LJ
Posts: 16,351
Nov 27, 2009 9:00pm
Tiger Woods is ok
Stiffman
Posts: 512
Nov 27, 2009 9:03pm
LOL. Will they be able to fix the 'lac?
LJ
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Nov 27, 2009 9:03pm
It's in serious condition right now. Details from the body shop are not currently being released.
Stiffman
Posts: 512
Nov 27, 2009 9:06pm
Wonder if the vehicle was on the juice - you know, NOX.
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Nov 27, 2009 9:07pm
This thread needs stickied.......horrible, horrible situation!!
LJ
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Nov 27, 2009 9:09pm
I heard from a source that the gold emblem was stolen by the tow truck driver. Just a horrible situation all around.
Stiffman
Posts: 512
Nov 27, 2009 9:11pm
How many gallons of ethanol does it take to get a escalade drunk? oh man..what's the alcohol content of that stuff? what about that flex fuel stuff? is the alcohol content higher in that stuff?
I sure hope the lac wasn't being driven while drunk. how much are those dwd fines?
I sure hope the lac wasn't being driven while drunk. how much are those dwd fines?
tk421
Posts: 8,500
Nov 27, 2009 9:15pm
So, how exactly do you perform a sobriety test on an Escalade? Anyone have any experience in that area?
LJ
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Nov 27, 2009 9:16pm
I think they have to fly in special investigators from Nippontk421 wrote: So, how exactly do you perform a sobriety test on an Escalade? Anyone have any experience in that area?
LJ
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Nov 27, 2009 9:25pm
Too gruesome to release
wildcats20
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Nov 27, 2009 9:25pm
How are the 26's?????
LJ
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Nov 27, 2009 9:26pm
Multiple fractures I'm toldwildcats20 wrote: How are the 26's?????
David St. Hubbins
Posts: 205
Nov 27, 2009 9:27pm
Bet they had to airlift it.
wildcats20
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Nov 27, 2009 9:28pm
Shit. Medical bills for 26's are out of this world.LJ wrote:Multiple fractures I'm toldwildcats20 wrote: How are the 26's?????
Stiffman
Posts: 512
Nov 27, 2009 9:28pm
Wrong people wildcats. Stars like Tiger (golf ballers) don't upgrade whips like that. Us common folk and other (rock, foot, base, basket) ballers.....well, that's another story.
Stiffman
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Nov 27, 2009 9:30pm
Say it ain't so. Tiger was driving someone else's whip? Was it Shaq's?LJ wrote: Multiple fractures I'm told
wildcats20
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Nov 27, 2009 9:31pm
Must have been, he lives down the street.Stiffman wrote:Say it ain't so. Tiger was driving someone else's whip? Was it Shaq's?LJ wrote: Multiple fractures I'm told
tk421
Posts: 8,500
Nov 27, 2009 9:36pm
What about the fuzzy dice on the mirror? As long as the fuzzy dice made it, I can finally go to sleep. 
Stiffman
Posts: 512
Nov 27, 2009 9:37pm
Go to bed tk. I can assure you the fuzzy dice on the mirror are ok. The fuzzy dice on the driver...well, that's another story bro. From what I hear, they might have been the cause of the accident. There's some concern that the driver let another woman roll sevens with them.
GoPens
Posts: 2,339
Nov 27, 2009 10:04pm
Wow, when I heard that Tiger's Caddy was in an accident I was wondering why Steve Williams was zipping out of Tiger's driveway like that...
Stiffman
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Nov 27, 2009 10:19pm
Tiger named his Escalade Steve Williams? That ain't right. Ain't it enough for him to carry Tiger around the golf course? Now Tiger adds insult to injury by making him carry him around Florida? Wow - maybe the Caddy has a passive agressive side and crashed itself to send Tiger a message.....GoPens wrote: Wow, when I heard that Tiger's Caddy was in an accident I was wondering why Steve Williams was zipping out of Tiger's driveway like that...
zambrown
Posts: 1,093
Nov 27, 2009 10:54pm
GoPens wrote: Wow, when I heard that Tiger's Caddy was in an accident I was wondering why Steve Williams was zipping out of Tiger's driveway like that...
Hilarious! This whole thread is great!
LJ
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Nov 27, 2009 11:01pm
Shut up woman, get on my horse
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Nov 27, 2009 11:07pm
Any more updates on the Caddy? Has it been transported? I am not sure if I will be able to sleep without knowing.
BlueDevil11
Posts: 1,911
Nov 27, 2009 11:15pm
Is it out of the shop yet, or will it need to stay for more tests?