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UA5straightin2008

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Oct 20, 2010 3:28 PM
so im coaching a powder puff team here at denison, and our offense really struggles...anyone have any experience playing/coaching that can offer some insight as to what plays work the best? keep in my the throwing range is <10 yards for these girls....and they arent the most athletic
Oct 20, 2010 3:28pm
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Y-Town Steelhound

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Oct 20, 2010 3:33 PM
Time to implement the triple option offense.
Oct 20, 2010 3:33pm
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Oct 20, 2010 4:30 PM
I'm helping coach 10-12 year olds in flag football, so I know your pain in dealing with a team that can't throw the ball or run very fast. We run what can best be described as a spread offense with no passing threat. Two backs on either side of the QB and we utilize a lot of fake handoffs, reverses, and fake reverses to freeze the defense.

When we have to pass, it's usually nothing more than 4 yard curl or out routes and then hoping the defense misses the flags after the catch.
Oct 20, 2010 4:30pm
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MontyBrunswick

Oct 20, 2010 4:50 PM
run every play out of a punt formation. the other team won't know what the fuck is going on, so you will have great success.

Or run out of the pistol, since it spreads the field and allows for a run game and a pass game. If nobody can throw, you should be able to run run run run run run and then play action pass and burn the defenders.
Oct 20, 2010 4:50pm
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Oct 20, 2010 4:54 PM
Halfback pass every other play. Theyll never know what hit em!!
Oct 20, 2010 4:54pm
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MontyBrunswick

Oct 20, 2010 4:55 PM
Rotinaj;526261 wrote:Halfback pass every other play. Theyll never know what hit em!!

Or flea-flicker.
Oct 20, 2010 4:55pm
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Oct 20, 2010 5:05 PM
Pay extra attention to the center qb exchange. Find the hottest chick on the team and spend some time taking snaps from her. Under center, no shotgun. Make the most of this opportunity by groping a coed in the name of pigskin improvement.

Seriously. You need to get outside and let one of your burners take over. Bubble screen. Student body right. Pitch sweep.
Oct 20, 2010 5:05pm
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Rotinaj

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Oct 20, 2010 5:13 PM
The annexation of Puerto Rico also works like a charm!!
Oct 20, 2010 5:13pm
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Oct 20, 2010 6:08 PM
Center sneak
Oct 20, 2010 6:08pm
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Oct 20, 2010 6:19 PM
I run seven plays. Split veers, like novacaine give it time always works.
Oct 20, 2010 6:19pm
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Oct 20, 2010 6:41 PM
bring a flask to every practice and game or you might not make it to halftime haha
Oct 20, 2010 6:41pm
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Oct 20, 2010 7:25 PM
THE4RINGZ;526278 wrote:Pay extra attention to the center qb exchange. Find the hottest chick on the team and spend some time taking snaps from her. Under center, no shotgun. Make the most of this opportunity by groping a coed in the name of pigskin improvement..

EXACTLY THE CORRECT PROCEUDURE TO REINFORCE "SNAPPERS" ABILITY
Rotinaj;526288 wrote:The annexation of Puerto Rico also works like a charm!!
Always works...and if I might add...you HAVE to utilize the "Statue of Liberty"
Oct 20, 2010 7:25pm
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Oct 20, 2010 8:14 PM
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Oct 20, 2010 8:14pm
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karen lotz

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Oct 20, 2010 8:15 PM
hook and ladder/lateral.
Oct 20, 2010 8:15pm
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karen lotz

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Oct 20, 2010 8:17 PM
line up in kickoff return every play and run the Music City miracle
Oct 20, 2010 8:17pm
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karen lotz

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Oct 20, 2010 8:18 PM
Les Miles' fake FG would be good, but try not to have the pitch bounce
Oct 20, 2010 8:18pm
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Oct 20, 2010 8:19 PM
Work the slant, man. Its the most effective pass in football for a reason. If a bunch of men on scholarships playing D-1 football, or pro athletes getting paid millions of dollars can't stop it, I'd be willing to bet my left nut some girl playing linebacker on the other team, who doesn't even know what a linebacker is, isn't going to be able to stop it either.
Oct 20, 2010 8:19pm
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Oct 20, 2010 8:24 PM
UA what team do you coach? I know a girl on one of the teams up there
Oct 20, 2010 8:24pm
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Oct 20, 2010 8:41 PM
Just google "powder puff football plays."
Oct 20, 2010 8:41pm
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Timber

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Oct 20, 2010 9:12 PM
Reach back in the history of denison to some plays designed by one... Woody Hayes. Instead of three yards and a cloud of dust... we can call it 22 bubbies, 11 Bush and a cloud of powder. JMO Lotsa group hugs and showers as well.... you'll be fine.
Oct 20, 2010 9:12pm
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Oct 20, 2010 9:36 PM
pnhasbeen;526378 wrote:I run seven plays. Split veers, like novacaine give it time always works.

this
Oct 20, 2010 9:36pm
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Oct 20, 2010 9:57 PM
pnhasbeen;526378 wrote:I run seven plays. Split veers, like novacaine give it time always works.

Awesome.

Seriously, if you have one girl that's an athlete, don't take it out of her hands. Utilize QB draws, sweeps, etc. If she can fly, tell everyone to block and let her do the work
Oct 20, 2010 9:57pm
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Oct 20, 2010 10:24 PM
Tiny285Joey;526543 wrote:UA what team do you coach? I know a girl on one of the teams up there

Im coaching the DG team, what team is the girl you know on?
Oct 20, 2010 10:24pm
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UA5straightin2008

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Oct 20, 2010 10:24 PM
krambman;526581 wrote:Just google "powder puff football plays."

i did this and found nothing
Oct 20, 2010 10:24pm
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Oct 20, 2010 10:45 PM
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Oct 20, 2010 10:45pm