Reds reported after smoking victory cigars in clubhouse

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Heretic
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Oct 1, 2010 2:29am
If fines are levied, I hope to see a YouTube video of drunken, cigar-smoking Reds players throwing a bunch of currency on the ground, pissing on them (cocks off-camera, as only ETB and SB would want to actually see that) and then putting them in an envelope to send to wherever the cash needs to go.
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ts1227
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Oct 1, 2010 4:26pm
I would bet anything it was these assholes that reported it.. what's worse is the pull these motherfuckers have in the General Assembly.

I couldn't remember the name of the group when I posted last night, as I was busy not engaging in model community/family behavior by drinking in excess.

http://www.ccv.org/
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Ironman92
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Oct 1, 2010 6:08pm
every city has these awesome people who are out to follow all rusles and save the world

it was so important the Reds didn't even comment

LOCK EM UP!
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Skyhook79
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Oct 2, 2010 9:56pm
ts1227;503193 wrote:There is a strong base of moralistic douchebags around Cincinnati... most of the religious groups that have pull within the state politics are from SWO. This isn't too surprising.

However they are offset by the unmoralistic douchebags around Cincinnati so its a wash.
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chicago510
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Oct 2, 2010 10:00pm
Here's what happens next. Reds owner Bob Castellini will receive a letter officially notifying him of the violations. Then, a health inspector must make an unannounced visit to the clubhouse sometime in the next 30 days, so, during the playoffs. If he observes anyone smoking, the team, as owners of the stadium, will be fined $100. So I'm sure the Reds are hiring a good lawyer as we speak.
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georgemc80
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Oct 3, 2010 9:20pm
Im curious...if it was in the clubhouse, thats not a public venue...the field is public, but not the lockerroom
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LJ
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Oct 3, 2010 10:50pm
georgemc80;506381 wrote:Im curious...if it was in the clubhouse, thats not a public venue...the field is public, but not the lockerroom

It's a place of employment, not a private club
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ts1227
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Oct 4, 2010 12:01am
LJ;506502 wrote:It's a place of employment, not a private club

Private clubs aren't exempt anyway unless they meet a laundry list of specifications. The main one is it can't have employees, which trips up basically every club. It's get nailed for smoking, or get nailed for tax evasion (paying under table to circumvent that "no employees" stipulation).
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Curly J
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Oct 4, 2010 4:59pm
justincredible;503107 wrote:Is this true or are you being clever?

It's true, as you know, I'm not that clever.