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BigAppleBuckeye

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Aug 10, 2010 10:01 AM
I jog 3-4 times a week in the mornings, and this morning I was running in my Brooklyn Heights neighborhood on the Promenade (basically this scenic stretch that provides a great view of lower Manhattan, the Brooklyn Bridge and the Statue of Liberty). Long story short, I was running behind this black chick and her friend, and when I caught up to her, it was Tyra Banks. Kindof of a random sighting, I heard her boyfriend lives in the neighborhood.

I could be an internet cool guy and write about how I brought her back to my place and had a crazy threesome with my fiance, but the highlight of my morning was my damn Cheerios ... (PS, she says her ass is big ... it is 100% NOT)
Aug 10, 2010 10:01am
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Aug 10, 2010 10:05 AM
BigAppleBuckeye;447211 wrote:I could be an internet cool guy and write about how I brought her back to my place and had a crazy threesome with my fiance

Only Zwick would take it that far.

that is a pretty cool story. I'm a little surprised that she would be running with just one other person in Brooklyn though. I'm going to assue it was a guard?

Your only mistake though, passing her. I would have ran behind her all day...
Aug 10, 2010 10:05am
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Aug 10, 2010 10:07 AM
Don't celebrities of that magnitude normally have personal security when out in public? Guess that's always been my purview
Aug 10, 2010 10:07am
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Aug 10, 2010 10:10 AM
Nope, she was with another woman. I have seen many female celebrities in the city with no security, including Heidi Klum and Carmen Electra (Klum was gorgeous, Electra was overrated). And Brooklyn Heights is really safe, lots of multi-million dollar brownstones overlooking the city (and no, I unfortunately don't live in one of those). Think "Cosby Show" in the 80s (which was set in Brooklyn Heights).
Aug 10, 2010 10:10am
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Aug 10, 2010 10:28 AM
That's interesting.....though my only celebrity-in-public experience was seeing Clinton Kelly (What Not to Wear) walk down 5th Avenue in Manhattan. Obviously he did not have security
Aug 10, 2010 10:28am
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Aug 10, 2010 10:41 AM
thedynasty1998;447216 wrote:Only Zwick could get that far.

fixed.
Aug 10, 2010 10:41am
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Aug 10, 2010 11:11 AM
I wouldn't have passed that ass I woulda jogged right behind it til I collapsed.
Aug 10, 2010 11:11am
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Aug 10, 2010 11:45 AM
gerb131;447288 wrote:I wouldn't have passed that ass I woulda jogged right behind it til I collapsed.

Definitely.
Aug 10, 2010 11:45am
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Aug 10, 2010 11:56 AM
thedynasty1998;447216 wrote: I would have ran behind her all day...
without a doubt :cool:
Aug 10, 2010 11:56am
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Aug 10, 2010 11:58 AM
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Aug 10, 2010 12:21 PM
In Jan. 2001 I was driving in Miami to the Orange Bowl game and I recognized her on the highway in an emerald green mustang. I smiled and waved, she smiled and waved back.
Aug 10, 2010 12:21pm
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Aug 10, 2010 1:01 PM
vball10set;447348 wrote:

GOAT picture of her
Aug 10, 2010 1:01pm
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Aug 10, 2010 1:26 PM
As long as I don't have to hear her speak I am OK with her.
Aug 10, 2010 1:26pm
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Aug 10, 2010 1:44 PM
THE4RINGZ;447426 wrote:As long as I don't have to hear her speak I am OK with her.
That's what the chloroform is for......I mean.....that's what I've heard...
Aug 10, 2010 1:44pm
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Aug 10, 2010 2:27 PM
THE4RINGZ;447426 wrote:As long as I don't have to hear her speak I am OK with her.

do guys want to hear any woman speak?
Aug 10, 2010 2:27pm
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Aug 10, 2010 2:40 PM
see if you had business cards with OC on them, you could have given her one.
mexappeal12;447501 wrote:do guys want to hear any woman speak?

dont need to read a woman's writing either.....
Aug 10, 2010 2:40pm
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Aug 10, 2010 2:41 PM
As long as I don't have to hear her speak I am OK with her.

do guys want to hear any woman speak?
Yes I want to hear a woman's soul when she speaks see her heart in her eyes. Unless of course it's Tyra then I just want to stare at her ass and rack.
Aug 10, 2010 2:41pm
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Aug 10, 2010 9:48 PM
mexappeal12;447501 wrote:do guys want to hear any woman speak?

Yes one. My name.
Aug 10, 2010 9:48pm
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Aug 10, 2010 10:15 PM
Its a shame how far downhill she went after that picture
Aug 10, 2010 10:15pm
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Aug 10, 2010 11:41 PM
Hb31187;447950 wrote:Its a shame how far downhill she went after that picture

Yeah she looks horrible:D
Aug 10, 2010 11:41pm
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Aug 11, 2010 11:34 AM
rmolin73;448032 wrote:Yeah she looks horrible:D

pffffft, i bang girls hotter than that 3 or 4 times a day.
Aug 11, 2010 11:34am
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Aug 11, 2010 12:31 PM
pffffft your hand, laptop, and a bottle of Jergens does not equate to a woman no matter how many times you tell yourself.
Aug 11, 2010 12:31pm
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Aug 11, 2010 1:05 PM
Glory Days;448259 wrote:pffffft, i bang girls hotter than that 3 or 4 times a day.

SQ? Is that you?
Aug 11, 2010 1:05pm
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Aug 11, 2010 1:27 PM
Glory Days;448259 wrote:pffffft, i bang girls hotter than that 3 or 4 times a day.

the lady with the tall blue hair that goes by the name of Marge? :p
Aug 11, 2010 1:27pm