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John Madden will probably die of a heart attack today (but as a happy man)

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Nick Mangold

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Oct 7, 2010 12:20 PM
Deadspin will be releasing the infamous Brett Favre Crocshots today. Guaranteed John Madden has been sitting on deadspin all day hitting refresh.
Oct 7, 2010 12:20pm
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wes_mantooth

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Oct 7, 2010 12:21 PM
Oct 7, 2010 12:21pm
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Commander of Awesome

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Oct 7, 2010 12:32 PM
Pics of Farve's penis? I'll pass.
Oct 7, 2010 12:32pm
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Heretic

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Oct 7, 2010 12:34 PM
From Deadspin comments on the article previewing the eventual full cock disclosure:

And tomorrow we discover the horrid things that happen when 1,000 sportswriters have kept one dick in their mouths for over a decade...

It's gonna be a raisin.
That has to be one hell of an emotional roller coaster.

(24 hours ago) "Brett, we're getting Randy Moss!'
"Awesome."
(45 min. ago) "Brett, the dick pics you sent Jenn Sterger are going online and your wife will probably divorce you. Especially since there are voice mails that are clearly you."
"Not awesome."
And from Wes.
So I was just sitting here thinking "Oh, man, it's so great I'm off of work tomorrow" because of this. And then I realized that I'm happy because that means I can look at pictures of Brett Favre's cock without the possibility of pesky co-workers peering over my shoulder. And now I just feel bad about my life.
Oct 7, 2010 12:34pm
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Oct 7, 2010 12:35 PM
It'll be interesting to see what happens from here. When this first broke Favre's team/ESPN successfully killed it, that might all change now that there is some supposed "proof".
Oct 7, 2010 12:35pm
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Art Modell

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Oct 7, 2010 12:38 PM
I thought John Madden was already dead.
Oct 7, 2010 12:38pm
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chicago510

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Oct 7, 2010 1:39 PM
Yikes. Just went to the site and the preview makes me squeamish. Will be avoiding deadspin for the day.
Oct 7, 2010 1:39pm
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karen lotz

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Oct 7, 2010 2:27 PM
video is up on deadspin now.
Oct 7, 2010 2:27pm
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Fab4Runner

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Oct 7, 2010 2:34 PM
Penises are ugly.

And those voicemails are creepy.
Oct 7, 2010 2:34pm
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Oct 7, 2010 3:42 PM
This is gonna be a great day to watch ESPN.
Oct 7, 2010 3:42pm
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Oct 7, 2010 3:45 PM
Sterger is not even hot. You'd think Favre could do better than this.
Oct 7, 2010 3:45pm
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Oct 7, 2010 4:38 PM
LOLZ.

brett is a horny old man. love it.
Oct 7, 2010 4:38pm
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Nick Mangold

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Oct 7, 2010 8:14 PM
Against my better judgement I watched the video (that doesn't make me gay, does it?) on deadspin.

Poor Brett.

He was given this as an arm:


And this as a dangle:
Oct 7, 2010 8:14pm
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Oct 7, 2010 8:42 PM
^ Fag
Oct 7, 2010 8:42pm
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Nick Mangold

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Oct 7, 2010 8:50 PM
Awww...
Oct 7, 2010 8:50pm