So exactly what do you have to do these days to be considered a "star"? Obviously, not much.
Is it just me, or is this girl just not very cute?

if she's like her mother, she'll be hot in 40 years (after the plastic surgeons are done with her) and be just as smart as she is now.

Ratings. That's all this is about. Put the name Palin on the show and people will watch.

I'd hit it no doubt, her mom as well!

She's not ugly. But also not super hot. I don't watch DWTS so I don't really care...but I would assume she'll help with ratings and that's what they care about.

She's the kind of girl I would do dirty things to and not feel the least bit of guilt about it. I'm talking sinful, dirty things.....

^^
Donkeypunch?

I'm gonna go with 8 beers.

enigmaax;462840 wrote:I'm gonna go with 8 beers.

8 strong beers

No beers needed here, just slide that g string to the side

gerb131;462842 wrote:8 strong beers

Or 8 beers in two hours on an empty stomach.

She is not to bad. Least you know she will put out. On the plus side, knock her up and you will famous as well. Then she can go on tour talking about abstinence while you are posing in playgirl.

10 beers sounds more like it. Woof.

Seriously, it is just a way to reach viewers in middle America

Homely is the first word that pops into my mind.

She is not a bombshell, but she is not homely by any stretch of the imagination. That photos is really unflattering and I have seen her look much better live on TV and in magazines. She is better than average looking with a decent sized rack. If Bristol were just a girl who lived in your neighborhood, she would likely be considered one of the better looking girls in town.

Her celebrity status is something that was thrusted on her as part of being the daughter of the media's #1 target in 2008/2009. It is sort of unfair her compare her with another celebrity (ala, Megan Fox, Audrina Patridge or someone like that who are actual entertainers or who themselves went on a reality show themselves)

^^^That is a very fair assessment.

Eh, I think she is homely... sorry.

SnotBubbles;462827 wrote:She's the kind of girl I would do dirty things to and not feel the least bit of guilt about it. I'm talking sinful, dirty things.....

Like the back of a Volkswagen?

I think she's pretty hot

Dancing with the Stars has always been a bad name for this show. It should be called Dancing with the Moderate Famous.

dumb beezy like her mama

krambman;463187 wrote:Dancing with the Stars has always been a bad name for this show. It should be called Dancing with the Moderate Famous.

More like Dancing with the Desperate for Attention.

Little Danny;463019 wrote:Her celebrity status is something that was thrusted on her as part of being the daughter of the media's #1 target in 2008/2009. It is sort of unfair her compare her with another celebrity (ala, Megan Fox, Audrina Patridge or someone like that who are actual entertainers or who themselves went on a reality show themselves)

I agree and disagree. I agree that PART of her fame is directly related to someone who, as you said, was/is a big-time media target. But, I say that another part of that fame comes from simply being a fuck-up political kid. Mom has a strong abstinence stance...daughter pops out a teenie-out-of-wedlock kid. Daughter becomes media/tabloid sensation.

When it comes to the whole R-vs-D wars, while I'm more of a D-leaning moderate, I have to admit that the daughters of big-name Rs turn me on more. I remember Clinton's daughter as being a bag-over-face girl and the Kerrey daughters as having the misfortune of inheriting his nose and overly angular face. Meanwhile, the Junior Bush daughters came off as party whores, McCain's girl has a rack that doesn't stop and Bristol's a teen slut who's also a tabloid media slut!

I like things like that.

PS: As to my opinion of Bristol, while I wouldn't call her hot or anything, I'd totally do her because that's how I roll! And besides, it always could lead to a "My Girlfriend's Hot Mom" sort of porn (whether it be with the actual mom or the porn chick who starred in "Nailin' Palin"...god bless Larry Flynt!).

Rumored cast:

Bristol Palin
The Situation from The Jersey Shore
David Hasselhoff
Brandy
Kurt Warner
Rick Fox
Jennifer Grey
Audrina Patridge
Michael Bolton
Florence Henderson

Nobody puts baby in a corner.