147
Nov 1, 2010 12:13am
Haha, I guess I could see that being a difficult thing to do. My roommates are black, though, so I can't really say that it's a problem for me. I'm friends with a ton of the guys through them.CinciX12;540525 wrote:Where are the black people not on the basketball team at UK? Thats like trying to find waldo when I am at UK usually. I think you have a white girl because those are not in short supply lol.
Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Nov 1, 2010 8:43am
I bet if a poll was created on here there would be less than 10 people that like George Lopez. And thats if Gibby doesnt vote on all 900 of his names.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Nov 1, 2010 8:58am
Louis C.K. and Bobby Slayton....and then everybody else by a mile.
Louis actually references Slayton in one of his his HBO shows, so they must bust on each other.
Louis actually references Slayton in one of his his HBO shows, so they must bust on each other.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 1, 2010 12:30pm
I'll have to check out Bobby Slayton. I've never heard of him.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 1, 2010 12:32pm
Going back to the George Lopez thing and his attendance numbers, since that is what determines how funny someone is. What percentage of the crowds that George Lopez draws are not Latino? I'd guess the only reason he draws so much is because he's the most famous Latino comic. If he was just another white comic he wouldn't draw much at all.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 1, 2010 12:36pm
Let me just get this out of the way now:
If you really think that then you are dumber than I thought.
justincredible;540873 wrote:Going back to the George Lopez thing and his attendance numbers, since that is what determines how funny someone is. What percentage of the crowds that George Lopez draws are not Latino? I'd guess the only reason he draws so much is because he's the most famous Latino comic. If he was just another white comic he wouldn't draw much at all.
If you really think that then you are dumber than I thought.
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Nov 1, 2010 1:52pm
What a racist thing to say justin. SMH.
TedSheckler
Posts: 3,974
Nov 1, 2010 2:22pm
Sinbad is the best! He sold out shows.
Therefore I'm not racist since he's black. I just love his windbreaker suit. Sinbad>Louie
Therefore I'm not racist since he's black. I just love his windbreaker suit. Sinbad>Louie
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Nov 1, 2010 2:35pm
Slayton bills himself as "The Pit Bull of Comedy" kind of a modern Don Rickles. Nothing and nobody is off limits from being skewered. I often say I can't be offended...but some of the shit Slayton says comes close.justincredible;540870 wrote:I'll have to check out Bobby Slayton. I've never heard of him.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Nov 1, 2010 2:35pm
karen lotz;540585 wrote:Well I think we all have been proven wrong. Ty Webb clearly knows a lot about comedy.
Well, he did say this:
Insinuating that he is dating a girl (regardless of race) might be the funniest post on this thread, so I now declare him to be a Master of Comedy.Ty Webb;540283 wrote:God...you might be the most ignorant person on earth..
If I was racist...would I be dating a black girl?
Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Nov 1, 2010 2:39pm
Him being the only person on here even remotely defending Lopez should be a clue that the guy isnt as awesome as he may think.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 1, 2010 2:43pm
The 12,000 Latinos and I that go to every show prove otherwise. It's not even worth discussing this with you. You're clearly a moron.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Nov 1, 2010 2:46pm
Justin - check out www.bobbyslayton.com and click on "bits & pieces". This is only a tip of the iceberg in terms of how non-PC he is during a live show. I plan to catch him in mid Dec. at Hooters Casino in Vegas.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Nov 1, 2010 2:54pm
Tiernan;541060 wrote:Justin - check out www.bobbyslayton.com and click on "bits & pieces". This is only a tip of the iceberg in terms of how non-PC he is during a live show. I plan to catch him in mid Dec. at Hooters Casino in Vegas.
I listened to Chinese Restaurant. I must now stop, as I'm at the office and laughing really hard from my cubicle is a sign to others that I'm wasting work time.
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Nov 1, 2010 3:31pm
Ty Webb;539891 wrote:12,000 people a night on his last tour disagree with you
The 12,000 people a night number is even more impressive considering that 6 of those shows were in December at the Nokia Theatre in LA. For those of you that don't know, the Nokia Theater holds 7,100 people. I guess Lopez is that funny that an extra 4,900 people packed into the sold out theater to see those shows.
And just so you know, he sold a total of 35,490 tickets during that six show stretch. I'll do the math for you...that's an average of 5,915 people per show. Basically...he fell way short of the 12,000 people a night that you claim he had on that tour, and actually didn't even sell out the theater.
You should feel pretty stupid now.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Nov 1, 2010 3:37pm
Its a real bytch when facts get in the way of making up some great shit to explain the way things should be...huh Ty? or is it blanket? or gibby? or Sybil?