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gut
Posts: 15,058
Aug 26, 2010 1:47am
As soon as a 25-yr old says "my parents said it's ok to go out" you should have immediately run because she's either a drug addict, psychotic, or I guess in this case mentally handicapped.
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Aug 26, 2010 2:00am
oh and another thing, can we get her number when you are done?
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cbus4life
Posts: 2,849
Aug 26, 2010 3:32am
Total BS.
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Def Leopard
Posts: 176
Aug 26, 2010 9:33am
You better pray, I mean get down on your knees and pray this young lady's father doesn't find out about you. This has happened before and yes she has some issues, one of which she tells her parents EVERYTHING. I know of one time some classless fool took advantage of her, and lets just say he will think twice before doing it to again. I'd be checking over my shoulder for a while just to be safe.
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Aug 26, 2010 9:39am
^^ so you know said craigslist girl? Do tell. This story is making my morning.
mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
Aug 26, 2010 9:43am
lol this is the best ever. I say go to her profile and get pics or it didnt happen.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Aug 26, 2010 9:50am
I have a feeling this is just the begining of the story. Depending on the degree of her mental disability this could get ugly.
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Def Leopard
Posts: 176
Aug 26, 2010 10:34am
One other item I forgot to mention, you should probably make an appointment with the local GP. You weren't her first.
OneBuckeye
Posts: 5,888
Aug 26, 2010 10:36am
Def Leopard;462368 wrote:One other item I forgot to mention, you should probably make an appointment with the local GP. You weren't her first.
O'RLY? I bet Mattinctown thought he was. Anyone with time needs to go on craigslist and dig up the profile. Volunteers?
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Aug 26, 2010 10:37am
Def Leopard;462368 wrote:One other item I forgot to mention, you should probably make an appointment with the local GP. You weren't her first.
He and half a dozen other guys will be on Springer in a year for the paternity test.
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Aug 26, 2010 10:38am
A hookup like that I hope he used his condomsense.
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Aug 26, 2010 11:09am
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Aug 26, 2010 11:11am
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Aug 26, 2010 11:12am
Could she at least count to potatoe?
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Aug 26, 2010 12:32pm
I don't think I've ever been happier after clicking on a thread than I am now. This is the Cool Story, Bro to end all cool stories told by bros.
My kudos to you!!!
My kudos to you!!!
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Aug 26, 2010 1:56pm
mattinctown;462027 wrote:She tells me she has slight autism
Dude, can I borrow her??!! I am headed to Vegas tonight and she would be pure gold at the blackjack table!
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Aug 26, 2010 1:58pm
"He might not seem very bright, but you drop a box of toothpicks in front of him and you'll find out just how smart he really is."
Hank Hill
Hank Hill
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Aug 26, 2010 2:01pm
Damn, does this mean I have to reserve use of the term "fucktard" for matt?
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Def Leopard
Posts: 176
Aug 26, 2010 2:46pm
enigmaax;462637 wrote:Damn, does this mean I have to reserve use of the term "fucktard" for matt?
No, deperate, asshole should work just fine.
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mattinctown
Aug 26, 2010 2:49pm
Just an FYI guys, I totally made this story up, see what I did there?????????????????????????? 
I might be stupid at times, but not THAT stupid!
I might be stupid at times, but not THAT stupid!
derek bomar
Posts: 3,722
Aug 26, 2010 2:51pm
mattinctown;462679 wrote:Just an FYI guys, I totally made this story up, see what I did there??????????????????????????
I hate you
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Aug 26, 2010 2:51pm
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Aug 26, 2010 2:58pm
Nice try at a cover up.Just an FYI guys, I totally made this story up, see what I did there??????????????????????????
FAIL
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mattinctown
Aug 26, 2010 3:03pm
Ok don't believe me, not my problem
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Aug 26, 2010 3:08pm
THE4RINGZ;462698 wrote:Nice try at a cover up.
FAIL
Yep.