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SnotBubbles
Sep 9, 2010 4:43pm
...this chick who just broke up with her 20 year old Dennison University boyfriend. They had been together for like 2-1/2 years.
Best. Fuck. Ever.
Best. Fuck. Ever.
ohiotiger33
Posts: 1,500
Sep 9, 2010 4:43pm
You fucked a stuffed animal?
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Sep 9, 2010 4:44pm
LMAO
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Sep 9, 2010 4:47pm
Turrible. Just turrible I say.
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Sep 9, 2010 4:50pm
ROFL!!!
The sad truth is this is what that guy will be saying. Conversely, when UA hooks up with a new girl he will blow his load very quickly. I'm not trying to pick on you UA, it is biology. Us guys get the short end of the stick in that regard. Hopefully after you hook up with a honey or two you will be able to get a girl who just broke up with some other dude to even it all out.
The sad truth is this is what that guy will be saying. Conversely, when UA hooks up with a new girl he will blow his load very quickly. I'm not trying to pick on you UA, it is biology. Us guys get the short end of the stick in that regard. Hopefully after you hook up with a honey or two you will be able to get a girl who just broke up with some other dude to even it all out.
ohiotiger33
Posts: 1,500
Sep 9, 2010 4:51pm
Lol I totally missed the first thread. Hilarious.
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Sep 9, 2010 4:51pm
Little Danny;477384 wrote:ROFL!!!
The sad truth is this is what that guy will be saying. Conversely, when UA hooks up with a new girl he will blow his load very quickly. I'm not trying to pick on you UA, it is biology. Us guys get the short end of the stick in that regard. Hopefully after you hook up with a honey or two you will be able to get a girl who just broke up with some other dude to even it all out.
Sooooo he needs to jerkoff before he goes out not to bust his load so quickly, got it.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Sep 9, 2010 4:52pm
clean those pipes first brother!!
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Sep 9, 2010 4:53pm
Bravo, sir. Lulz all around.
CinciX12
Posts: 2,874
Sep 9, 2010 5:28pm
That picture is straight up disturbing as hell.
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Sep 9, 2010 5:31pm
6/10
UA5straightin2008
Posts: 3,246
Sep 9, 2010 5:35pm
its deNison, dumbass
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Sep 9, 2010 5:52pm
^Rub
tk421
Posts: 8,500
Sep 9, 2010 6:53pm
good god, I didn't know Kermit was such a player. He's tearing that up. 
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Sep 9, 2010 8:04pm
Not your best work snot.
But that GIF is incredible. In a creepy way
But that GIF is incredible. In a creepy way
se-alum
Posts: 13,948
Sep 9, 2010 8:17pm
Yea, this "joke" is pretty much played out.
tk421
Posts: 8,500
Sep 9, 2010 8:19pm
Is there anything original on the interwebs anymore?
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Sep 9, 2010 8:29pm
awesome for you man
Art Modell
Posts: 2,338
Sep 9, 2010 9:09pm
Great job Snot. LMAO.
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queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Sep 9, 2010 9:27pm
I believe a girl half his age is the best he can do. Young girls like crazy old men.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 9, 2010 10:42pm
tk421;477723 wrote:Is there anything original on the interwebs anymore?
This. Snot... Go kill yourself... but make sure to drink a ton, dope up on meds, and write about it first!
2kool4skool
Posts: 1,804
Sep 9, 2010 10:48pm
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sjmvsfscs08
Posts: 2,963
Sep 9, 2010 10:53pm
This is so mean...
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Sep 9, 2010 11:16pm
Big whoop. I just got back from Charlotte where I banged a retarded midget with one arm and an eye patch who just dumped this asshole college kid.
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Sonofanump
Sep 9, 2010 11:19pm
Did she work at Wendy's?j_crazy;478041 wrote:...with one arm